and.. reminisce about break ups, the kind the sucked the fucking life right out of you, perhaps the one or third time you got a divorce. Let's tell each other stories about all the times we cheated and got caught or never got caught.









**To be fair to those of you who are too socially retarded to get chicks and have never been in a relationship... feel free to bring up the time you burned your finger and couldn't jack off for 3 weeks, and if you want you can make shit up, something about the hooker who broke your heart.**


(I'm looking at YOU HotPockets and the other0nes.)









I'm here to listen, (share, maybe.) but to laugh at all of you as well.

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