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#446814 - 09/01/09 12:46 PM The best Jizz placement in the biz?
delanoojos Offline
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Registered: 05/18/09
Posts: 890
Loc: Midwest / Florida
Guage and I were talking the other day about the subject of jizz placement.We got into a major battle over who is
the most talented in the biz. I say Brandon, she says Johnny Thrust.The worst ever being Peter North. That fucker couldnt hit a red barn in Indiana.
So there ya go am I right or is Guage right or are there other sharp shooters that we are missing.

Of course there are various targets, I for one enjoy the right eye. Especially if they have little tittys.

Guage prefers it in her left eye, which causes major problems for us.And yes, Guages tittys are TOO big, she knows it and is willing to get them reduced.
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#446815 - 09/01/09 01:37 PM Re: The best Jizz placement in the biz?
SexDJ Offline
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Registered: 09/07/03
Posts: 565
Loc: State of Moral Decay
Gauge is a little tiny girl, with little tiny titties. Get them reduced?? She needs to get them inflated!

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#446816 - 09/01/09 01:39 PM Re: The best Jizz placement in the biz?
Soopergrizz Offline
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Registered: 02/23/05
Posts: 3724
Loc: Paddling my canoe in the wild
Who's this "Guage" you always prattle on about?
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#446817 - 09/01/09 01:51 PM Re: The best Jizz placement in the biz?
tattypatty Offline
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Registered: 01/30/08
Posts: 7599
Loc: a site known for its tolerance...
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Gauge is a little tiny girl, with little tiny titties. Get them reduced?? She needs to get them inflated!




Did she ever get her teeth fixed? Is she off the Xanax? There were a couple of clips I had of her and she looked fucking out of it...
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#446818 - 09/01/09 01:55 PM Re: The best Jizz placement in the biz?
Mope John Paul Offline
Rob Black's Crack Pipe

Registered: 08/05/09
Posts: 92
Loc: Splatican City
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Guage and I were talking the other day about the subject of jizz placement. We got into a major battle over who is the most talented in the biz. I say Brandon, she says Johnny Thrust.The worst ever being Peter North. That fucker couldnt hit a red barn in Indiana. So there ya go am I right or is Guage right or are there other sharp shooters that we are missing. Of course there are various targets, I for one enjoy the right eye. Especially if they have little tittys. Guage prefers it in her left eye, which causes major problems for us.And yes, Guages tittys are TOO big, she knows it and is willing to get them reduced.




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#446819 - 09/01/09 02:16 PM Re: The best Jizz placement in the biz?
Soopergrizz Offline
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Registered: 02/23/05
Posts: 3724
Loc: Paddling my canoe in the wild
I am familiar with the former pornographic film actress "Gauge". I couldn't figure out if this fraud meant "Gauge" or not. The way he name drops her constantly, one would think he would know what her stage name is.

Guage

Guage

Date night with Guage

Why does her website and myspace page spell it "Gauge"?

Didn't you say you lived in Miami?
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