Your chubby-chasing idea was taken under advisement but rejected. I may not be the best talent-picker (or the thinnest) but it's tough to take advice from guys like you and Delanjoos, he of the now-famous "her tits are too big" criticism. You make as much sense as a grimacing, wincing Gokkun girl saying "I love cum!" as she involuntarily wretches.

Seriously, where are the guys who just enjoy seeing a fresh face every once in a while? Rodney Moore built an empire off of this type of talent.