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#449296 - 09/14/09 09:06 PM Re: Is Eric...? a Mope...yes or no
Bishop Offline
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I love The Beatles So are you guys gonna kiss or what
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#449297 - 09/14/09 09:12 PM Re: Is Eric...? a Mope...yes or no
backdoorman Offline
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Posts: 9782
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Pics or it didn't happen !
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#449298 - 09/14/09 09:24 PM Re: Is Eric...? a Mope...yes or no
Dean Wormer Offline
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Registered: 08/05/05
Posts: 2116
Loc: Faber College
This thread is very ghey.
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#449299 - 09/14/09 09:28 PM Re: Is Eric...? a Mope...yes or no
Dick Dastardly Offline
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Registered: 01/25/06
Posts: 4470
No shit, only a homo like Nathaniel "Light in the loafers" Fairweather could perpetuate such manlove in a cage thread.
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#449300 - 09/14/09 09:37 PM Re: Is Eric...? a Mope...yes or no
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Registered: 11/22/08
Posts: 857
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man love n the cage is only strange for eric because most of his man love comes at truck stops and Indiana alleys.

i guess for you, man love is better than no love at all? enjoy that, as you continue failing.
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#449301 - 09/14/09 09:44 PM Re: Nate the Great's thread of epic worthlessness
Dick Dastardly Offline
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I frequent neither, so whomever you're fellating in these truck stops & alleys is obviously someone different, Polesmokey.

Let's see, I've drawn the ire & stalker admiration of:

- Stinky Chimp
- PoleSmokey
- Naffaniel Gayweather

I won't yet give Choco Taco his due, because he's a newb.

Am I forgetting anyone? I'd hate to leave someone out.

You are free to move about cabin, and continue with your steaming pile of fail that is life now.
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#449302 - 09/14/09 09:48 PM Re: Is Eric...? a Mope...yes or no
Bishop Offline
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Quote:

This thread is very ghey.



As long as there is no penetration, we are ok in here.
Trust me on this one.
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#449303 - 09/14/09 09:55 PM Re: Is Eric...? a Mope...yes or no
Dick Dastardly Offline
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Registered: 01/25/06
Posts: 4470
But Bish, they've penetrated my dignity!!!!!
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#449304 - 09/14/09 09:59 PM Re: Is Eric...? a Mope...yes or no
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Quote:

Quote:

This is a hell of a lot better than your idea to make Bishop and Jigaloo the mods of a new forum dedicated to discussing racism.




Smokey* and I would be proud to accept such a responsibility.



*Smokey is my nickname for Bishop, named after Smokey Robinson. Each are one of the kindest, gentlest black men.


How did I miss this! Glad to see you feeling better
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#449305 - 09/14/09 09:59 PM Re: Is Eric...? a Mope...yes or no
Mark_J Offline
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Registered: 10/02/08
Posts: 2058
Quote:

For the record...that was electrostatics boyfriend posting as her. What a bitchboy.




if electro's guy likes to put on her bra and panties and post under her name that's one thing and i get it, otherwise he should make his own account so we can let the games begin.

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#449306 - 09/15/09 07:51 AM Re: Is Eric...? a Mope...yes or no
MrBelvedere Offline
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Registered: 03/19/07
Posts: 510
XXXPORNSTALK....

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#449307 - 09/15/09 08:37 AM Re: Is Eric...? a Mope...yes or no
Soopergrizz Offline
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Registered: 02/23/05
Posts: 3724
Loc: Paddling my canoe in the wild
Quote:

But Bish, they've penetrated my dignity!!!!!




How did they get it off the fireplace mantle at Bree's house?
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#449308 - 09/15/09 10:59 AM Re: Is Eric...? a Mope...yes or no
Bishop Offline
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Registered: 12/13/03
Posts: 2376
Loc: Rockin' the Z5U
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But Bish, they've penetrated my dignity!!!!!



Oh Dear!,Well this changes everything. I need everyone to walk NOT run to the nearest exit
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#449309 - 09/15/09 01:23 PM Re: Is Eric...? a Mope...yes or no
electrostatic Offline
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Registered: 08/16/08
Posts: 4257
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Mark_J said:
Quote:

Quote:

For the record...that was electrostatics boyfriend posting as her. What a bitchboy.




if electro's guy likes to put on her bra and panties and post under her name that's one thing and i get it, otherwise he should make his own account so we can let the games begin.







How about a game of catch? I'll pitch, fuckface.



