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#449330 - 09/13/09 12:32 PM What are you doing right now?
charin Offline
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Porn Jesus

Registered: 07/15/05
Posts: 5290
Loc: Dayton
That's the Twitter question, isn't it? I see complaints that folks are making XPT a blog, so, let's confine it to one thread. Post here the mundane but slightly interesting bullshit that you are doing/just finished doing that you feel compelled to share with other perverts because you are too socially awkward or misanthropic to have other real face to face people to share it with.

Me? I'm letting my Xilisoft Video Converter change a bunch of .wmv porno files, currently Facial Abuse stuff, to .mpg files my DVD player can read from the Verbatum hard drive. Nice piece of software that Xilisoft, chugs along converting Gig after Gig of porno, you can dump in complete folders and it will even convert enclosed folders.

I just finished cutting the entire 200 x 50 foot lot with the new electric mower, I love it! Works great!

I think I'll make some coffee now, take a shower, and ride the bike for a little while. Get back in time for Baseball Tonight, and do a load of laundry.

So, what are you up to?

-Chuck, Vegetarian fanboy
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#449331 - 09/13/09 02:18 PM Re: What are you doing right now?
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Registered: 01/26/06
Posts: 1058
Loc: Keen for Peen
i'm twittering.
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#449332 - 09/13/09 02:28 PM Re: What are you doing right now?
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Registered: 07/28/07
Posts: 1133
Loc: The Mystic Knights of the Sea ...
I'm reading this thread and posting that I am reading this thread.
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#449333 - 09/13/09 02:37 PM Re: What are you doing right now?
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Registered: 08/16/08
Posts: 4257
Loc: Counting Kisses
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I'm reading this thread and posting that I am reading this thread.



omg like me too and like now i just said that I am like doing what you just did before me which was reading this thread and posting about what you are reading in this thread which I just did and then I will read it again wheN I am done posting. Whew, XpTwittering is hella exhausting. O.m.YaWN...
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#449334 - 09/13/09 03:07 PM Re: What are you doing right now?
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Registered: 01/12/05
Posts: 7322
Loc: The Children's Limbo
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I'm reading this thread and posting that I am reading this thread.




I'm reading this as well.



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I hit her with the hammer on top of the head. She made a lot of noise and kept on making noise, so I hit her again.

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#449335 - 09/13/09 03:09 PM Re: What are you doing right now?
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Registered: 01/12/05
Posts: 7322
Loc: The Children's Limbo
Okay am done reading. Moving on...



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I hit her with the hammer on top of the head. She made a lot of noise and kept on making noise, so I hit her again.

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#449336 - 09/13/09 08:27 PM Re: What are you doing right now?
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I'm wondering if you're actually going to storm off and cry simply because Lou made a crack about The Beatles.

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#449337 - 09/13/09 09:06 PM Re: What are you doing right now?
tattypatty Offline
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Registered: 01/30/08
Posts: 7599
Loc: a site known for its tolerance...
on here, counting some money, getting dressed, all half-assed...
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#449338 - 09/14/09 12:13 AM Re: What are you doing right now?
Nugent Offline
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Registered: 09/20/05
Posts: 1326
Loc: Yosisterisawhore, CA
Battling insomnia, and watching fucking hilarious web videos
like THIS Maybe it's because I'm a little drunk, but

"You redneck bitch, I'm still here motherfuckahhh"...LMAO
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If I wanted to hear a crazy cunt talk about her kids I would just go to a regular bar and talk to the single moms there instead. - Fiend

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#449339 - 09/14/09 12:34 AM Re: What are you doing right now?
loopnode Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/12/05
Posts: 7322
Loc: The Children's Limbo
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I hit her with the hammer on top of the head. She made a lot of noise and kept on making noise, so I hit her again.

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#449340 - 09/14/09 04:03 AM Re: What are you doing right now?
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Registered: 08/16/08
Posts: 4257
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I just ate a Hot Pocket. This isn't going to end well, I predict. I wish I had swallowed broken glass instead.




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#449341 - 09/14/09 04:16 AM Re: What are you doing right now?
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Registered: 06/28/08
Posts: 8
I'm sitting here doing nothing but aging.


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#449342 - 09/15/09 07:36 AM Re: What are you doing right now?
Bluecipher Offline
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Registered: 06/09/03
Posts: 5096
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naturally.
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#449343 - 09/15/09 03:36 PM Re: What are you doing right now?
electrostatic Offline
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Registered: 08/16/08
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#449344 - 09/15/09 03:57 PM Re: What are you doing right now?
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Registered: 08/16/08
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k. done.








*pats.self.0n.back*









<3
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#449345 - 09/15/09 04:20 PM Re: What are you doing right now?
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Registered: 11/27/07
Posts: 4795
I couldn't get a proper picture of the 6-foot bong and bar-be-que lighter my 17 year old angry lesbian neighbour loaned me.

That's what I am doing right now. Well not exactly right now, I have to stand on a chair.

Cheers folks.

It wasn't something I really wanted but she insisted when I loaned her some nice computer joysticks.
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#449346 - 09/15/09 04:48 PM Re: What are you doing right now?
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Registered: 08/16/08
Posts: 4257
Loc: Counting Kisses
Quote:

I have to stand on a chair.




I see...




I'm...


ahhhgheen...


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#449347 - 09/15/09 10:40 PM Re: What are you doing right now?
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe

Registered: 12/01/08
Posts: 71
Loc: Fishing for whores with Vicodi...
Posting on xpt obviously. Then drinking a beer.

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#449348 - 09/15/09 11:10 PM Re: What are you doing right now?
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#449349 - 09/15/09 11:14 PM Re: What are you doing right now?
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Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 8662
Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...
Emailing peta the link to fayners new site along with pictures of him giving his dog drugs as posted on his porn site.
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