Fuck You Cash Unleashes a Torrent of Sperm with Cumshot Surprise!
Sometimes more sperm simply means more love.
September 4, 2009



Chatsworth, CA – Since late 2006, JM Productions has been the official DVD distributor for web-based content producer Fuck You Cash (FYC). During the past few years, FYC has been winning over legions of fans with its cutting edge gonzo style featuring teen and other niche-based content that showcases the fucking and sucking talents of the industry’s hottest jizzbuckets and sperm burpers. Adding to its line of popular series including 18YearsOld.com, Ex-Boyfriends Revenge, and Freaks of Cock, FYC will be releasing the all new series Cumshot Suprise, which ships to retailers next week, and will be in stores August 14th.

As the name might suggest, Cumshot Surprise features some of the cutest girls in the business today receiving unexpectedly massive loads of sperm to their faces, mouths, and wombs. “Those maniacs over at Fuck You Cash are very demanding with regards to the guys they hire for this series,” explains JM Publicist and former crack addict Tony Malice, “They make them save up their loads for a week before the shoot to guarantee a gigantic – and disgusting – torrent of semen. And, as you might imagine, this makes the guys very aggressive and, well, downright angry. It’s awesome.”

When one takes a moment to look at the cast of females in Cumshot Surprise, they quickly realize that it’s not only the guys that Fuck You Cash is selective about. “These guys hired some of the hottest cum dumpsters in the business, girls like Nicole Ray and Madison Scott,” adds Malice, “I really don’t know how they convince these tramps to take such massive loads, especially in their mouths and pussies. It just doesn’t seem sanitary to me.”

Fuck You Cash’s recruiting strategy is actually very simple and straightforward. “We actually don’t tell them about it beforehand,” laughs one particularly scummy Fuck You Cash staffer who wished to remain anonymous due to his outstanding warrants, “Then half way through the scene we have four or five lowlives run in and drain their nuts in the unsuspecting slut’s mouth, eyes, and cunt. Some of the broads get pretty pissed off, but as you probably know, we just don’t give a fuck.”

And that’s precisely what makes it so wonderful. Cumshot Surprise also stars the dimwitted beauties Hayden Night, Brittany Brookes, Christina Moure, Tyla Wynn, and Nikki Sex. Distributors can order now by contacting JM Productions at (800)550-3659. For more information please visit Jerkoffzone.com on the web!

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