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a good whore wouldnt have to resort to sob stories to get $ out of you burg
a good whore would just get $ out of you
it wouldnt take a sob story to get it

pay as you go is a much safer way to play
buy now get it later does not work out well
ever
dont do that

love, pretty







Yes, well HENCE my semi-sarcastic self effacing hypothetical cautionary blurb about me hiring someone with Willie's forensic skills to VERIFY if half the shit I am told is even HALF true BEFORE I pay any whore anything. I said I GET these sob stories somewhat often, I didnt say i BELIEVE them or act upon them.

In fact, if you have done your XPT Burglar research you will find that, a LONG time ago (circa 1995) when I had met the Whore-of-my-life just as I was attaining (or sinking to) my level in life, I had adopted the motto of NEVER EVER lending money to whores-in-need...when one of them asks me for HELP (i.e. Money) I do one of two things: I either set up and perpetrate some sort of act(s) of debauchery right then and there and pay her FOR THAT (with maybe a little extra tip just cuz I am Burglar), OR, if she is special and a friend, I will GIVE her whatever I can afford and/or think she deserves given the situation and how believable (or verifiable) it is. It is a GIFT which I never ever want or expect back. I find this builds whore/brand loyalty, and since the whore MUST be special to be in this position, I WILL see her again, and you can bet your axels and wheelie bars that I will have my mind BLOWN with some sort of sick nasty fucking awesome act of sexual abandon and perversion by her.

Only Burg experts know who the Whore-of-my life was....but I can honestly say, after I "GAVE" her a few helping handfuls of cash at the right times in her life, subsequent rendezvous' almost turned me into a sex addict (or more specifically, a "Jerk-off-into-a-gorgeous-whore's-open-mouth-addict", OR, in other words, Brandon I-ron)...ALMOST...fortunately I discovered this class of drugs called Opiates at age 3 when I had my first of 26 surgeries and/or fractures. and double fortunately, soon after in the late 90s, porn spawned a whole genre and generation of vicarious jerk off-methadone starring glorious cum gobblers like our very own Gian Jerkinz and many others. My life is complete now, but I do miss terribly the whore-of-my-life.
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