I hate little teeny tiny dogs that insecure women bring with them everywhere. ESPECIALLY in their fucking purse or whatever the fuck that stupid thing is that the animal is sitting in. I wait fior the day when one gets too close to me inside Trader Joes, and I drop kick the tiny bastard five aisles.

Just kidding. I really love dogs...but serously, isn't that shit annoying??

Hey lady, your purse is sniffing my ass...