I have come to the harsh realiz(s)ation that I am no longer the one thing that the smelly monkey persona was based around, I (monkey) is no longer cynical. It isn't by choice more so a natural progression when there is nothing to complain about. Its a shame, I enjoyed that part of my personality (in reality and in the online world as a porn forum troll with the heart of stone).

I would like to retire the cynical version of the smelly monkey today even then its very clear its been gone for some time now, so we can at least mark the pre and post eras of the average and currently painfully average versions of smelly monkey.

Now time for some toothless random thoughts


I enjoy forex trading

I anger myself for not being pretend disgusted with anything stevie wonder did in the 80s

I wonder what its like to be brianna banks for one day, she strikes me as very introspective.


How does James Woods have an estate worth north of $60 million? Can you name more than 3 james woods movies and were any massive hits?

I have been thinking where is my cut off point for the ugliest celebrity id fuck and I still can't come up with a clear one. I think Anjelica Huston but im sure there is a few worse I probably would, and truth be told there is something appealing about her, I can't put my finger on it, I mean she kept jack for years before she left him, has to be something there



Ugliest pornstar is an easy one, janet jacme BUTTTTTTT a a janet jacme free of the nastiests, just based on looks.




Thats all I got, until next time, monkey