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#449235 - 09/13/09 06:05 AM Candy...
electrostatic Porn Jesus Registered: 08/16/08 Posts: 4257 Loc: Counting Kisses	Do you like Candy or candy bars? If yes, then which one is your favorite one? My all time favorite is the Roseanne, it's chunky, nutty and it leaves a bitter after taste that can only mean its the finest and darkest of its kind. How can you not fucking love it! Your turn, smellybutts. _________________________ "Nature already created the perfect dishwasher....its called a woman." - Fiend
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#449236 - 09/13/09 06:33 AM Re: Candy...
Uncle Joe Tranny Whisperer Porn Jesus Registered: 08/02/03 Posts: 9221	HEY! You are stealing my threads!!!
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#449237 - 09/13/09 06:57 AM Re: Candy...
electrostatic Porn Jesus Registered: 08/16/08 Posts: 4257 Loc: Counting Kisses	ohh yeaah, funny you mention it. Bet you didn't feel that one creeping up your leg, poopie. My versions are wayy better, ya know fewer calories, although this one is now with 75% more retardation. Which one do you want me to make over next? Pickle Rape Tranny Oil Cheap Shit Shit eBay Best Buy Free StufF Free Chicken Cheap Chiken shit Poo Farming Free Anal sWeat Anal Rape Cheap Children aLiens in my timepiece Russians Hairy Russian holes Ass Cheese Fat Tubby Ass Crisco Russian Jewwy Shitholes Dingleberries Thornberries Hemorroids MC Hammer Prep H on sale @ 99 cent stores!!! Ukelele giveaway I dunno dude I think I'm going "Hot Pockets" since you're a fucking jew and all. L'Chayim! _________________________ "Nature already created the perfect dishwasher....its called a woman." - Fiend
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#449238 - 09/13/09 07:11 AM Re: Candy...
charin Gag Factor Guru Porn Jesus Registered: 07/15/05 Posts: 5290 Loc: Dayton	-Chuck, Vegetarian fanboy _________________________ Fuck 'em all but nine.
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#449239 - 09/13/09 07:27 AM Re: Candy...
Fiend Porn Fucking Master Registered: 11/04/05 Posts: 3509 Loc: Pit of Despair	_________________________ Fap, Fap, Fap
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#449240 - 09/13/09 07:27 AM Re: Candy...
electrostatic Porn Jesus Registered: 08/16/08 Posts: 4257 Loc: Counting Kisses	@ Charny. No it's more like fucking pancakes if ya reeaally think about it. Like when a chick has a pancake booty, you're not really in to, yet you'd jump at the chance to butter her muffin if for some reason it came up. Or like when you lick a hand rail and get that irony aftertaste in your mouth. _________________________ "Nature already created the perfect dishwasher....its called a woman." - Fiend
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#449241 - 09/13/09 07:48 AM Re: Candy...
Uncle Joe Tranny Whisperer Porn Jesus Registered: 08/02/03 Posts: 9221	Quote: @ Charny. No it's more like fucking pancakes if ya reeaally think about it. Like when a chick has a pancake booty, you're not really in to, yet you'd jump at the chance to butter her muffin if for some reason it came up. Or like when you lick a hand rail and get that irony aftertaste in your mouth. Yer granny sez hai: Attachments 438430-dirty.jpg (9 downloads)
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#449242 - 09/13/09 09:00 AM Re: Candy...
charin Gag Factor Guru Porn Jesus Registered: 07/15/05 Posts: 5290 Loc: Dayton	-Chuck, Vegetarian fanboy _________________________ Fuck 'em all but nine.
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#449243 - 09/13/09 09:47 PM Re: Candy...
Smell of Anus Internet Tough Guy Registered: 07/14/08 Posts: 787	Quote: Quote: @ Charny. No it's more like fucking pancakes if ya reeaally think about it. Like when a chick has a pancake booty, you're not really in to, yet you'd jump at the chance to butter her muffin if for some reason it came up. Or like when you lick a hand rail and get that irony aftertaste in your mouth. Yer granny sez hai: man, I'd love to stick my tongue far, far up that dark hole.
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#449244 - 09/13/09 10:06 PM Re: Candy...
Uncle Joe Tranny Whisperer Porn Jesus Registered: 08/02/03 Posts: 9221	Quote: Quote: Quote: @ Charny. No it's more like fucking pancakes if ya reeaally think about it. Like when a chick has a pancake booty, you're not really in to, yet you'd jump at the chance to butter her muffin if for some reason it came up. Or like when you lick a hand rail and get that irony aftertaste in your mouth. Yer granny sez hai: man, I'd love to stick my tongue far, far up that dark hole. Glad you like it, I photoshopped it so it would look more dirtier. By the way, they just offed the Hairy Ass thread.
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