Since two of the nastiest (and nuttiest) successful porn whores of the last 5 years have originated in the Hooters "farm system" of sluts, namely Taryn "Name that Pandemic" Thomas and Tory "I received my moral compass at age 6 in a box of crackerjack, but then accidentally swallowed it" Lane, I felt behooved to spend time in and around the population of Hooters waitresses in Atlantic City, spending time with them both in the work setting as well as after hours at the bar that they hang out at as a group. I had a personal agenda of trying to see if i could actually tempt one of them to "work for me privately" for a certain dollar amount. I thought my odds were good that I would meet the next Tory Lane, or at the very least, an unspoiled nympho whore who loves both money and sex and would jump at the chance of gobbling my cum for 500 bucks.

I didnt meet the next Tory, nor did I find a cum gobbler...but I was only at it for about a day or so....I intend to resume my efforts when i go back, since I did make a significant number of contacts amongst the hooter population, as well as received a few invites to hang out, visit and/or party.

Here are a couple snapshots of a shift change orientation...in one of the pix you can see a cute little blond waving to me as a nonchalantly snapped the pic from a discreet position...she was the only one who spotted me. Also, notice off to the FAR left, one particular hott hooter...



Notice this FAT FAT FAT FAT fucking idiot off to the right....this was typical of about 65-70% of all the tourists I saw in Atlantic City over the Labor Day weekend, from Friday thru Sunday. The WHOLE FUCKING country is getting to be this way, I am totally serious. We fucking deserve whatever happens to us, our health care system is so overwhelmed because people in general are unable to control their appetites and are unwilling to exercise, even a LITTLE. GOD I HATE OUR SOCIETY and people for this!

The chick on the right in the bottom picture has the flattest ass this side of Asian chicks.

Them's look like slim pickins Burg. Was that day shift?

I was too far away to really grasp the true quality of these girls, but most of them were definitely hott enough (by today's pathetic standards) to do standard gonzo porn. That was the late afternoon to closing crew.

Hooters girls are truly a mixed bag, but that is what makes them ok in my book, at least as far as being a REALISTIC representation of what today's attractive females look like. You are not going to find any ULTRA hottie super model types in there obviously, but you will definitely find the Hottest PORN girl caliber in the mix and the next few clicks down from that. Lets face it, Taryn Thomas and Tory Lane are not exactly drop dead gorgeous. But what makes them totally sploogeable and hott in their own right is their uber-whore, super slut mentality and insanely perverted performances. Anyone of these Hooters girls, if they did stuff like that, would attain the same status and have men tripping over themselves to stick their penises in them.

What I spent my time delving into, and what I will continue to explore, is the hooter girl mentality. Many of these chicks, I am convinced, are wannabe strippers, porn whores, or escorts, or some type of whore. Thats why they would take a job like hooters in the first place....think about it...you really dont make more money that any other restaurant service job, especially when you factor in TIPS and how you can make good tips if you are just GOOD at the job. Hooters girls is about overt sexuality and flaunting your body, and the EGO rush that provides.

The next time I go back, I am going to semi-pretend to be a east coast "recruiter" for the porn industry, and any chick I can talk into, or who expresses a desire to, shooting porn, I am going to forward their info to Gia Jordan. Gia will have the advantage of knowing that at least Burglar considers the girl strokeable. We'll test my theory one way or another.....

Burg sir, be very, very, careful on this particular mission.
Any Tennessee Titan fan can tell you that a certain segment of the waitstaff talent can be hazardous to your health.

Reading is Fundamental dumbass.

It clearly states "flattest ass" and the chick on the right with the FLATTEST ass is clearly white.