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#449033 - 09/11/09 04:56 PM Worse Craigslist hooker add picture ever?
Nathanial Mayweather Gay For Pay Registered: 08/30/07 Posts: 1045 Loc: Putting the POW in powerbottom...	What do you think? Taking pictures for your Backpage/craigslist hooker add next to your baby's crib Attachments 437986-worstpictureever.jpg (9 downloads) Edited by Nathanial Mayweather (09/11/09 04:58 PM)
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#449034 - 09/11/09 05:04 PM Re: Worse Craigslist hooker add picture ever?
LouCypher @ Porn Jesus Registered: 10/19/06 Posts: 9958 Loc: fortified	At least her kid isn't pictured(fiend..go ahead). She does seem to have a Downs look but her ass is stupid hot and she has that arch that says.."fuck my soul" _________________________ i just lock, load, and regret. - jamesn
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#449035 - 09/11/09 05:22 PM Re: Worse Craigslist hooker add picture ever?
charin Gag Factor Guru Porn Jesus Registered: 07/15/05 Posts: 5290 Loc: Dayton	Nice arm, and I like the way she hints at an oral fixation. I wonder if she would somehow fit upside down in the baby carrier? -Chuck, Vegetarian fanboy _________________________ Fuck 'em all but nine.
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#449036 - 09/11/09 05:38 PM Re: Worse Craigslist hooker add picture ever?
Anonymous Unregistered	That only informs the viewer of the sheer desperation to the fact that if she does NOT make $$$....DCF will be by with a court order to take custody of said children. And in other news if female pictured doesn’t make her quota we will be watching the “Breaking News” stories……Casey Anthony and/or Misty Croslin style.
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#449037 - 09/11/09 06:00 PM Re: Worse Craigslist hooker add picture ever?
ivorenginedriver Porn Fucking Master Registered: 09/19/05 Posts: 3576 Loc: Baltimore, MD	Many deficiencies can be overlooked for a whore that has an ass like that.
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#449038 - 09/11/09 06:03 PM Re: Worse Craigslist hooker add picture ever?
cqd Porn Jesus Registered: 11/27/07 Posts: 4795	Sign me up. I can ignore the crib. _________________________
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#449039 - 09/11/09 06:21 PM Re: Worse Craigslist hooker add picture ever?
Fiend Porn Fucking Master Registered: 11/04/05 Posts: 3509 Loc: Pit of Despair	The pose and the room makes me think she might be into age-play. I wonder if she charges extra or if its just her thing to be paid for sex and be treated like a little girl? _________________________ Fap, Fap, Fap
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#449040 - 09/11/09 07:00 PM Re: Worse Craigslist hooker add picture ever?
Da Burglar Porn Jesus Registered: 01/02/05 Posts: 5750 Loc: ATLANTIC CITY	Nah this isnt the wortst....see, you have to understand, semi-hott (and above) chicks with kids to feed and take care of because of dead beat fathers represent a solid segment of whores-for-hire who will do many of the things you want. They have an air of desperation about them, and if you can present yourself as somewhat of a nice guy willing to pay them while "only" making them do basic straight hetero acts (like Blow jobs and straight fucking) they will actually come to like you and perform enthusiastically for you in hopes of repeat business...unless you are a fat ugly freak with a mean streak. I know a couple milf whores I sometimes call that have SEVERAL rug rats....there is some unspoken erotic dimension to the whole experience... _________________________ Are you gonna eat that?
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#449041 - 09/11/09 07:04 PM Re: Worse Craigslist hooker add picture ever?
electrostatic Porn Jesus Registered: 08/16/08 Posts: 4257 Loc: Counting Kisses	remember her? edited to add: The porky hooker this thread has a fucking retarded pigface. I would imagine her cunt has a putrid stench to it, which is the likely cause of high bacteria levels. Edited by electrostatic (09/11/09 07:18 PM) _________________________ "Nature already created the perfect dishwasher....its called a woman." - Fiend
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#449042 - 09/11/09 07:07 PM Re: Worse Craigslist hooker add picture ever?
cqd Porn Jesus Registered: 11/27/07 Posts: 4795	Hahaha, I think I still have all the pics she sent me. _________________________
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#449043 - 09/11/09 07:11 PM Re: Worse Craigslist hooker add picture ever?
Bishop Registered Sex Offender Registered: 12/13/03 Posts: 2376 Loc: Rockin' the Z5U	So true Burg. This is far from the worst. Her ass is off the chain. I often wonder why they don't show-case themselves a little better(I would think they would make more money that way) But IMHO the worst ones are the ones that are 12-pack-of-malt-liquor-and-still-ugly who aren't smart enough to realize that they would be better off trying to drum up business through words instead of with a picture of something that no one wants _________________________ "I hope someone runs you over with their car."-guapo
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#449044 - 09/11/09 07:22 PM Re: Worse Craigslist hooker add picture ever?
