Meet the Parents…..no, not the Ben Stiller/Robert DeNiro movie. I’m talking about meeting my parents. Look, we’ve known each other for a while now, right? You seem serious and I’d like to take this to the next level if you don’t mind.

I’ve been away for a few years, of course, and it was a little difficult paddling my canoe north of the Queen Charlotte Islands, but — finally! — I made it. Mom, Dad, and I enjoyed a traditional Canadian dinner of roast narwhal and everyone laughed when Dad put on a polar bear skin and snuck up behind Mom. Some things never get old….



Feel free to take the tour of www.brandoniron.com to see what other kinds of celebrations have occured lately. Enjoy!

Do your parents know what you do?

I mean granted, having a son in porn is probably less distasteful to parents than a daughter. Especially if they are also entrepreneurs like yourself.

I wouldn't necessarily berate a son that made $$$ by dropping his load into the mouths of pretty coeds daily.

Especially if those coeds are white. Why do you black guys like to ruin white girls? I guess for the same reason you like to ruin white neighborhoods.

Brandon, post pics of your mom.

i think this guy is finally breaking down. i've seen girls in straight jackets spitting blood that made more sense.

This thread sucks.

You guys have something against roast narwhal?

You should have photoshopped you riding that horrible rubber snake prop that went viral on Youtube instead of that kayak. Much more believable.