Lou Holtz may run for congress. This is ridiculous. He has a speech impediment. He's as dumb as the retard black kids he used to recruit and set up with classes in fingerpainting.

There is precedent. Digger Phelps said he wanted to run for president when he quit coaching. He said he "would coach the country".

For his sake, I hope he runs his campaign better than he ran the Jets. He's about 1000 years old too. Fuck him, NEXT.

P.S. Notre Dame doeasn't take in retards. That's why Urban Meyer went to coach FL, rather than ND. They wouldn't allow him "academic exemptions" to field a quality team. ND is about "scholar athletes", according to their AD. That's why they suck, not the fat guy coaching.

I think the fat guy contributes plenty to the teams' suckage.