LouCypher @ Porn Jesus Registered: 10/19/06 Posts: 9958 Loc: fortified	Quote: The pose and the room makes me think she might be into age-play. I wonder if she charges extra or if its just her thing to be paid for sex and be treated like a little girl? Dam it Fiend... I expected the cam-whore pic showcasing fuck-trophy hard right. It's usually shown with a WTF? _________________________ i just lock, load, and regret. - jamesn
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#449045 - 09/11/09 07:24 PM Re: Worse Craigslist hooker add picture ever?
electrostatic Porn Jesus Registered: 08/16/08 Posts: 4257 Loc: Counting Kisses	Quote: 12-pack-of-malt-liquor Really? When it comes to Malt Liquor, I always thought 40 oz. bottles were the way to go... I feel stupid now. _________________________ "Nature already created the perfect dishwasher....its called a woman." - Fiend
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#449046 - 09/11/09 08:00 PM Re: Worse Craigslist hooker add picture ever?
Bishop Registered Sex Offender Registered: 12/13/03 Posts: 2376 Loc: Rockin' the Z5U	Quote: Quote: 12-pack-of-malt-liquor Really? When it comes to Malt Liquor, I always thought 40 oz. bottles were the way to go... I feel stupid now. When it comes to malt liquor, the best way to go is always in the opposite direction little lady... _________________________ "I hope someone runs you over with their car."-guapo
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#449047 - 09/11/09 08:03 PM Re: Worse Craigslist hooker add picture ever?
99% Fiction Registered Sex Offender Registered: 12/16/08 Posts: 2401	I always preferred: Attachments 438060-oldenglish7gj.jpg (9 downloads) Edited by My Girl is a Nosy Bitch (09/11/09 08:09 PM) _________________________ "Guage once told me that there is nothing worse than eaten ass of a black dude thats been huffen drain cleaner the night befor." - delanoojos
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#449048 - 09/11/09 08:14 PM Re: Worse Craigslist hooker add picture ever?
Fiend Porn Fucking Master Registered: 11/04/05 Posts: 3509 Loc: Pit of Despair	Quote: Quote: The pose and the room makes me think she might be into age-play. I wonder if she charges extra or if its just her thing to be paid for sex and be treated like a little girl? Dam it Fiend... I expected the cam-whore pic showcasing fuck-trophy hard right. It's usually shown with a WTF? Aren't most of those pics in the "mother of the year" thread? _________________________ Fap, Fap, Fap
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#449049 - 09/11/09 08:14 PM Re: Worse Craigslist hooker add picture ever?
charin Gag Factor Guru Porn Jesus Registered: 07/15/05 Posts: 5290 Loc: Dayton	'lectro? -Chuck, Vegetarian fanboy Attachments 438062-lectro.jpg (7 downloads) _________________________ Fuck 'em all but nine.
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#449050 - 09/11/09 08:23 PM Re: Worse Craigslist hooker add picture ever?
electrostatic Porn Jesus Registered: 08/16/08 Posts: 4257 Loc: Counting Kisses	^ Quote: I always preferred: I drank about 4 of those back to back, once, I got alcohol poisoning that night. Still, I had a fuckin' blast. _________________________ "Nature already created the perfect dishwasher....its called a woman." - Fiend
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#449051 - 09/11/09 08:48 PM Re: Worse Craigslist hooker add picture ever?
gia jordan Porn Jesus Registered: 09/07/05 Posts: 14160 Loc: NYC	The first pic has GOT to be ex pw Alyssa West who is pregnant everyday. I think her older kids wrote her ad. _________________________ "What I do know is that if Karen Carpenter and Mama Cass Elliot had shared that sandwich they'd both be alive today." -Michael K
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#449052 - 09/11/09 10:38 PM Re: Worse Craigslist hooker add picture ever?
tattypatty Porn Jesus Registered: 01/30/08 Posts: 7602 Loc: a site known for its tolerance...	Quote: remember her? edited to add: The porky hooker this thread has a fucking retarded pigface. I would imagine her cunt has a putrid stench to it, which is the likely cause of high bacteria levels. HAaaaaaaaaaaa! That's how we do it Ottawa-style, BabY! Thanks for diggin that up... _________________________ "I'll never forget the moment during the lovely Alyssa Allure's scene in 'American Bukkake' where the fellow got out of his wheel chair to ejaculate on her face. It was grotesque but had a certain frisson." -Sock
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#449053 - 09/11/09 11:00 PM Re: Worse Craigslist hooker add picture ever?
