If I were to base who Monkey is by IAFD, I'd have to go with this faceless profile.

http://www.iafd.com/person.rme/perfid=MatthewThomas/gender=m/Matthew-Thomas.htm

Oh yeah, happy birthday, you foul little primate.
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Because you already yelled 'dropping prices!!!' after Red Light canned you. - Gia Jordan to Brandon Iron