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#445846 - 08/29/09 05:00 PM Your last vacation?
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where was your last vacation? pics if you got 'em.

8/20/09 - we were backpacking at 8000 feet in the sierra nevada mountains, miles from the car and people. trouble broke the first night when a mother & baby bear combo made off with 3 days worth of our food and dignity. hours of bad noise all night long, like two winos rearranging silverware with bad hangovers. it was nature at its finest. it wanted to show off. these awful demons were full of mystery, and we were lucky to meet them.

some basic survival level instinct kicks in and tells you not to move around much, as the young one was up our asses tentside and our scent was something new. we felt the big one on the verge of some dark and terrible mood swing with the wrong kind of move- it was unnerving on all fronts. worse yet was the sudden obsolescence of small firearm when there's no moon and its dark enough not to see your own hand, much less the enemy. it was rock paper scissors, and the beasts had won. the sidearm wasn't along for four legged animals anyway, but the ones with two.

the idea of arm wrestling the thing in total darkness over a few beef jerky seemed appealing - potential for comedy and instant youtube sensation - but recording my own death with flashlight & camera ultimately made little sense. so we retreated inward to happier thoughts- kittens, sunsets, learning to ride bike as a kid. at dawn we inspected the dreadful war zone, even the oranges had been peeled to near perfection. a half mile away we found our packs, cleaned out save for a camera and few dishes that had holes punched in them deep enough to ruin.

after the minor stumble the first night, the rest of the trip was quite spectacular, including a stop in yosemite on the way home. with a nod to HST, it is these moments in these places that remind what life was supposed to be like.


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#445847 - 08/29/09 06:07 PM Re: Your last vacation?
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Ha ha, nice Mark, but you came back alive! Did you hang your food? I want to see some pics!

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#445848 - 08/29/09 06:25 PM Re: Your last vacation?
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Excellent question Floof.. Kinda scary actually.
I was just about to advise him to offer his old lady the camping on a string experience. That is the food and your sweet ass will be safe up there on the first branch of the tree.

That story should buy you at least 2 solid days of peace and quiet.
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#445849 - 08/29/09 06:36 PM Re: Your last vacation?
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No bears in Kansas. I did have a raccoon make off with a whole bag of potato chips out of the back of my truck once though.
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#445850 - 08/29/09 08:04 PM Re: Your last vacation?
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I went to france in early 2002. That was my last vacation.
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#445851 - 08/29/09 08:26 PM Re: Your last vacation?
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Registered: 09/19/05
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Went to visit the 'rents in FL in February. Maybe I will look up Desi Foxx during my next visit.

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#445852 - 08/29/09 08:40 PM Re: Your last vacation?
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I spent some time in a cottage on lake Huron in June.
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#445853 - 08/29/09 08:45 PM Re: Your last vacation?
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Registered: 04/24/08
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I went to Munich and Rome last October.

Munich

Marienplatz (St Mary's Square)


Rome

Trevi Fountain


Both beautiful cities. Highly recomended.
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#445854 - 08/29/09 11:42 PM Re: Your last vacation?
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Ha ha, nice Mark, but you came back alive! Did you hang your food? I want to see some pics!




yeah we hung things up but not high enough- they have a mean reach when on their hind legs and we slacked. as far as being alive i never worried about a predatory event, since black bears are mostly vegetarian, but the thought does cross your mind. the mothers of course can get a bit hysterical and won't hesitate to cave your head in if you're up to stupidity like taking group shots cheek to cheek with baby for your facebook.

yellowstone on the other hand, that's a bit different game- grizzlies will drag you off in the night to meet the messiah, even from a large group if you're unlucky enough, and no one is going to be doing anything but listen to you scream for the next 60-90 minutes off in the distance. it's relatively rare but happens and we read about it and it becomes a big deal.

happy camping!

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#445855 - 08/30/09 05:37 AM Re: Your last vacation?
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We went to Costa Rica last fall...I posted pics here somewhere. we are thinking about going to portland, ME next weekend to eat some lobster.

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#445856 - 08/30/09 08:58 AM Re: Your last vacation?
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Mark, we need more pics of the blonde disrobing. Women showing off in nature is fucking hot.

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#445857 - 08/30/09 11:36 AM Re: Your last vacation?
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Mine last vacation (though not really a vacation) was spent in Moskau Russia. Haven't been camping in a really long time- last time I went was on a high school trip; to Africa. My friend woke up and found a puddle of water outside our tent and began to wash his face with it; then suddenly he shot up and exclaimed "this water smells weird." We looked up and our entire camp site was surrounded by baboons. The "puddle of water" just happened to be baboon piss.
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#445858 - 08/30/09 02:09 PM Re: Your last vacation?
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Hey Mark, do these look familiar to you? The mommy, stick up her ass, baby bear and all?.