electrostatic Porn Jesus Registered: 08/16/08 Posts: 4257 Loc: Counting Kisses	Quote: Quote: remember her? edited to add: The porky hooker this thread has a fucking retarded pigface. I would imagine her cunt has a putrid stench to it, which is the likely cause of high bacteria levels. HAaaaaaaaaaaa! That's how we do it Ottawa-style, BabY! Thanks for diggin that up... You're very welcome, Sir. It was The Greatest Jondra Ever. _________________________ "Nature already created the perfect dishwasher....its called a woman." - Fiend
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#449054 - 09/12/09 12:21 AM Re: Worse Craigslist hooker add picture ever?
Barry the Pirate Porn Jesus Registered: 12/09/08 Posts: 8433 Loc: Great Pacific Northwest	Quote: I always preferred: Did they really drink that in Merry Ol' England? Barry _________________________ Having killed someone doesn't make you a killer- @KINGROCHE
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#449055 - 09/12/09 01:10 AM Re: Worse Craigslist hooker add picture ever?
Claude Goddard Whoremaster Registered: 06/16/07 Posts: 2512 Loc: Slumberland	That girl has a nice ass.
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#449056 - 09/12/09 08:39 AM Re: Worse Craigslist hooker add picture ever?
99% Fiction Registered Sex Offender Registered: 12/16/08 Posts: 2401	This is what I enjoyed if I was looking for vomit and blacking out. Usually when attending a keg party, and not wanting to pay for a cup.: Attachments 438191-crazy horse bottle_front.jpg (4 downloads) Edited by My Girl is a Nosy Bitch (09/12/09 08:40 AM) _________________________ "Guage once told me that there is nothing worse than eaten ass of a black dude thats been huffen drain cleaner the night befor." - delanoojos
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#449057 - 09/12/09 09:41 AM Re: Worse Craigslist hooker add picture ever?
Bishop Registered Sex Offender Registered: 12/13/03 Posts: 2376 Loc: Rockin' the Z5U	^^^^^^^ ^^^^^^^ I would have to already be laying down to drink that! _________________________ "I hope someone runs you over with their car."-guapo
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#449058 - 09/12/09 11:18 AM Re: Worse Craigslist hooker add picture ever?
Nathanial Mayweather Gay For Pay Registered: 08/30/07 Posts: 1045 Loc: Putting the POW in powerbottom...	Here are the other two pictures from the add
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#449059 - 09/12/09 12:10 PM Re: Worse Craigslist hooker add picture ever?
cqd Porn Jesus Registered: 11/27/07 Posts: 4795	Am I the only one who thinks it's a bit odd to have 2 dead bolt locks? _________________________
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#449060 - 09/12/09 12:27 PM Re: Worse Craigslist hooker add picture ever?
Tritone Zip Coon Chronic Masturbator Registered: 04/01/07 Posts: 1958	Damn! Homegirl's got a booty on her! I need to get my anaconda up in that ASAP!!!
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#449061 - 09/12/09 12:40 PM Re: Worse Craigslist hooker add picture ever?
drained Porn Jesus Registered: 02/12/08 Posts: 4580	She moved the barricade aside for the picture. Strong pimp hands are everywhere.
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#449062 - 09/12/09 01:18 PM Re: Worse Craigslist hooker add picture ever?
Fiend Porn Fucking Master Registered: 11/04/05 Posts: 3509 Loc: Pit of Despair	Quote: Am I the only one who thinks it's a bit odd to have 2 dead bolt locks? Your wonderbread is showing....... _________________________ Fap, Fap, Fap
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#449063 - 09/12/09 02:43 PM Re: Worse Craigslist hooker add picture ever?
tattypatty Porn Jesus Registered: 01/30/08 Posts: 7602 Loc: a site known for its tolerance...	Quote: Am I the only one who thinks it's a bit odd to have 2 dead bolt locks? I had 2 put in, along with a metal bar in the frame.... Attachments 438237-DSCN0611.JPG (6 downloads) Edited by tattypatty (09/12/09 02:55 PM) _________________________ "I'll never forget the moment during the lovely Alyssa Allure's scene in 'American Bukkake' where the fellow got out of his wheel chair to ejaculate on her face. It was grotesque but had a certain frisson." -Sock
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#449064 - 09/12/09 02:48 PM Re: Worse Craigslist hooker add picture ever?
drained Porn Jesus Registered: 02/12/08 Posts: 4580	Just don't stretch the credit at your dealer, people.
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#449065 - 09/12/09 02:48 PM Re: Worse Craigslist hooker add picture ever?
