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#447151 - 09/03/09 06:02 PM Good Car
Uncle Joe Offline
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What car is a good car?

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#447152 - 09/03/09 06:07 PM Re: Good Car
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pretty much anything with you underneath it.


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#447153 - 09/03/09 06:17 PM Re: Good Car
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Panzer... the only thing you'll ever be driving is your thumb up your ass. Don't even pretend like you could afford a car, much less pass the test for a license. Wtf?

Let me guess... you have a new social worker?. Be a good tard and have them pm me... I'll explain things for you.

You're welcome.
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#447154 - 09/03/09 06:21 PM Re: Good Car
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What about Mercedes Benz S600 with V-12 engine? That is a good car.

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#447155 - 09/03/09 06:25 PM Re: Good Car
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Alex, you should check out some local NY used car lots, and report here your experiences.

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#447156 - 09/03/09 06:28 PM Re: Good Car
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Panzer... the only thing you'll ever be driving is your thumb up your ass. Don't even pretend like you could afford a car, much less pass the test for a license. Wtf?

Let me guess... you have a new social worker?. Be a good tard and have them pm me... I'll explain things for you.

You're welcome.



I have more money than you.

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#447157 - 09/03/09 06:32 PM Re: Good Car
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Quote:

What about Mercedes Benz S600 with V-12 engine? That is a good car.


That's a shit car.
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#447158 - 09/03/09 06:48 PM Re: Good Car
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jYdk6dBlfoE

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#447159 - 09/03/09 07:23 PM Re: Good Car
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Lada

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#447160 - 09/03/09 07:40 PM Re: Good Car
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With a name like Panzer I would suggest a Trabant or Wartburg. Great for parking in those small spots too.

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#447161 - 09/03/09 09:56 PM Re: Good Car
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What about Mercedes Benz S600 with V-12 engine? That is a good car.


That's a shit car.




It's a good car. It's a luxury car, why would it be bad?

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#447162 - 09/04/09 12:31 AM Re: Good Car
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Quote:

Quote:

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What about Mercedes Benz S600 with V-12 engine? That is a good car.


That's a shit car.




It's a good car. It's a luxury car, why would it be bad?


A 6 liter V12 that makes less then 400HP, gets shit mileage, and is prohibitively expensive to maintain and operate. Need I say more? In most cases, the same S class with the smaller 5 liter V8 had performance almost as good, with much better reliability and mileage.
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#447163 - 09/04/09 02:47 AM Re: Good Car
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What car is a good car?




A German one.
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#447164 - 09/04/09 07:29 AM Re: Good Car
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How many Panzers can you fit in a Jetta?

1004, 4 in the seats, 1000 in the ashtray.
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#447165 - 09/04/09 10:14 AM Re: Good Car
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What car is a good car?




For you? Consider getting one without any brakes.
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#447166 - 09/04/09 03:56 PM Re: Good Car
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For you ? Hmmmmm they should make one called the Enemiser ! You could run the radiator hose straight to someones asshole. Then when they expel use it to provide better propulsion. Can't lose !
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#447167 - 09/04/09 04:06 PM Re: Good Car
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Quote:

Quote:

Panzer... the only thing you'll ever be driving is your thumb up your ass. Don't even pretend like you could afford a car, much less pass the test for a license. Wtf?

Let me guess... you have a new social worker?. Be a good tard and have them pm me... I'll explain things for you.

You're welcome.



I have more money than you.




Right... You also have friends and get laid. heh
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#447168 - 09/04/09 04:08 PM Re: Good Car
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Alex does get laid. There are lots of trannies in his neighborhood.
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#447169 - 09/04/09 04:09 PM Re: Good Car
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The best vehicle for Panzer would be a Jeep CJ5 . They are awesome for leisurely high speed cruising on winding, twisty roads.

If he gets one I'll even buy him the "Its a Jeep Thing" bumper sticker.
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#447170 - 09/04/09 06:11 PM Re: Good Car
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No fucken way Panzer could ever conjure up the stones to drive.Remember, this is a kid that was like one wipe away from toilet bowl abortion before his tranny-mother noticed the umbilical chord. Right shit-freak?.
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#447171 - 09/04/09 08:13 PM Re: Good Car
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A good car is any car that will drive Panzer north to Ontario or south to Nuevo Laredo and perhaps, on the way to either destination, plow into an 18 wheeler.
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#447172 - 09/04/09 08:37 PM Re: Good Car
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On behalf of the residents of Ontario: We do not want him.
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#447173 - 09/04/09 09:06 PM Re: Good Car
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On behalf of the residents of Ontario: We do not want him.



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#447174 - 09/05/09 11:50 AM Re: Good Car
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Registered: 04/02/09
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Loc: Mississippi

Behold the Panzer-mobile.


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