They just aprehanded the Jewish guy less than 2 hours ago, I took shot this photo because I had the camera with me :

This makes me think how amazing it is that Seth Putnam is still alive. His body must be mostly drugs, alcohol and twinkie filling by now.

I love your avatar. But the puppy's shades mostly. I heard the song "Sunglases At Night" earlier, they played it in between bands. LoL. I had too many diffferent kinds of drinks and waayy too much of them on an empty stomach. Later some fat cow (no not HER. Another one.) was swinging her batwings towards me, "Shorty". She was liek having a seizure and/or dancing. I just barely stood there with my eyes barely open. Then I had an awkward moment with some guy who I later realized was Greg from CSI. There was a trash can in between us and no talking. Twice.


The highlight of my night was when some guy pointed at my BF behind his back and said, "man, that guy looks and dresses like a total Douchebag." While TWISTING HIS OWN MUSTACHE!!!



There might be some irony to that sign. Still unsure. It's the only pic I took because we headed straight to the bar and after that I couldn't take pics or even drink from a straw properly. I don't imagine calling a cab and telling the driver how to get me home would end well. I'll pass out now. Thanks.

Hi Electro. Last weekend when I drunk that malt liquor/beer and jug of sangria I hadn't eaten much either. I woke up at about 4:30 from sleeping on the couch and went to take a piss. I felt a feeling while pissing from the core of my body spreading out to top of my head to the end of my toes like I morphed into pure dog shit, haha! I was sure I was going to puke but amazingly somehow didn't (probably would have been better if I had to get rid of toxins).

It's probably hypocritical and/or ironic to make fun of Seth Putnam when he's one of my all time favorite screamers and my own blood stream is probably %95 marinara sauce by this point....At least I don't need a walker from overdosing on ambian. Lol on you Seth!

Who the fuck is Seth Putnam? I was making fun of my now ex bf and the cow with batwings. Mostly him. I think I slept, for 10-20. I am wide awake again.


I haven't overdosed. Yet.


- DJ eS


Edit. 10 - 15 secs til' P.D.B.eS.

Putnam is the scumbag/asshole singer of Anal Cunt/Full Blown AIDS and a 100 other bands and guest appearances of varying levels of shittiness.(probably most well known out side of grindcore circles for doing backing vocals on Pantera's "The Great Southern Trendkill" album. He also did vocals on the Today Is The Day Song "Butterflies") He had a penchant for violent shows including hurling solid objects like chairs into the audience, strangling people with the microphone cable and randomly running into the audience and punching people along with general property destruction of any venue they played at. Kind of like G.G. Allin light. One of my all time favorite musicians. After 20+ years of writing songs like "I Became A Rape Crisis Counselor To Tell Women They Asked For It", "You Were Too Ugly To Rape, So I Beat The Shit Out Of You", "I Went Back In Time And Voted For Hitler" and "Conor Clapton Committed Suicide Because His Father Sucked" He got depressed and swallowed a box of ambian sleeping pills which put him into a coma for 2 months.....His legs now only kind of work and he walks mostly with a cane or a walker. Anal Cunt played the first ever live rendition of their song "You're In A Coma" with Putnam announcing "about 10 years ago we wrote this song about how gay it is to be in a comma,...then I really was in a comma and it really was gay to be in a comma...here's 'You're In A Comma'"

I'll have to get back to reading that ^ some other time. I wont make any promises. ATM.