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Favorite line from Desi's tirade:

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I have sent all this information to the President, the Governor of California, Oprah, Howard Stern, Tyra and anyone else I can.



The eye opener line that makes you realize how serious this feud is. Electro should make this one of her ever changing sigs, as some sort of victory lap:

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This poster is electrostatic and has been a member since August of 2008 with over 3299 posts.



Reading it, I'm thinking, "Hey! that's Electro! I know her!"

And, Goat deserves some credit for this. Electro may have done some triple flip slam dunk that she probably wasn't even aware she was doing on this maniac's conscience, but Goat's been working on that hag for ages. Goat laid the groundwork.



First off, I totally agree with Electro having dispatched Mom quite nicely. The subtleness of it all. It was very amatuerish photoshopping, I believe by design, but it was enough to push Mom totally over the edge. In a most hysterical way. My favorite, besides Mom alerting the Joint Chiefs of Staff and and local DJ Mark Bone, was how it was a pic of her being beheaded by Freddie Krugar (she even spelled it wrong, like I did) when it was fucking Jason VorHees, or at least a Jason impersonator.

And Goat, Goat, my friend, you da man. He led me to the trainwreck that we know fondly as "Mom". He was Qui-Gon Jinn to my Obi- Wan. Willis to my Arnold. Fonzie to my Richie. Desi to my Lucy. Kark Marx to my Barack Obama. He encouraged me when others told me I was an obsessive stalking fanboi who was too fucking longwinded. For that, my friend, mad props, as the young people say.

But I certainly would like some recognition for my efforts. I truly think that in my 20 years online, some of my best work has been done in the various Mom threads. I've been that nagging little piece of sand that the oyster turns into a beautiful, chubby pearl. Pointing out every insignificant misstatement, lie, delusion and bits of doubletalking that Mom has become so known for.

All that said, Mom ain't gone. She's still huddled over her keyboard next to the hotplate, knife in her garterbelt, alternately pounding on the keyboard and her prepaid cellphone, sending out texts, knowing that there's no way she could've burned every bridge, that there's still someone out there (besides us) who will listen to her rantings. But she'll make the realization that we're all she has. And she'll return. She can't help it. And we'll welcome her back with open arms.

Barry
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