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He took it in the shitter under the name Matt Ramsey. It's weird because he always denies it , even though teh interwebz render his lies heeeeeeeeeeeeeeelarious...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0cz8IlfHNAc

He's Canadian, too!



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The voluminous Peter North was remarkably polite considering my stupidity.

Zack: Hello and thanks for taking the time to talk with me!

Pnorth: No problem.

Zack: Is it fair to say that you are best-known for the volume of your ejaculation?

Pnorth: Thats true. Lake Peter.

Zack: Have you ever just looked at one of your cumshots and said to yourself: "that's my Ulysses" or "that's my Statue of David"?

Pnorth: Ha Ive had some big ones

Zack: How would the biggest cumshot of your career stack up against, say, the biggest cumshot that was ever sprayed across your ass in one of your gay porn movies?

Pnorth has disconnected****







That was done in poor taste



Silly Monkey, dicks are for fags, and Petunia North loves cock.

I thought the call was acceptable only better if done on a highly rated primtetime program.
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