JRV Porn Jesus Registered: 08/03/03 Posts: 5849 Loc: TX, USA	Quote: Am I the only one who thinks it's a bit odd to have 2 dead bolt locks? My first thought was that one was for her to lock from the inside and the other for her pimp to lock from the outside. _________________________ "If they can't picture me with a knife, forcing them to strip in an alley, I don't want any part of it. It's humiliating." - windsock
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#449066 - 09/16/09 06:37 AM Re: Worse Craigslist hooker add picture ever?-More
Nathanial Mayweather Gay For Pay Registered: 08/30/07 Posts: 1045 Loc: Putting the POW in powerbottom...	This I assume is from the bathroom in the Nursery.. Attachments 439187-motheroftheyear.jpg (6 downloads) Edited by Nathanial Mayweather (09/16/09 06:38 AM)
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#449067 - 09/16/09 07:03 AM Re: Worse Craigslist hooker add picture ever?-More
Bishop Registered Sex Offender Registered: 12/13/03 Posts: 2376 Loc: Rockin' the Z5U	Quote: This I assume is from the bathroom in the Nursery.. I would be on that like the underground railroad! How many roses? _________________________ "I hope someone runs you over with their car."-guapo
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#449068 - 09/16/09 08:25 AM Re: Worse Craigslist hooker add picture ever?-More
Anonymous Unregistered	Quote: Quote: This I assume is from the bathroom in the Nursery.. I would be on that like the underground railroad! How many roses? looks nice from that angle.... too!
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#449069 - 09/16/09 08:28 AM Re: Worse Craigslist hooker add picture ever?-More
Nathanial Mayweather Gay For Pay Registered: 08/30/07 Posts: 1045 Loc: Putting the POW in powerbottom...	Add sys 120 Roses for a Full Hour Probably menu out the rest of the service... to bad You're not in Houston.. The George Bush Economy Edited by Nathanial Mayweather (09/16/09 08:28 AM)
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#449070 - 09/16/09 12:14 PM Re: Worse Craigslist hooker add picture ever?-More
Bishop Registered Sex Offender Registered: 12/13/03 Posts: 2376 Loc: Rockin' the Z5U	Quote: Add sys 120 Roses for a Full Hour Probably menu out the rest of the service... to bad You're not in Houston.. The George Bush Economy Florida is not to far away... If I could just get to her before the cops do, I will issue a full report Attachments 439277-200px-Ze_dirty_1.PNG (4 downloads) _________________________ "I hope someone runs you over with their car."-guapo
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#449071 - 09/17/09 01:52 AM Re: Worse Craigslist hooker add picture ever?
CxGxPx Porn Fucking Master Registered: 04/16/09 Posts: 3703 Loc: Sleeping through my funeral	I'd like to address three things in this thread. I believe crazy horse is indigenous to Nevada, (or am I thinking of Texax?) I've heard tales of woe about this foul slosh. I find Steel Reserve particularly foul tasting, Hurricane high gravity is the most tolerable malt liquor I've tried (although this could be purely my imagination as all malt liquors taste like rancid goat piss) I'd pound the mom-whore in those pics into veal cuntlets and colon corndogs. _________________________ Leave your mind open, receptive to the demons message.
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#449072 - 09/17/09 06:20 AM Re: Worse Craigslist hooker add picture ever?-More
Bishop Registered Sex Offender Registered: 12/13/03 Posts: 2376 Loc: Rockin' the Z5U	Quote: This I assume is from the bathroom in the Nursery.. LINK? _________________________ "I hope someone runs you over with their car."-guapo
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#449073 - 09/17/09 06:51 AM Re: Worse Craigslist hooker add picture ever?-More
cqd Porn Jesus Registered: 11/27/07 Posts: 4795	Hey Bug. When I was a teenager crazy horse was available in central PA. At some point the local Gov't did away with wide mouth fortys in an attempt to curb binge drinking by PSU students and the stuff disappeared. And yes it was foul, but not as foul as Steel Reserve which I have only ever seen in Philly. Steel Reserve claims to have won some kind of design award for it's label, which I will admit is nice looking, but seriously? _________________________
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#449074 - 09/18/09 02:54 AM Re: Worse Craigslist hooker add picture ever?-More
jeff jordan Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer Registered: 05/22/08 Posts: 1272 Loc: In a cesspool of phonies and d...	i havent read shit, but i'm fuckin any one of those bitches above. what time is it? _________________________ Jeff Jordan: "Common man from LA"
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#449075 - 09/18/09 08:50 AM Re: Worse Craigslist hooker add picture ever?-More
ben Pervert Registered: 09/06/03 Posts: 2042 Loc: Ceara's bunny cage	Yeah these girls all look alright
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