Mine last vacation (though not really a vacation) was spent in
Moskau Russia. Haven't been camping in a really long time- last time I went was on a high school trip; to Africa. My friend woke up and found a puddle of water outside our tent and began to wash his face with it; then suddenly he shot up and exclaimed "this water smells weird." We looked up and our entire camp site was surrounded by baboons. The "puddle of water" just happened to be baboon piss.
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I hit her with the hammer on top of the head. She made a lot of noise and kept on making noise, so I hit her again.