.O muhh gawd. who's alt?



This is like the time I saw Fayner fight a bum outside a liquor store on Lankershim, the bum pulled down Fayner's pants and bit off his dick. I laughed so hard I peed, talk about joining the club. *commits.suicide*



That's right here by COcksucktion Junkshun, Monkey toes.



Does the fact that you're already drowning in a river of your own pussyfluids have anything to do with your Dysphoria or is it all about your mood?



I'm a human with feelings.



I don't care about you fuck you.



Ya you wish.




I'll wear my cape, if you wear yours...



Kk.




FUCK YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



It was just uh joke, get over it. Gosh.





Meanwhile back at the farm...


** doo doo do doodoo dooooooooo*





Hi ya'LL!!! Guess what gauys?!, I'm brit-Ish. LawLz.



ohhhhh. hii k1ng how zit going?



Oh for fuck sake, does she ever shut the fuck up?



No kidding.



haa ya'll are mean. ya'LL know like "Git eerr dunn!" hahh! *burrrp*



Fuck you guys I'm too oLd for this shit.



Fine, piss off!



I haZ cat.


I gotZ Fanta, ya'LL!!



Godspeed.


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#449310 - 09/15/09 10:53 PM Re: Nate the Great's thread of epic worthlessness
Smelly Monkey Offline
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Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 8662
Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...
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I frequent neither, so whomever you're fellating in these truck stops & alleys is obviously someone different, Polesmokey.

Let's see, I've drawn the ire & stalker admiration of:

- Stinky Chimp
- PoleSmokey
- Naffaniel Gayweather

I won't yet give Choco Taco his due, because he's a newb.

Am I forgetting anyone? I'd hate to leave someone out.

You are free to move about cabin, and continue with your steaming pile of fail that is life now.






I still can't believe you bought bree bree gift cards through her website after she dumped you and then showed up to her birthday party uninvited, amazing. I mean AMAZINGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG. You're my little angel Eric.
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#449311 - 09/16/09 08:04 AM Re: Nate the Great's thread of epic worthlessness
Dick Dastardly Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/25/06
Posts: 4470
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I still can't believe you bought bree bree gift cards through her website after she dumped you and then showed up to her birthday party uninvited, amazing. I mean AMAZINGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG. You're my little angel Eric.




Through her website?
...try Glenbrook Mall

After she dumped me?
...didn't know we were an item

Uninvited?
...to a public affair of 300+ people

How you come to these conclusions amazes me. Sounds like epic fail to me. I know you're capable of better than that, primate.
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#449313 - 09/16/09 11:20 AM Re: Nate the Great's thread of epic worthlessness
delanoojos Offline
Internet Tough Guy

Registered: 05/18/09
Posts: 890
Loc: Midwest / Florida
Quote:

Quote:

I still can't believe you bought bree bree gift cards through her website after she dumped you and then showed up to her birthday party uninvited, amazing. I mean AMAZINGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG. You're my little angel Eric.




Through her website?
...try Glenbrook Mall

After she dumped me?
...didn't know we were an item

Uninvited?
...to a public affair of 300+ people

How you come to these conclusions amazes me. Sounds like epic fail to me. I know you're capable of better than that, primate.




Eric,

Stop giving thsi little turd the time of day. He obvisouly needs to get out of the trailor park and see the real world.I would imagine that he would get lost in the Big city of Ft.Wayne, much less ever have the chance as we both have to spend time with the little scare head cunt.

What you have done wiht this bitch is your own situation. MOnkey turd is just jealous. Bree would not even take the time to shit in this guys soup.

Invite him to Ft.Wayne and lets have some fun with the little boy.

We can take him to one of the clubs,maybe he will get lucky enough and wil be able to get a hand job from Bree in the back room. We both know how good those are.
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#449314 - 09/16/09 10:26 PM Re: Nate the Great's thread of epic worthlessness
Smelly Monkey Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 8662
Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...
Quote:

Quote:

I still can't believe you bought bree bree gift cards through her website after she dumped you and then showed up to her birthday party uninvited, amazing. I mean AMAZINGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG. You're my little angel Eric.




Through her website?
...try Glenbrook Mall

After she dumped me?
...didn't know we were an item

Uninvited?
...to a public affair of 300+ people

How you come to these conclusions amazes me. Sounds like epic fail to me. I know you're capable of better than that, primate.





