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#446590 - 01/11/10 08:25 PM
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Registered Sex Offender
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Have fun bro. Live it up.
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#446592 - 01/12/10 08:34 AM
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Ed Hardy Wearing Loser
Registered: 09/19/06
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http://www.ultimatesurrender.com/site/shoot/7677-Tia_Jade_Ling_0_0_vs_Ally_Power_Puff_Ann_0_1.html
just came across this clip and I am now in love with you.
Not the emotional connection where I give a fuck about anything you have to say or feel, but the kind where I beat my dick off to all your films over the course of a week, then forget about you as soon as I find something else perverse that allows me brief escape from my empty useless life of father, husband, girls high school softball/swimming/gymnastic coach.
Well done Tia, well done...what's your name...
A poet, you are. I've never seen it stated so eloquently or accurately.
Barry
something switches on in my brain when I start trolling porn and drinking whisky on a monday before the sun even sets - suddenly everything about life becomes clearer and more defined...which is odd given all my d.u.i's
Lagavulin Single Malt - 16 years.
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#446593 - 01/13/10 07:44 PM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 06/16/09
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http://www.ultimatesurrender.com/site/shoot/7677-Tia_Jade_Ling_0_0_vs_Ally_Power_Puff_Ann_0_1.html
just came across this clip and I am now in love with you.
Not the emotional connection where I give a fuck about anything you have to say or feel, but the kind where I beat my dick off to all your films over the course of a week, then forget about you as soon as I find something else perverse that allows me brief escape from my empty useless life of father, husband, girls high school softball/swimming/gymnastic coach.
Well done Tia, well done...what's your name...
LOL .... thank you .... glad you liked that match ! I actually just wrestled again today and won ! Yeeeaaahhhh !
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#446594 - 01/13/10 09:05 PM
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Ed Hardy Wearing Loser
Registered: 09/19/06
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http://www.ultimatesurrender.com/site/shoot/7677-Tia_Jade_Ling_0_0_vs_Ally_Power_Puff_Ann_0_1.html
just came across this clip and I am now in love with you.
Not the emotional connection where I give a fuck about anything you have to say or feel, but the kind where I beat my dick off to all your films over the course of a week, then forget about you as soon as I find something else perverse that allows me brief escape from my empty useless life of father, husband, girls high school softball/swimming/gymnastic coach.
Well done Tia, well done...what's your name...
LOL .... thank you .... glad you liked that match ! I actually just wrestled again today and won ! Yeeeaaahhhh !
Shit. just when I was about to return to normal civilized life...I hope she was bigger then you, that makes it totally stroke-able, you're like the BJ Penn of porn.
I just painted my wife's anus to have the same freckle pattern as your MooGooGaiPan
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#446595 - 01/13/10 11:56 PM
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
Registered: 08/05/09
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http://www.ultimatesurrender.com/site/shoot/7677-Tia_Jade_Ling_0_0_vs_Ally_Power_Puff_Ann_0_1.html
just came across this clip and I am now in love with you.
Not the emotional connection where I give a fuck about anything you have to say or feel, but the kind where I beat my dick off to all your films over the course of a week, then forget about you as soon as I find something else perverse that allows me brief escape from my empty useless life of father, husband, girls high school softball/swimming/gymnastic coach.
Well done Tia, well done...what's your name...
LOL .... thank you .... glad you liked that match ! I actually just wrestled again today and won ! Yeeeaaahhhh !
Shit. just when I was about to return to normal civilized life...I hope she was bigger then you, that makes it totally stroke-able, you're like the BJ Penn of porn.
I just painted my wife's anus to have the same freckle pattern as your MooGooGaiPan
in reference to tia's asshole, cleverness would dictate moo goo gai 'can' 
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#446596 - 01/14/10 12:11 AM
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cleverness would dictate moo goo gai 'can'
Cleverness has never been your strong suit, has it, boy? Manage to hold on to your camera this year?
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#446597 - 01/14/10 12:55 AM
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Porn Fucking Master
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Her spotted asshole and lunch meat labia are gross.
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#446598 - 01/14/10 07:52 PM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 06/16/09
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Her spotted asshole and lunch meat labia are gross.
Ahhhhh yes ..... but I'm sure your Hairy asshole, sexy body and shrivelled up little dick are just a picture of perfection !
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#446599 - 01/14/10 07:53 PM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 06/16/09
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Quote:
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http://www.ultimatesurrender.com/site/shoot/7677-Tia_Jade_Ling_0_0_vs_Ally_Power_Puff_Ann_0_1.html
just came across this clip and I am now in love with you.
