Seriously, Chub Chub...food poisoning again? Once again, 2% chance it's real...98% chance it was the deadly Smirnoff Malaria. You gotta be more creative than that.



Chub Chub, try out these new fake illnesses/diseases

(i) Fake Ebola-Zaire

(ii) Fake Gen-Padova-cancer

(iii) Fake Herpes..oh wait, you already got that one...scratch

(iv) Fake Bulimia

(v) other, perverse, suggestions ____________________________________________

And by the way Chubbers, I checked the Maricopa County property records. You own no house, either in your name or in your business' name. In fact, you don't even have a business registered with the Arizona Corporation Commission. Unless your suitcase fiancee is trying to pull a Jay Grdina on you...stupid whore.