LOL. I used to have an uncle like this, although he talked less about the international conspiracy when he swore off the sauce.
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"Hello Americans this is Paul Harvey and I'm paid $30 million a year by the fucken Jews to belch out pro-American crap. Standby for bullshit!"
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Paul Harvey you stinking Zionist phoney how dare you liken the filthy, rotten, despicable U.S. to a gallant wild eagle? The U.S. should change its national symbol from the majestic bald eagle to a filthy, stinking, fat city rat! And AFN radio station "Eagle 810" should change its name to "Rat 810." Yeah, "Rat 810." Sounds good doesn't it? We like it, we like it! And now you know the rest of the story...
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