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#447695 - 09/06/09 07:46 PM Marley Mason Marriage Proposal
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I love her. It's that simple
Like the dawn rising in the east, it is not Juliet, it is Marley
The face of a cherub that I could surely wake up next to every day for the rest of my life..
We could sit on the porch and swing away the twilight whilst watching our children's children play in the grass.
We would never argue, fuss or fight because I would just do whatever she wanted so she would be happy!
There will be no one more important than her and no other woman aside from her.
Her least little desire will be the driving force in my life.

I pledge my undying love to Marley in this thread..
To have and to hold. For richer or poorer. Through sickness or health...
Till death do us part....
All of which becomes active as soon as she stops dating one of my best friends in porn, and all around cool motherfucker, and lucky bastard, Mr Dick James


Till then, I am available, and it's on.
See me at the club? It's going down.
See me at the mall? It's going down.
Anywhere you see me? Guaranteed to go down


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#447696 - 09/06/09 07:56 PM Re: Marley Mason Marriage Proposal
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Loc: The Great White Frozen Fucking...
Annnnnd Marley joins the witness protection program in 3... 2... 1...
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#447697 - 09/06/09 08:13 PM Re: Marley Mason Marriage Proposal
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#447698 - 09/06/09 08:20 PM Re: Marley Mason Marriage Proposal
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#447699 - 09/06/09 09:05 PM Re: Marley Mason Marriage Proposal
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FML. Why is Bishop sweeter than this so-called boyfriend. The end is near. It was good while it lasted I guess. I do realize this is a public forum but I think he knows already. I may just take you up on that offer, Bish. But don't tell anybody. Yet.
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#447700 - 09/06/09 09:12 PM Re: Marley Mason Marriage Proposal
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#447701 - 09/06/09 09:15 PM Re: Marley Mason Marriage Proposal
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Now I have really bad poster's remorse and I want to delete that last one. But where is the fun in that...
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#447702 - 09/06/09 09:18 PM Re: Marley Mason Marriage Proposal
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Strangely, I can't find a picture of a porn themed wedding cake so you'll just have to imagine one.
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#447703 - 09/06/09 09:27 PM Re: Marley Mason Marriage Proposal
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after a tasteful mourning period of course.


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#447704 - 09/06/09 09:36 PM Re: Marley Mason Marriage Proposal
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What's the color of jealousy? LOL.
Bish, you suck.
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#447705 - 09/06/09 09:37 PM Re: Marley Mason Marriage Proposal
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Quote:

Strangely, I can't find a picture of a porn themed wedding cake so you'll just have to imagine one.



Any of these might work!






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#447706 - 09/06/09 09:41 PM Re: Marley Mason Marriage Proposal
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You all shut the fuck up ! Marley's way too young and purty to get married. I don't want her barefoot and pregnant for the next 10 years !
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#447707 - 09/06/09 09:45 PM Re: Marley Mason Marriage Proposal
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Quote:

You all shut the fuck up ! Marley's way too young and purty to get married. I don't want her barefoot and pregnant for the next 10 years !




The man has a point, I'd like to see her waiting on her knees in the bathroom in front of the shower every morning... but what do I know?
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#447708 - 09/06/09 09:46 PM Re: Marley Mason Marriage Proposal
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You all shut the fuck up ! Marley's way too young and purty to get married. I don't want her barefoot and pregnant for the next 10 years !



Stop it!She can choose to do barefoot and pregnant videos for the next ten years deal?
Thanks Cameron He just wasn't trying hard enough
*at Marley


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#447709 - 09/06/09 09:46 PM Re: Marley Mason Marriage Proposal
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I can only imagine those eyes looking up at me !!!
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#447710 - 09/06/09 09:49 PM Re: Marley Mason Marriage Proposal
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Quote:

Quote:

You all shut the fuck up ! Marley's way too young and purty to get married. I don't want her barefoot and pregnant for the next 10 years !



