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#448018 - 09/09/09 12:47 PM I don't want to think about sex right now
E.Y.Davis Offline
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So, here I sit trying to finish up some work and getting distracted, so it made me think...

Have you ever wondered what your life would be like if you didn't get distracted by sex? How much time have you wasted watching porn that could have been better spent doing something else?

What about your life back in high school or college? Wouldn't you have a better life today if you had not been distracted by sex back when you were in school?

How many people would take a drug that TEMPORARILY removed your interest in sex if it had no other side effects and lasted only about 24 hours or less?

I suspect that if such a drug existed, we would be living in a Utopic society by now, with all illnesses cured, flying around in Jetson's type flying cars, and living to about the age of 200 or so.




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#448019 - 09/09/09 12:55 PM Re: I don't want to think about sex right now
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Non-fiction suits him better. Or work. Distracted, right. Victim.

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#448020 - 09/09/09 01:01 PM Re: I don't want to think about sex right now
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#448021 - 09/09/09 01:06 PM Re: I don't want to think about sex right now
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What you need is methylphenidate.

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#448022 - 09/09/09 01:12 PM Re: I don't want to think about sex right now
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Look, man, there have been a couple of posts like this that I can't understand at all (or anybody else for that matter).

Sure, sometimes less is more (e.g. anything Der Burgalar ever thinks about writing), but sometimes more IS more.

I don't mind somebody disagreeing with my posts or calling me a "shithead", but I have to admit being completely unintelligible is a pet peeve.
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#448023 - 09/09/09 01:13 PM Re: I don't want to think about sex right now
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How many people would take a drug that TEMPORARILY removed your interest in sex




Supposedly crack does this.
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#448024 - 09/09/09 01:15 PM Re: I don't want to think about sex right now
drained Offline
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Registered: 02/12/08
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Quote:

What you need is methylphenidate.




That is a topic for him. He could either argue that no one needs the stuff and that it causes more side-effects than it does good or, a position where he wouldn't run up against several billion dollars of business a year, that it is a blessing sent by the gods in white. It'll be pathetic either way, like the rest of his public agenda.

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#448025 - 09/09/09 01:18 PM Re: I don't want to think about sex right now
E.Y.Davis Offline
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Registered: 04/02/09
Posts: 1541
Loc: Mississippi
Quote:

What you need is methylphenidate.




Yes, I have "tried" it. In my early years there was a great debate over whether I had ADD or wasn't being "challenged". In college I visited a specialist in the diagnosis and treatment of ADHD in adults and was started on methylphenidate (short acting). It was a great help. Unfortunately, sometimes I shared it with my girlfriend and we wound up fucking like bunnies for hours.

It did tend to shrink your dick like a cold shower, but if you were REALLY turned on by your partner, that seemed to be easily overcome. Besides it only lasted about 3 hours.



Edited by E.Y.Davis (09/09/09 01:19 PM)
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#448026 - 09/09/09 01:21 PM Re: I don't want to think about sex right now
drained Offline
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Registered: 02/12/08
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Look, man, there have been a couple of posts like this that I can't understand at all (or anybody else for that matter).

Sure, sometimes less is more (e.g. anything Der Burgalar ever thinks about writing), but sometimes more IS more.

I don't mind somebody disagreeing with my posts or calling me a "shithead", but I have to admit being completely unintelligible is a pet peeve.





Assumed you meant my post, the point is very simple. You mentioned once or twice that you keep getting distracted by several stuff on the net, spread across a desktop and a notebook, both running several tabs in your browser at once. Instead of getting shit done you read stuff. Well, victim, don't let it happen, if you really want to get it done. Your exorcism in the medical department was quite a drag. Science isn't considered fiction most of the time.

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#448027 - 09/09/09 01:21 PM Re: I don't want to think about sex right now
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Registered: 04/02/09
Posts: 1541
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Quote:

Quote:


How many people would take a drug that TEMPORARILY removed your interest in sex




Supposedly crack does this.





You have to admit that it has a fair amount of side effects that limit its use, yes?
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#448028 - 09/09/09 01:27 PM Re: I don't want to think about sex right now
E.Y.Davis Offline
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Registered: 04/02/09
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Quote:

Quote:

Look, man, there have been a couple of posts like this that I can't understand at all (or anybody else for that matter).