You bought her gift cards after your relationship (whatever it was) went south, and you turned up at the party after also. Correct?
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#449315 - 09/17/09 06:47 AM Re: Nate the Great's thread of epic worthlessness
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Registered: 08/30/09
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Loc: paizuri,pizza,poodles,photo
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#449316 - 09/17/09 07:05 AM Re: Nate the Great's thread of epic worthlessness
You've been banned Offline
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 09/14/09
Posts: 241
Eric, how many European cities can you build out of the letters in "Bree Olson"?
if you find more then 2, i'll send you my FCS with the latest upgrade.

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#449317 - 09/17/09 07:16 AM Re: Nate the Great's thread of epic worthlessness
gia jordan Offline
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Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
Berne is all I can think of.
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#449318 - 09/17/09 07:21 AM Re: Nate the Great's thread of epic worthlessness
gia jordan Offline
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Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
And Leon. sorry, don't know how to get accent marks on my keyboard.
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#449319 - 09/17/09 07:22 AM Re: Nate the Great's thread of epic worthlessness
gia jordan Offline
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Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
Oslo.
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#449320 - 09/17/09 01:40 PM Re: Nate the Great's thread of epic worthlessness
Dick Dastardly Offline
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Registered: 01/25/06
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Mope, only one letter shy of Berlin. Oh well.

Frankie, I'll do ya one better, fatboy. Now go eat a salad or something, you obese fuck.

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#449321 - 09/17/09 02:46 PM Re: Nate the Great's thread of epic worthlessness
Nathanial Mayweather Offline
Gay For Pay

Registered: 08/30/07
Posts: 1045
Loc: Putting the POW in powerbottom...
I just gotta say...LOL to every post in this thread..

Oslo ....LOL

Bought bree a birthday gift...lol...

Went to a public birthday party for porn whore with gift...

That you've given this thread life...lol

god this place is full of it...

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#449322 - 09/17/09 03:35 PM Re: Nate the Great's thread of epic worthlessness
frankie fatale Offline
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Registered: 08/30/09
Posts: 7671
Loc: paizuri,pizza,poodles,photo
out of all the whores in the world why stalk bree?shes the poor mans ashlynn brooke.
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#449323 - 09/17/09 04:21 PM Re: Nate the Great's thread of epic worthlessness
freestylah Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 12/28/07
Posts: 4856
Loc: The 4th International
Quote:

Eric, how many European cities can you build out of the letters in "Bree Olson"?




Brno

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#449324 - 09/17/09 04:23 PM Re: Nate the Great's thread of epic worthlessness
gia jordan Offline
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Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
Nice! My buddy Chilled_Stoli said that when I linked her this thread.
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#449325 - 09/17/09 04:45 PM Re: Nate the Great's thread of epic worthlessness
freestylah Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 12/28/07
Posts: 4856
Loc: The 4th International
Esbo (SF)
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#449326 - 09/17/09 07:30 PM Re: Nate the Great's thread of epic worthlessness
Dick Dastardly Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/25/06
Posts: 4470
Quote:

out of all the whores in the world why stalk bree?shes the poor mans ashlynn brooke.




Stalk is such a harsh word.

I prefer to think of it as "taking pictures for a friend", because it's rare that people get into titty bars with cameras for the most part.

Ashlynn's tits are fake. Bree is a good whore. And you sir, are a fat "cunt". See, we just covered the ABC's of porn. Do you know what the next letter is, Husky?
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#449327 - 09/17/09 09:25 PM Re: Nate the Great's thread of epic worthlessness
Smelly Monkey Offline
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Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 8662
Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...
Quote:

Quote:

out of all the whores in the world why stalk bree?shes the poor mans ashlynn brooke.




Stalk is such a harsh word.



Ashlynn's tits are fake. Bree is a good whore. And you sir, are a fat "cunt". See, we just covered the ABC's of porn. Do you know what the next letter is, Husky?






Im like a proud papa, words can express how amazing eric is right now, he is without doubt in his prime, he was like a mid road prospect who was given a shot at the bigs and is now hitting .340 and for power, he is someone that not only should xpt build around but porn, he is a star in every sense of the word.


p.s I like this frankie cat too and this glowing endorsement of eric isnt so much to do with the attack on frankie but just how red hot eric is in general right now, Gia get in on this early, its starting to take off.
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#449328 - 09/17/09 09:26 PM Re: Nate the Great's thread of epic worthlessness
Dick Dastardly Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/25/06
Posts: 4470
Monkey wubs me, he weally, weally wubs me.



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