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I still can't believe you bought bree bree gift cards through her website after she dumped you and then showed up to her birthday party uninvited, amazing. I mean AMAZINGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG. You're my little angel Eric.

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Through her website?
...try Glenbrook Mall

After she dumped me?
...didn't know we were an item

Uninvited?
...to a public affair of 300+ people

How you come to these conclusions amazes me. Sounds like epic fail to me. I know you're capable of better than that, primate.