Sure, sometimes less is more (e.g. anything Der Burgalar ever thinks about writing), but sometimes more IS more.

I don't mind somebody disagreeing with my posts or calling me a "shithead", but I have to admit being completely unintelligible is a pet peeve.





Assumed you meant my post, the point is very simple. You mentioned once or twice that you keep getting distracted by several stuff on the net, spread across a desktop and a notebook, both running several tabs in your browser at once. Instead of getting shit done you read stuff. Well, victim, don't let it happen, if you really want to get it done. Your exorcism in the medical department was quite a drag. Science isn't considered fiction most of the time.




I'm getting closer to understanding you, but not quite there yet.

Yes, I am at home right now. Sitting at my desk. Working on several job related tasks at once and occasionally surfing the web, or going to the kitchen to make a cup of coffee, or checking e-mail, or whatever....

I have never claimed I don't get my work done, though. I really don't expect to sit here and work at my desk without getting up to piss or take a break for 18 hours straight either.

I usually don't take a break and play around on XPT unless I have either reached a suitable break point or have "writer's block".

I didn't get the part about the exorcism though?

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#448029 - 09/09/09 01:36 PM Re: I don't want to think about sex right now
drained Offline
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Registered: 02/12/08
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Your flame war light with cameronkeys. She had a point, you had a point and you both didn't agree to disagree. It made for some good reading at first, but then got tiresome.

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#448030 - 09/09/09 01:40 PM Re: I don't want to think about sex right now
E.Y.Davis Offline
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Registered: 04/02/09
Posts: 1541
Loc: Mississippi
Quote:

Your flame war light with cameronkeys. She had a point, you had a point and you both didn't agree to disagree. It made for some good reading at first, but then got tiresome.




I bet it got tiresome to me before it got tiresome to you.

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#448031 - 09/09/09 01:53 PM Re: I don't want to think about sex right now
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Registered: 12/13/03
Posts: 2376
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Quote:

So, here I sit trying to finish up some work and getting distracted, so it made me think...

Have you ever wondered what your life would be like if you didn't get distracted by sex? How much time have you wasted watching porn that could have been better spent doing something else?

What about your life back in high school or college? Wouldn't you have a better life today if you had not been distracted by sex back when you were in school?

How many people would take a drug that TEMPORARILY removed your interest in sex if it had no other side effects and lasted only about 24 hours or less?

I suspect that if such a drug existed, we would be living in a Utopic society by now, with all illnesses cured, flying around in Jetson's type flying cars, and living to about the age of 200 or so.







.... UUUmmmmmm..... yeeeeaaaaaahhhhh... NO! E, I like you. Sounds like you need to get laid.
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#448032 - 09/09/09 01:56 PM Re: I don't want to think about sex right now
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Registered: 12/16/08
Posts: 2401
Go with an anti depressant, or is it anti anxiety? A friend started taking a psych med to quit smoking, and it killed his libido.
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#448033 - 09/09/09 01:58 PM Re: I don't want to think about sex right now
E.Y.Davis Offline
Human Garbage

Registered: 04/02/09
Posts: 1541
Loc: Mississippi
Quote:

Quote:

So, here I sit trying to finish up some work and getting distracted, so it made me think...

Have you ever wondered what your life would be like if you didn't get distracted by sex? How much time have you wasted watching porn that could have been better spent doing something else?

What about your life back in high school or college? Wouldn't you have a better life today if you had not been distracted by sex back when you were in school?

How many people would take a drug that TEMPORARILY removed your interest in sex if it had no other side effects and lasted only about 24 hours or less?

I suspect that if such a drug existed, we would be living in a Utopic society by now, with all illnesses cured, flying around in Jetson's type flying cars, and living to about the age of 200 or so.







.... UUUmmmmmm..... yeeeeaaaaaahhhhh... NO! E, I like you. Sounds like you need to get laid.




Finally! Somebody that understands me. Bishop, do you have a twin sister?

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#448034 - 09/09/09 02:42 PM Re: I don't want to think about sex right now
Bornyo Offline
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Try some saltpeter.

