and.. reminisce about break ups, the kind the sucked the fucking life right out of you, perhaps the one or third time you got a divorce. Let's tell each other stories about all the times we cheated and got caught or never got caught.









**To be fair to those of you who are too socially retarded to get chicks and have never been in a relationship... feel free to bring up the time you burned your finger and couldn't jack off for 3 weeks, and if you want you can make shit up, something about the hooker who broke your heart.**


(I'm looking at YOU HotPockets and the other0nes.)









I'm here to listen, (share, maybe.) but to laugh at all of you as well.

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Why don't you start? Tell us 'bout yo baby daddy(ies).

Nosy? I thought you were just Electrophrenic.

Funny thing, I just got an e-mail from an ex after 8 years. It was to let people know she and her husband were moving and included her new address and phone number. I was just one of the people included on the CC list, but it was weird. Why was I even on that list? Was it a mistake or intentional? It fucked up my head.

She was the one I wrote about in Bishop's best orgasm thread. I was crazy in love, but we were in college and I didn't want to get marrried and she was there for her "MRS" degree. I moved to another state to continue school and she stayed. We haven't talked or written since, then this out of the blue 8 years later? What does it mean?

It's an easy stab in the back, Davis. She wanted to let you know that she found someone to marry and move on to greater things like children or a new job. It's not even lame anymore when a lot of chicks constantly have to mention their fuckers in a subclause, whether they have one or not. Deluded sheep. Not everyone's offering just because there's a cunt on there somewhere.

The gal I was out with on thursday is spending the weekend in Fort Drum with my ex and her husband. I have nothing bad to say about her, other than she stomped on my heart by being so thoughtless.
Gigi gave me some of the best counselling I ever had at that time. That is the best thing I have to say about my ex. That and she was one of the most beautiful girls I've laid eyes on... Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah

I'd post, but my stalker fantasies must remain private.

I have like 3 stories I could tell but I was always the asshole. None of these stories involve mushroom shaped bruises and literature though.

Went to the local bar that the girlfriend (at the time) and I go to together, and went home one night with a big breasted chick I had just met. Stayed inside her bedroom the next 2 days, fucking ourselves silly...I eventually called my girlfriend and said that I was feeling depressed all weekend, and didn't want to talk to anybody. LOL.

You can always face West and bend over for Allah.

I burned fingers on both hands then I was really fucked.

30 minutes ago, I got a IM from one of my exes from when I was like 14. Weeeird. He's dumb as a box of rocks, no surprise I only date fucking tools.

I dont have any of these bullshit stories about breakups and all that crap. The few non whore legit relationships I had I was GLAD to be rid of the bitches, they sucked the life out of my.....er, LIFE.

Most fucked up embarrassing moment probably was when i inadvertently scheduled 2 awesome HOTT HOTT HOTT whores at the same time...that was an awkward moment. Whore #1 already had my dick in her mouth when whore number 2 showed up with some prime veal cutlets she wanted me to cook for our din din.

I recovered fast....I paid for my mistake and covered botht their rates, and cooked the veal cutlets. Problem was by the time dinner was ready, whore #1 (the early one) who was a pillhead was zonked out in my bed. So we had wayyyy too much food which whore #2 wound up taking home to her roommate, a lesbian hooker with a bullring thru her nose.

I seldom eat veal, like, ever as a result of this whole debacle. Oh, and the pillwhore puked on my pillow, too much vino with the xanax.

Not all whore stories are tales of the naked city.

If it had been the bride I would of said Annie Le. What too soon?