The best thing about H1N1 is that it makes the choice of Halloween costumes easier.

I'll either wear one of those ridiculous Mexican wrestler masks and cough the entire time, or wear a full-face respirator with a filter canister on my back.
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"If they can't picture me with a knife, forcing them to strip in an alley, I don't want any part of it. It's humiliating." - windsock