[quoteSo if we don't find any porn in his house and only Jesus crap, can we blame religion, Shelly would want it that way!

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Wouldn't need much porn what with an 11-28 year-old sex slave in the back yard.

Would instead have several Bibles, underlining Holy passages such as this:

"King Solomon loved, in addition to the daughter of Pharaoh, many foreign woman, Moabite, Ammonite, Edomite, Sidonian and Hittite women, from the nations concerning which the Lord had warned the Israelites. "You must not cohabit with them, nor they with you, for they will certainly turn your hearts to their gods". Solomon held fast to them in love. He had 700 official wives and 300 concubines...."

AWESOME!!!