Tia

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Thanks for the initial comment, fuck off for the second ...
I guess there's no point replying to stupidity, so fuck off will be my new response for it



Tia, while reading all your posts and comments here, the thought occurred to me that it might be a good idea to hook up (no pun intended) with monster.

Monster is an established and well-known porn press-agent/publicist. He can give you (and your filthy-rich hubby) some splendid advice on how to deal with press, fans, forums, message boards and mainstream media. He's especially creative in coming up with retorts for message boards (like this).
He can provide you with literally hundreds of slightly different versions of the same old shit. There's no need to stick to your simple 'fuck off'; monster has books full of variations on this theme.

Furthermore, he's a real insider, who could also provide some fine opportunities for you. (That way you don't have to whore yourself out, while pretending it is a 'Fuck-a-Fan' thing.)

I'm sure monster can provide you with an excellent service for a reasonable price. Unique Selling Point of monster: you don't have to be afraid of monster trying to get into your pants (or holes), since he is 100% gay. (The liaison with Ms. Armani is only business.)
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