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#447361 - 09/04/09 12:49 PM Happy Burg Day
gia jordan Offline
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Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
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Happy birthday to XPT's jaded, intellectual, debauched, crippled, semi-retired, financially independent jerker known as Da Burglar. May you be wheels deep in hookers somewhere.











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#447362 - 09/04/09 12:56 PM Re: Happy Burg Day
gia jordan Offline
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Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
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#447363 - 09/04/09 01:03 PM Re: Happy Burg Day
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Registered: 01/30/08
Posts: 7599
Loc: a site known for its tolerance...
Enjoy your pills, hookers etc. Keep arollin'...
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#447364 - 09/04/09 01:22 PM Re: Happy Burg Day
Sammura33 Offline
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Registered: 08/25/04
Posts: 449
Loc: illy-noise
happy birthday you cripple motherfucka
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#447365 - 09/04/09 01:23 PM Re: Happy Burg Day
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Registered: 02/23/05
Posts: 3724
Loc: Paddling my canoe in the wild

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#447366 - 09/04/09 01:25 PM Re: Happy Burg Day
Fiend Offline
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Registered: 11/04/05
Posts: 3509
Loc: Pit of Despair
Whenever I see this pic I think of 'Burg for some reason.....

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#447367 - 09/04/09 01:38 PM Re: Happy Burg Day
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Registered: 12/13/03
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Happy Birthday Road Dog!


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#447368 - 09/04/09 01:39 PM Re: Happy Burg Day
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Registered: 08/30/09
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get yourself a nice whore like this one

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#447369 - 09/04/09 01:43 PM Re: Happy Burg Day
Wankus was my Daddy Offline
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Registered: 04/02/09
Posts: 316
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May the stripper/whore you take to your local Indian establishment in the Northeast loves receiving your splooge as much as you like to give it. Happy birthday.
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#447370 - 09/04/09 02:44 PM Re: Happy Burg Day
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Registered: 03/14/08
Posts: 1613
Loc: Liqour Hole, Kentucky
Happy Birthday Burg! Hope you have a great time
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#447371 - 09/04/09 03:14 PM Re: Happy Burg Day
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Registered: 08/09/06
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Happy Birthday man.

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#447372 - 09/04/09 03:22 PM Re: Happy Burg Day
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Registered: 02/17/09
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Loc: In the Slums of Jersey
Have a Great 1
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#447373 - 09/04/09 03:24 PM Re: Happy Burg Day
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Registered: 02/17/09
Posts: 469
Loc: In the Slums of Jersey
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get yourself a nice whore like this one






Do you know her name? After Burg is done with her , I'd like to get my paws on her..
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#447374 - 09/04/09 03:25 PM Re: Happy Burg Day
backdoorman Offline
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Registered: 09/01/08
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Have a good'un Burg !!!!!
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#447375 - 09/04/09 04:05 PM Re: Happy Burg Day
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Registered: 11/01/08
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Do you know her name? After Burg is done with her , I'd like to get my paws on her..




Carli Banks. Good luck.

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#447376 - 09/04/09 04:09 PM Re: Happy Burg Day
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Registered: 10/19/06
Posts: 9958
Loc: fortified
Yeahhh Burg. Another year, another win. Way to keep it real ya fucken pervert.
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#447377 - 09/04/09 04:11 PM Re: Happy Burg Day
RenfieldGyps Offline
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Have a very Happy Birthday Burg....Enjoy and dont over do it.

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#447378 - 09/04/09 05:32 PM Re: Happy Burg Day
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Registered: 02/04/05
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Loc: The Dirty: 480
Happy Birthday and all the trimmings!

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#447380 - 09/04/09 07:47 PM Re: Happy Burg Day
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Registered: 11/22/08
Posts: 857
Loc: Northeast US
Happy bday Cripple H!

Hope you found some coeds for some good conversation, candy taking, and spooge imbibing.

though that would just be a normal friday to a crip-pimp like yourself. here's to many more
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#447381 - 09/04/09 07:54 PM Re: Happy Burg Day
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Registered: 09/19/05
Posts: 3576
Loc: Baltimore, MD
Happy birthday, dude, and many more.

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#447382 - 09/04/09 08:16 PM Re: Happy Burg Day
Uncle Joe Offline
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Registered: 08/02/03
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I hope that you get hit by a bus or by the septic tank cleaner truck

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#447383 - 09/04/09 09:22 PM Re: Happy Burg Day
cameronkeys Offline
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Registered: 12/24/07
Posts: 997
Loc: FL
Happy B-day to my fav crippled perv!
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#447384 - 09/05/09 07:19 AM Re: Happy Burg Day
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Interesting karma,(wheelkhairma?) Burg's and Holly's birthday being on consecutive days.


Edited by the unknown pervert (09/05/09 07:20 AM)
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#447385 - 09/05/09 03:59 PM Re: Happy Burg Day
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Quote:

Interesting karma,(wheelkhairma?) Burg's and Holly's birthday being on consecutive days.




On the day this thread was posted 25 years ago nobody showed up to little burgs birthday party, which kicked off his addiction to whores, pills and self loathing.


(burg 15 minutes before birthday was due to start)

(2 hours after it was due to start)


(6 hours after it was due to start)


(5 years after it was due to start)


(9 years after it was due to start)

(present day)



(hopefully the near future)
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#447386 - 09/05/09 08:39 PM Re: Happy Burg Day
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Meh, you're not even the real monkey, anyway.

Happy B'day. Burg.

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#447387 - 09/05/09 09:42 PM Re: Happy Burg Day
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Registered: 12/16/08
Posts: 2401
Hope you had a good B Day celebration.
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#447388 - 09/06/09 11:17 AM Re: Happy Burg Day
Da Burglar Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/02/05
Posts: 5750
Loc: ATLANTIC CITY
This place manages to grow on you, and I dont mean something on Brandon's angry penis. I just got back from a semi-pointless but still fun excursion to Atlantic City, and I have a few pics I might share once I shake off the detox blues....

I owe Gian Jergens for keeping me on point this weekend via text as I pursued Birthday filth, and I realized sadly that there really isnt too much left in the debauchery department I have not done. Thanks for the thoughtful thread and everybodys' weird but heartfelt comments.


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Quote:

Interesting karma,(wheelkhairma?) Burg's and Holly's birthday being on consecutive days.




On the day this thread was posted 25 years ago nobody showed up to little burgs birthday party, which kicked off his addiction to whores, pills and self loathing.


(burg 15 minutes before birthday was due to start)

(2 hours after it was due to start)


(6 hours after it was due to start)


(5 years after it was due to start)


(9 years after it was due to start)

(present day)



(hopefully the near future)





Post of the week (or month, or quarter, or Labor day weekend....)


Wait until I tell you about Hooters sluts who work the establishments set up in the AC Hotel Casinos...I a;ready told Holly and gia I think I might have met the Next Tory Lane!!?!?!!!!
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