It sounds like the average porn girl is an imbecile. Since they seem to need advice like, "don't let them rape you on-set" or even, "yes, you do need health insurance", they'd better be paying somebody to knock some sense into them.

Monstar may come across as too slickly stylish to be real. But, if he can help assimilate these spaced out women into society, just let him take the money.