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#448035 - 09/09/09 03:05 PM Re: I don't want to think about sex right now
E.Y.Davis Offline
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Registered: 04/02/09
Posts: 1541
Loc: Mississippi

None of you guys would be better off professionally if you didn't get distracted by sex? Is that a comment on your career or your libido?


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#448036 - 09/09/09 03:07 PM Re: I don't want to think about sex right now
John Floofin Offline
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Registered: 02/04/05
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Quote:


None of you guys would be better off professionally if you didn't get distracted by sex?




That's not a question. You're bumping into the human condition here.

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#448037 - 09/09/09 03:15 PM Re: I don't want to think about sex right now
E.Y.Davis Offline
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Registered: 04/02/09
Posts: 1541
Loc: Mississippi
Quote:

Quote:


None of you guys would be better off professionally if you didn't get distracted by sex?




That's not a question. You're bumping into the human condition here.




I don't know what I'm bumping into here, fear of contemplation and self examination or something else?

Diabetes is a human condition, but it can be managed.

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#448038 - 09/09/09 03:19 PM Re: I don't want to think about sex right now
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None of you guys would be better off professionally if you didn't get distracted by sex? Is that a comment on your career or your libido?





Of course you realize that you could have rubbed one out, and completed your assignment with the time you allotted to this thread?
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#448039 - 09/09/09 03:22 PM Re: I don't want to think about sex right now
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Registered: 11/04/05
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Quote:

So, here I sit trying to finish up some work and getting distracted, so it made me think...

Have you ever wondered what your life would be like if you didn't get distracted by sex? How much time have you wasted watching porn that could have been better spent doing something else?

What about your life back in high school or college? Wouldn't you have a better life today if you had not been distracted by sex back when you were in school?

How many people would take a drug that TEMPORARILY removed your interest in sex if it had no other side effects and lasted only about 24 hours or less?

I suspect that if such a drug existed, we would be living in a Utopic society by now, with all illnesses cured, flying around in Jetson's type flying cars, and living to about the age of 200 or so.









Men who say things like that automatically make me think they are self hating homosexuals or a pedophile who is losing the battle against his sick urges.
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#448040 - 09/09/09 03:26 PM Re: I don't want to think about sex right now
Bishop Offline
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Funny, I was beginning to wonder what the hell kind of sex is fucking up his whole afternoon....
E.? you want to enlighten us?
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#448041 - 09/09/09 04:15 PM Re: I don't want to think about sex right now
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Registered: 04/02/09
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Loc: Mississippi

I've never met anybody who projects their inner thoughts onto others more than Fiend (Remember the "Teach me" comment?). I'm sure he is the hit of his homeroom class, but I think he missed the point.




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#448042 - 09/09/09 04:18 PM Re: I don't want to think about sex right now
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Registered: 04/02/09
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Quote:

Funny, I was beginning to wonder what the hell kind of sex is fucking up his whole afternoon....
E.? you want to enlighten us?




You have to first be in a position where you need to work for several hours at a time...


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#448043 - 09/09/09 11:33 PM Re: I don't want to think about sex right now
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Quote:

Utopic




Utopic is to utopian as E. Why Why Why Davis is to frustrated virgin.
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#448044 - 09/10/09 12:05 AM Re: I don't want to think about sex right now
E.Y.Davis Offline
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Registered: 04/02/09
Posts: 1541
Loc: Mississippi
Quote:

Quote:

Utopic




Utopic is to utopian as E. Why Why Why Davis is to frustrated virgin.




Wow, another one of those really super cool XPT zingers without a point?

I bet when you're sitting on the edge of the bleachers tomorrow nervously pressing the wrinkles out of your doctor's excuse to get out of any Physical Education classes for life (because of your fragile constitution and congenital lack of coordination) you'll be able to giggle nervously to yourself about "getting away with a really cool post last night" between labored wheezes, right dweeb?

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#448045 - 09/10/09 12:05 AM Re: I don't want to think about sex right now
Visaman Offline
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Registered: 01/08/09
Posts: 94
Quote:


How many people would take a drug that TEMPORARILY removed your interest in sex






I am taking pills that do that Apo Hydro. It's used for High blood pressure. It's no fun beleive me. Coming here also prevents me from cumming.

