Pipe Dream: I'm a huge fan of Belladonna and Tory Lane. They each have their own thing going for them. It's real for them and it translates as real for me, too. I love those women. Let's be honest about how many other performers are out there, though, and who can compare to them. Few. Very few.

Production is often about rolling the dice with someone you are meeting for the first time and seeing what can happen. It's awkward, messy, and there is a little smegma involved. Don't ask me why. There just is.

Occasionally, however, you are firing on all cylinders and so is the deer in the headlights. She doesn't care about the camera or the size of the check. She's as eager to go out of the gate as you are. That's cool. That's unrehearsed. That's porno.

E.Y., keep the KY. You'll need it. Your standards are way too high or you are just a young buck. It has to be one or the other. Didn't you hear the speech in Chasing Amy about the sweet not tasting as sweet without the sour? Of course not. You were watching Fashion TV begging for Naomi Campbell to look in the camera while your pants were around your ankles.

Gimme Chloe and her round ass with a Silvera-salivating pinprick asshole anyday. Gimme Tanner Mayes acting like a wild ass and being a fun, young toy.