So after watching Celebrity Rehab with Mary Carey, I thought 2 things:

1) Labeling a Porn Star a celebrity is like calling Bernie Madoff honest.

2) A Porn Star in rehab is like Hitler in Sensitivity training.

btw, I hate the term porn "star" - Once you get naked on film you're automatically called a porn "star" - that terminology died with John Holmes. PW or Porn Chick or "talent" is fine - albeit talent is an oxymoron all in itself.

Somebody needs to open a porn rehab clinic for "retired" girls. Call it Shady Acres.

btw, my favorite oxymoron at the AVN awards is "winner"

Remember, in order to be mainstream, you have to suck dick OFF camera.