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#445859 - 08/30/09 02:38 PM Re: Your last vacation?
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#445860 - 08/30/09 02:43 PM Re: Your last vacation?
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I was in very rural New brunswick last week, hence my lack of posts. It was hardly a vacation. Fuckin' family.....
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#445861 - 09/02/09 12:01 PM Re: Your last vacation?
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Spain, the beaches East of Malaga. Pics on my other laptop. Great place to spend lots of time seeing some incredible architecture and history. Gave thought to retiring there.
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#445862 - 09/02/09 06:19 PM Re: Your last vacation?
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We're headed to Maine for the weekend. I'm not sure long weekends count as vacation but we intend to make it count.

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#445863 - 09/02/09 06:48 PM Re: Your last vacation?
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Hell yeah it counts. I'm taking Thursday, Friday, and Tuesday off. I'd call six days a good vacation, even if I only go to the lake.


Edited by have2cit (09/02/09 07:10 PM)

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#445864 - 09/02/09 08:50 PM Re: Your last vacation?
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We're headed to Maine for the weekend. I'm not sure long weekends count as vacation but we intend to make it count.




Absolutely. Those are the most important kind, no?. Why wait for that one or two weeks once a year to take the big formal trip somewhere with flights and hotels and the female buzzing around filling up seven suitcases. Some shorter hauls for more frequent changes of perspective throughout the year and you're adding bonus time on your lifespan. Like lasting that extra year in agony with cancer- something to look forward to.

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#445865 - 09/04/09 04:30 PM Re: Your last vacation?
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Oh my god, a vacation thread, dont let Biff see this, he will think you are all lying and bragging about going away.

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#445866 - 09/04/09 06:04 PM Re: Your last vacation?
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We're headed to Maine for the weekend. I'm not sure long weekends count as vacation but we intend to make it count.




Fuck... he's probably already gone but if not.. Bornyo... hit Bayleys in Scarborough. I don't care what the idiots at the other place told you, that is as fresh as it gets. You can watch the boats come in and offload the lobster while you eat.
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#445867 - 09/04/09 06:17 PM Re: Your last vacation?
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Ah Bornyo, I envy your trip to Maine. It's on my short list of places to visit.

My last vacation was Austin back in February. Pics and stuff here if anybody's innir'estd

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#445868 - 09/07/09 04:01 PM Re: Your last vacation?
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We're back. We stayed in downtown Portland and hoofed it everywhere. I don;t care if I don't eat any more lobster for months. We took a ferry over to Peak's Island yesterday and had a good time over there.

The weather was beautiful and the people were very friendly. It's amazing what you can get with a Southern accent.

I only had one incident in a restaurant/bar on Saturday night. The waitress had put the Alabama-Va Tech game on the TV for me and some yo-yo came in and asked her to change it to some stupid Big 12 game. He proceeded to tell me the Big 12 was better than the SEC and ACC combined. My wife interceded and the waitress gave me a smile and told the guy "no dice- it stays for the nice man from the South".

The women in Maine were but ugly. I took to calling them Maineyaks because they all looked like pack animals.

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#445869 - 09/07/09 07:20 PM Re: Your last vacation?
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welcome back dude.
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#445870 - 09/07/09 07:28 PM Re: Your last vacation?
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Got back from the Windsor Court Hotel in New Orleans to visit the significant other.

I recommend it very highly. If you get a suite you get access to the "Club Level" which provides free alcohol and food.

I had an absolute blast and recommend it highly!

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#445871 - 09/07/09 11:33 PM Re: Your last vacation?
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The women in Maine were but ugly. I took to calling them Maineyaks because they all looked like pack animals.




no doubt- any girl with options leaves town on a bullet train. you've never seen anyone move so fast. what stays behind you could hook a plow to and they're not even alarmed by it. probably instinct.

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#445872 - 09/09/09 11:54 AM Re: Your last vacation?
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I only had one incident in a restaurant/bar on Saturday night. The waitress had put the Alabama-Va Tech game on the TV for me and some yo-yo came in and asked her to change it to some stupid Big 12 game. He proceeded to tell me the Big 12 was better than the SEC and ACC combined. My wife interceded and the waitress gave me a smile and told the guy "no dice- it stays for the nice man from the South".







Change it to the Georgia-Oklahoma St. game and everyone is happy.
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