Burg, you just described what I call "plastic people". And that picture is a plastic person, too.

I prefer the company of other pornhounds, ex-drunks, or radio geeks. We ain't pretty, but we're real.

-Chuck, Vegetarian fanboy

On edit - and that poor plasticated dog would be in heaven on a 3 day backpacking trip with me 'n' Emo.