Not the emotional connection where I give a fuck about anything you have to say or feel, but the kind where I beat my dick off to all your films over the course of a week, then forget about you as soon as I find something else perverse that allows me brief escape from my empty useless life of father, husband, girls high school softball/swimming/gymnastic coach.
Well done Tia, well done...what's your name...
LOL .... thank you .... glad you liked that match ! I actually just wrestled again today and won ! Yeeeaaahhhh !
Shit. just when I was about to return to normal civilized life...I hope she was bigger then you, that makes it totally stroke-able, you're like the BJ Penn of porn.
I just painted my wife's anus to have the same freckle pattern as your MooGooGaiPan
well .... just got my ass kicked today against Dragon Lilly ! lol !
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#446601 - 01/14/10 08:00 PM
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Registered: 10/19/06
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How much did they pay you to take that picture?.
Were you even sure that magazine existed or are you just that trusting?.
Not a shot at you Tia... cool that you could smile through washisfaces halitosis and desperation. You're a trooper.
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#446603 - 01/14/10 08:03 PM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 06/16/09
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How much did they pay you to take that picture?.
lol ... stop ! Actually I think he took it right after some other girl walking down the red carpet molested me and took all my lipstick off .... dammit ! Haven't seen any photos of that , go figure ?
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#446604 - 01/14/10 08:08 PM
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They did pay you.....
Really... had you ever heard of that mag before?.
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#446605 - 01/14/10 08:12 PM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
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They did pay you.....
Really... had you ever heard of that mag before?.
Until recently no ... but he did an interview with me not too long ago. Owners a very cool dude. Met him for the first time at the show this year.
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#446606 - 01/14/10 08:14 PM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
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Her spotted asshole and lunch meat labia are gross.
Ahhhhh yes ..... but I'm sure your Hairy asshole, sexy body and shrivelled up little dick are just a picture of perfection !
Well fucking duh you stupid dog eating gook, thats why I don't post pictures of them on the internet.
Yes you racist asshole, but you see the difference is people actually pay to see mine .... whereas we would have to pay them and pay them WELL to look at yours.
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#446607 - 01/14/10 08:27 PM
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Actually I think he took it right after some other girl walking down the red carpet molested me and took all my lipstick off .... dammit ! Haven't seen any photos of that , go figure ?
So Tard Boy did manage to hold on to his camera, but still has no feel for the Kodak moment? Figures.
Anyway, thanks for the confirmation. I bet Lou he'd lose the camera after staying up tweeking with random whores. Again.
I lost. You can pick up your dollar next time you're in town.
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#446609 - 01/14/10 08:39 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
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How long until someone says they'd love to run their magazine... through Tia's head?
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#446610 - 01/14/10 08:54 PM
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They did pay you.....
Really... had you ever heard of that mag before?.
Until recently no ... but he did an interview with me not too long ago. Owners a very cool dude. Met him for the first time at the show this year.
What does it take to own a magazine that doesn't actually publish? Darrah puts out a better product than that.
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#446611 - 01/14/10 08:57 PM
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Tia, they had a readership of YOU last month and they had to pay you for it. You should get a lawyer and sue them just cause.
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#446612 - 01/14/10 09:04 PM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 06/16/09
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Tia, they had a readership of YOU last month and they had to pay you for it. You should get a lawyer and sue them just cause.
Well .... I did the interview voluntarily, just asked that they plug my site ... lol ... probably wouldn't be cool to sue them.
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#446613 - 01/14/10 09:07 PM
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Registered: 10/19/06
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And you're picky about who plugs you?. That wasn't nice. sorry.
I meant to say maybe be careful who plugs you.
I think you got Whacked!.. just sayin.
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#446614 - 01/14/10 09:33 PM
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Well .... I did the interview voluntarily, just asked that they plug my site ... lol ... probably wouldn't be cool to sue them.
Fuck 'em. It don't mean a thing if nobody actually reads it.
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#446615 - 01/14/10 11:11 PM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 06/16/09
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And you're picky about who plugs you?. That wasn't nice. sorry.
I meant to say maybe be careful who plugs you.
I think you got Whacked!.. just sayin.
LOL ... you're funny
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#446616 - 01/14/10 11:13 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/25/04
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She isn't dirty yellow chinese ugly but its not that far off to horsey korean.
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#446617 - 01/21/10 08:30 PM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 06/16/09
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She isn't dirty yellow chinese ugly but its not that far off to horsey korean.
Gee thanks ... you're a real charmer 
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