Why do I get the feeling someday soon, a young enterprising 18 year old virgin with a whore's sex drive will come up with the idea of sailing (or flying if her first name is Amelia) around the world while losing her Virginity somewhere along the way....it will be a contest to determine who gets to be the passenger/stuntdick-cherry popper on either the plane or boat, and there will be a side contest/auction to allow interested perverts to determine WHERE and/or in what country/time zone she gets her cherry popped....The entire exploit will be filmed of course, which will later prompt lawsuits from sexually frustrated viewers who complain that the 17 minutes of bloody, crappy sex is buried amidst 46 hours of footage depicting the rest of the voyage, including the part where the girl touches down in Reno (or docks in Seattle) to meet with Dennis Hof and give the fat pimp his cut of the deal since he claims infringement on anyone trying to sell sex in the open market and especially involving virgin auctions. In a surprise plot twist and Artistic Spontaneous Expression, the 18 year old now-former virgin tosses the Stunt-cherry popper and his still-bloody pulsating penis overboard (or out the plane) RIGHT after he fucks her and ejaculates accidentally inside of her ignoring her sultry requests to "feed me, c'mon shoot it in my mouth.....Drench Me! Drench Me!" :Bananablackwidowgianjerkinz:
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Are you gonna eat that?