I’m not an ad man. Sure, I pitch my sites and I hope the content is enjoyed. It’s not for everyone, that’s for sure. Some “normal” people may not even be able to say “bukkake” without blushing.

No matter.

The people at Immodium are running a contest that leaves my mouth sphincterishly agape. A contest for diarrhea…..really! Now, I love assholes as much as the next guy. I just don’t want to judge competitions about when they don’t function properly.

Must be the worst ad agency ever! But for 5K I can sure make up a shit my pants story for their "crappy" contest.

I was disqualified and told that suffering from verbal diarrhea wasn't what they were looking for.

Somebody block Panzer from being able to post in this thread?

^Really?. If I hadn't looked thrice, I wouldn't have known OP was Brandon.