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#448046 - 09/10/09 12:10 AM Re: I don't want to think about sex right now
E.Y.Davis Offline
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Registered: 04/02/09
Posts: 1541
Loc: Mississippi
Quote:

Quote:


How many people would take a drug that TEMPORARILY removed your interest in sex






I am taking pills that do that Apo Hydro. It's used for High blood pressure. It's no fun beleive me. Coming here also prevents me from cumming.






That's interesting. I've never heard of that as a side effect from HCTZ. You have a complete lack of interest or is the desire there but you are unable to function?

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#448047 - 09/10/09 12:48 AM Re: I don't want to think about sex right now
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Registered: 10/04/06
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Quote:

Quote:

Quote:

Utopic




Utopic is to utopian as E. Why Why Why Davis is to frustrated virgin.




Wow, another one of those really super cool XPT zingers without a point?




Myopic or myopian? It's your thread you decide. zing?
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#448048 - 09/10/09 04:45 AM Re: I don't want to think about sex right now
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Registered: 04/02/09
Posts: 1541
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Myopic or myopian? It's your thread you decide. zing?




No, Petunia, we all knew you were pointing out spelling errors. What was the point? That was the question.

I suspect that it has more to do with me providing a more accurate assessment of you as a human being than you did of me; and of your eternal effort to feel like you are better than somebody, isn't it?

Listen, internet tough guy, I have to drive in today for meetings. Please, please, please, come in, pull up a chair and get comfortable, you are very welcome in my thread. You are somebody I want to spend some time with. Like Micheal Vick with a new puppy, I think I can make something out of you. If not, oh well...

While you are waiting for my return, please explain what Anime character you dress up as before you log into XPT to play Junior Grammar Inspector, why you can't make a more substantive point other than pointing out silly spelling errors, and why you forgot to CAPITALIZE YOUR LAST ONE-WORD SENTENCE? Ooooooooohhhhh. Snap! The geeky little Junior Grammar Inspector committed a spelling felony. Retarded nerds in glass houses shouldn't try to pass off asinine spelling corrections as meaningful comments.
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#448049 - 09/10/09 04:50 AM Re: I don't want to think about sex right now
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Registered: 12/13/03
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Quote:



Myopic or myopian? It's your thread you decide. zing?




No, Petunia, we all knew you were pointing out spelling errors. What was the point? That was the question.

I suspect that it has more to do with me providing a more accurate assessment of you as a human being than you did of me; and of your eternal effort to feel like you are better than somebody, isn't it?

Listen, internet tough guy, I have to drive in today for meetings. Please, please, please, come in, pull up a chair and get comfortable, you are very welcome in my thread. You are somebody I want to spend some time with. Like Micheal Vick with a new puppy, I think I can make something out of you. If not, oh well...

While you are waiting for my return, please explain what Anime character you dress up as before you log into XPT to play Junior Grammar Inspector, why you can't make a more substantive point other than pointing out silly spelling errors, and why you forgot to CAPITALIZE YOUR LAST ONE-WORD SENTENCE? Ooooooooohhhhh. Snap! The geeky little Junior Grammar Inspector committed a spelling felony. Retarded nerds in glass houses shouldn't try to pass off asinine spelling corrections as meaningful comments.


Too bad you have meetings. This is just getting good!
Hey E, don't forget to rub one out before you leave the house today!
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#448050 - 09/10/09 11:33 AM Re: I don't want to think about sex right now
John Floofin Offline
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I feel ya, E.Y., seriously. I'd say that excepting drastic measures, there's really nothing one can do but wait for old age to finally take it's course.
I don't think about women when I'm out camping, that's one place, but I think you're talking more about the day to day working life.

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#448051 - 09/15/09 03:12 AM Re: I don't want to think about sex right now
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Loc: Las Vegas
Im no expert on islam but...Ive heard that muslims believe that men cant accomplish anything worthwhile, while they are aroused, and that it is a woman's duty to submit sexually to them anytime, anywhere.
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#448052 - 09/15/09 07:33 AM Re: I don't want to think about sex right now
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Whenever one is distracted by thoughts of sex, one ought to focus one's mind on the "feminine" derrrieres in Alex Panzer's Hairy Asses thread. Although said photos have been deleted from the board, the memory of those asses is enough to induce nausea and temporarily lose interest in female sexuality.

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