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I use them for cleaning paint brushes.

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Interior, mostly latex but some oil.

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I am trying to learn how to oil paint artistically.

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If he was really old school he'd remember buying his pickles out of a barrel.

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Alex, you do realize you will never have a healthy relationship with a woman, or any relationship with a healthy woman, right?

-Chuck, Vegetarian fanboy

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Alex, you do realize you will never have a healthy relationship with a woman, or any relationship with a healthy woman, right?

-Chuck, Vegetarian fanboy

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I hated that shit. Not only are the paints ridiculously expensive they can take days/weeks to dry. I liked acrylics better because of how easy they were to clean up, how quickly they dried and how you could layer the paint to get texture on the canvas. Due to a course I took with live models, I also associate the smell of titanium white, thalo blue etc. with sex. Open a tube of acrylic paint- instant wood for me. Gessoing a canvas has the same result.

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I've only painted 3 pictures. I am trying to teach myself. I used to be pretty good at drawing and sketching, but always wanted to learn to paint in oils. I don't know much about what I'm doing, but I am learning slowly (out of books). I'd love to take a class, but my job doesn't leave too much free time. Don't know anything about acrylics.



^^^My last painting using only basic colors mixed together to make different colors & shades. I specifically went to the store to buy these oranges to use as "models" to practice mixing other oils to make orange. I hope I can move on to painting people someday, but that is a long way off.

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I've only painted 3 pictures. I am trying to teach myself. I used to be pretty good at drawing and sketching, but always wanted to learn to paint in oils. I don't know much about what I'm doing, but I am learning slowly (out of books). I'd love to take a class, but my job doesn't leave too much free time. Don't know anything about acrylics.



^^^My last painting using only basic colors mixed together to make different colors & shades. I specifically went to the store to buy these oranges to use as "models" to practice mixing other oils to make orange. I hope I can move on to painting people someday, but that is a long way off.

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If he was really old school he'd remember buying his pickles out of a barrel.

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BDM.. I tried, you're on your own.

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B I was taking artistic license. I live in the middle of Appalachia. Moonshine and pickle jars go hand in hand if there aren't any Mason or jelly jars around. I'm a little too young to remember genuine pickle barrels but pickled pigs feet in a big jar in the local honky tonk will suffice.
Thanks Lou but on my own is where I live !

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My two favorite things are dill pickles and maps.

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I thought it was Gag Factor and Ham Radio.

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probably because the medium lets you play with it longer before setting. It's more forgiving.

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I hated that shit. Not only are the paints ridiculously expensive they can take days/weeks to dry. I liked acrylics better because of how easy they were to clean up, how quickly they dried and how you could layer the paint to get texture on the canvas. Due to a course I took with live models, I also associate the smell of titanium white, thalo blue etc. with sex. Open a tube of acrylic paint- instant wood for me. Gessoing a canvas has the same result.

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I've only painted 3 pictures. I am trying to teach myself. I used to be pretty good at drawing and sketching, but always wanted to learn to paint in oils. I don't know much about what I'm doing, but I am learning slowly (out of books). I'd love to take a class, but my job doesn't leave too much free time. Don't know anything about acrylics.



^^^My last painting using only basic colors mixed together to make different colors & shades. I specifically went to the store to buy these oranges to use as "models" to practice mixing other oils to make orange. I hope I can move on to painting people someday, but that is a long way off.

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You still got it?. $15.00

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Really, the key to painting or drawing is learning how to really see. Instead of thinking "okay I'm painting two oranges with shadows and lighting highlights" train your mind to look at what you actually see. Not that you haven't done this here. In fact I think you have.

And Lou, I doubt 15.00 would cover the paint costs if this is in oil, much less the canvas and frame.

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Learning to mix the colors to make it match what I see is the hardest thing for me right now. It is sort of fun though.

I have to step out, but when I get back I'll have to post an extremely embarrassing pic of my very first attempt. I'll sell that one for $15.00 (unsigned of course).

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This thread makes me want to hate fuck Gia Jordan. Precisely because I know she detests it.

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i dont use pickle jars for anything but if yo ever have trouble opening a jar take a butter knife jam it under there and pull it up towards you.youll here a suction pop and the thing will twist right off.found that out after being frustrated with a jar of artichokes from costco.that is all.

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E.Y. You'll fucken sign it just like you'll take my signed check. I like that pic and where I found it. Make it $25.00.

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The colors aren't accurate on this cellphone pic, but I think that is a good thing.




I don't take checks for signed paintings. Gold bullion or no deal. I prefer Pamp Suisse 1 oz or better.

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i dont use pickle jars for anything but if yo ever have trouble opening a jar take a butter knife jam it under there and pull it up towards you.youll here a suction pop and the thing will twist right off.found that out after being frustrated with a jar of artichokes from costco.that is all.

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STFU and leave.

Bornyo... I'm not interested in what he has into it. It's the best offer he'll get.

E.Y. You'll fucken sign it just like you'll take my signed check. I like that pic and where I found it. Make it $25.00.

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i dont use pickle jars for anything but if yo ever have trouble opening a jar take a butter knife jam it under there and pull it up towards you.youll here a suction pop and the thing will twist right off.found that out after being frustrated with a jar of artichokes from costco.that is all.

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STFU and leave.

Bornyo... I'm not interested in what he has into it. It's the best offer he'll get.

E.Y. You'll fucken sign it just like you'll take my signed check. I like that pic and where I found it. Make it $25.00.

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"Your mother should have pickle jarred your fucking ass during her second trimester, but nooo, she was too fucking cheap to buy wire hangers..."

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"Your mother should have pickle jarred your fucking ass during her second trimester, but nooo, she was too fucking cheap to buy wire hangers..."

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Anyone need a sig?

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I call dibs, Thanks Jim and Electro!

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fat fuck... check
weak bitch... check
weak bitch that got trolled... check
fat fuck weak bitch that got trolled.... check
fat fuck Costco shopper with a limp wrist... check
Three time XPT victim... check

It goes on and on. Yes?.
Maybe if you have time mix and match Franks failures for a make your own loser type joke poster.

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lol you still wont post a pic.