Stop it!She can choose to do barefoot and pregnant videos for the next ten years deal?
Thanks Cameron He just wasn't trying hard enough




The fuck you say ! Pimpin' her out already. Don't count your
ho's before they put out !
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#447711 - 09/06/09 09:52 PM Re: Marley Mason Marriage Proposal
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Marley I'm going to bed now ! Be a good girl and don't be running off to Vegas or any crazy shit like that while I sleep. I'LL BE BACK ! [apologies to Arnold]
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#447712 - 09/06/09 09:52 PM Re: Marley Mason Marriage Proposal
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She will have to pry me off in order for anyone else to get that
No pimping... Marley goes up on a pedestal, where she belongs
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#447713 - 09/06/09 10:02 PM Re: Marley Mason Marriage Proposal
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That last part I can completely be simpatico with you on ! Damn that sentence sounds like a verbal tourettes ride gone bad.
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#447714 - 09/06/09 10:09 PM Re: Marley Mason Marriage Proposal
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I just got out of the shower and I like what I'm seeing here.


this thread makes me want to

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#447715 - 09/07/09 08:27 PM Re: Marley Mason Marriage Proposal
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Dearest Marley,
As I put another day behind me, your angel-face will be dancing behind my eyelids and the rest of you will be making my pajamas fit all funny...
Counting the days one minute at a time,
Yours,
Bishop


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#447716 - 09/07/09 08:46 PM Re: Marley Mason Marriage Proposal
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Registered: 03/14/08
Posts: 1613
Loc: Liqour Hole, Kentucky
Quote:

Dearest Marley,
As I put another day behind me, your angel-face will be dancing behind my eyelids and the rest of you will be making my pajamas fit all funny...
Counting the days one minute at a time,
Yours,
Bishop




Your pajamas fit funny because you got them on backwards silly


Little white kid cartoon is for illustration purposes only.This picture in no way infers that Bishop looks even remotely like the little bugger or is responsible for the little guys conception


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#447717 - 09/07/09 08:54 PM Re: Marley Mason Marriage Proposal
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That is possible. I was looking at that pic while I put them on
Thank you for the disclaimer!


Edited by Bishop (09/07/09 09:01 PM)
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#447718 - 09/07/09 10:12 PM Re: Marley Mason Marriage Proposal
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Registered: 10/02/08
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this thread: wow. i mean, no one could have predicted a thing like this. just admit it bish, you haven't stopped drinking since friday.

-pope

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#447719 - 09/08/09 01:48 AM Re: Marley Mason Marriage Proposal
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#447720 - 09/08/09 04:30 AM Re: Marley Mason Marriage Proposal
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Quote:

this thread: wow. i mean, no one could have predicted a thing like this. just admit it bish, you haven't stopped drinking since friday.

-pope



Not true! I have been stalking Marley for three months now. I am only drunk off the sweet red wine of Marley's lips
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#447721 - 09/08/09 08:12 AM Re: Marley Mason Marriage Proposal
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I'm finding this thread depressing and somewhat irritating !
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#447722 - 09/08/09 02:57 PM Re: Marley Mason Marriage Proposal
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#447723 - 09/08/09 03:37 PM Re: Marley Mason Marriage Proposal
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Quote:

I'm finding this thread depressing and somewhat irritating !



Hi hater!


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#447724 - 09/08/09 04:23 PM Re: Marley Mason Marriage Proposal
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No hate here just jealous !
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#447725 - 09/08/09 04:29 PM Re: Marley Mason Marriage Proposal
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Quote:

No hate here just jealous !



Don't be... Not yet anyway..
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#447726 - 09/08/09 08:27 PM Re: Marley Mason Marriage Proposal
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Ahhhh there's hope yet !
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#447727 - 09/08/09 09:47 PM Re: Marley Mason Marriage Proposal
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Quote:

http://www.facebook.com/people/Marley-Mason/1501879957






Hey gokkunfan, I would have given you 5 dancing bananas for your google skills, but you missed her.






...hey, is it too late for a one liner larry take my wife reference?
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#447728 - 09/09/09 04:31 AM Re: Marley Mason Marriage Proposal
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Good morning Marley!!!
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#447729 - 09/09/09 05:12 PM Re: Marley Mason Marriage Proposal
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you are so fucking hot, you got that whole drew berrymore poison ivy pose going on .not saying you look like her,but that picture reminds me of that movie!
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#447730 - 09/09/09 07:38 PM Re: Marley Mason Marriage Proposal
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Clicky the thumbnail for full sized pic:

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#447731 - 09/09/09 07:44 PM Re: Marley Mason Marriage Proposal
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Quote:

Clicky the thumbnail for full sized pic:





I didn't think it was possible but now? I love her MORE!!!
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#447732 - 09/09/09 10:18 PM Re: Marley Mason Marriage Proposal
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Those aren't my glasses, but that is my foot. Just to clear things up

@ sam thanks and I loooove that movie even though it was probably way over my head at the time I first saw it.

Hey bishop, random question. Were you wearing a thermal in the last pic you posted? Because I am known to steal those, and wifebeaters... and hoodies.
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#447733 - 09/10/09 04:37 AM Re: Marley Mason Marriage Proposal
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Hi MARLEY!!!! Since the state of California is sure to give you half of my stuff at some, point p.m. a mailing address and we wil start now with some of my clothing!
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#447734 - 09/11/09 05:35 AM Re: Marley Mason Marriage Proposal
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you are so fucking hot, you got that whole drew berrymore poison ivy pose going on .not saying you look like her,but that picture reminds me of that movie!





I may have jumped the shark but at least I haven't reached the labotomized jack like home girl sammura. Someone get monstar in here stat, and hand him that pillow.

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#447735 - 09/11/09 05:48 AM Re: Marley Mason Marriage Proposal
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Quote:

Quote:

you are so fucking hot, you got that whole drew berrymore poison ivy pose going on .not saying you look like her,but that picture reminds me of that movie!



I may have jumped the shark but at least I haven't reached the labotomized jack like home girl sammura. Someone get monstar in here stat, and hand him that pillow.





Don't know about the pillow. Monster is pretty creative when it comes to polishing turds. He might want to take a shot at it with sammura. I mean, he took on Ms. Armani:



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#447736 - 09/22/09 08:31 AM Re: Marley Mason Marriage Proposal
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Marley is back!!!


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#447737 - 09/22/09 03:21 PM Re: Marley Mason Marriage Proposal
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Where is she?
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#447738 - 09/22/09 03:26 PM Re: Marley Mason Marriage Proposal
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Registered: 09/01/08
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She's being lazy. I bet she's smoked a ton of weed and kept Ben and Jerry's going for the next decade.
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#447739 - 09/22/09 09:59 PM Re: Marley Mason Marriage Proposal
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oooohhh. can you see me... right now?
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#447740 - 09/22/09 10:19 PM Re: Marley Mason Marriage Proposal
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Loc: Anchorage, Alaska
Quote:

I bet she's smoked a ton of weed and kept Ben and Jerry's going for the next decade.




Thank you for mentioning ice cream! It reminded me that for this month only, Baskin Robbin's is serving up a discontinued ice cream which is the best ice cream flavor of all time: Chocolate Mousse Royale! I almost forgot and missed it.
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#447741 - 09/23/09 12:46 AM Re: Marley Mason Marriage Proposal
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Registered: 01/12/05
Posts: 7322
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Quote:

oooohhh. can you see me... right now?





*adjusting picture for clarity*

Marley is that really you? I have you on visual. Come in

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#447742 - 09/23/09 08:29 AM Re: Marley Mason Marriage Proposal
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Registered: 09/01/08
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Quote:

oooohhh. can you see me... right now?





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#447743 - 10/01/09 12:07 AM Re: Marley Mason Marriage Proposal
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Now it is ON!!!!


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#447744 - 10/01/09 12:20 AM Re: Marley Mason Marriage Proposal
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Registered: 01/26/09
Posts: 898
I am ready to jump from one relationship to another, bishop. Although the last one has been over (in my mind ) for a while now.

I loooove flowers and plants. And chocolate of course I am obsessed with my amaryllis right now.
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