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#445150 - 08/26/09 08:04 AM TED KENNEDY HAS FINALLY TAKEN HIS PLACE IN HELL
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I'm sure Mary Jo Kopechne is kicking him in the balls and dunking the scumbags head in a toilet. While Marylin Monroe is taking turns banging Jack and Bobby with a big black strap on. FUCK THE KENNEDYS!
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#445151 - 08/26/09 08:07 AM Re: TED KENNEDY HAS FINALLY TAKEN HIS PLACE IN HELL
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I concur.
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#445152 - 08/26/09 08:28 AM Re: TED KENNEDY HAS FINALLY TAKEN HIS PLACE IN HELL
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oh boy i can tell this thread is going to be a genius fest!

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#445153 - 08/26/09 08:28 AM Re: TED KENNEDY HAS FINALLY TAKEN HIS PLACE IN HELL
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You guys are so cruel! I don't know how you can see another persons death as good........Oh, wait a minute! This is Ted Kennedy.... never mind.

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#445154 - 08/26/09 10:58 AM Re: TED KENNEDY HAS FINALLY TAKEN HIS PLACE IN HELL
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#445155 - 08/26/09 11:36 AM Re: TED KENNEDY HAS FINALLY TAKEN HIS PLACE IN HELL
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^^^^You must be really old?
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#445156 - 08/26/09 11:54 AM Re: TED KENNEDY HAS FINALLY TAKEN HIS PLACE IN HELL
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^^^^You must be really old?




REALLY OLD INDEED!!!!

the good outlook...I can stop hearing about MICHAEL JACKSON for 5 minutes!!!

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#445157 - 08/26/09 12:01 PM Re: TED KENNEDY HAS FINALLY TAKEN HIS PLACE IN HELL
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^^^^You must be really old?




REALLY OLD INDEED!!!!

the good outlook...I can stop hearing about MICHAEL JACKSON for 5 minutes!!!




Sorry, couldn't help it. Unexpectedly got the day off from work and I'm giddy and bored. Dangerous combination!!
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#445158 - 08/26/09 12:24 PM Re: TED KENNEDY HAS FINALLY TAKEN HIS PLACE IN HELL
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Several books I've read have described how he felt entitled to fuck any woman he wanted (including the wives and daughters of close friends) and thought they should feel flattered to receive a crude advance from him. One was the diary of HR Haldeman. Ted was famous for pinning women to the wall when they had the misfortune of being alone with him in an elevator. It only ended when he became to fat to get it up.
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#445159 - 08/26/09 12:27 PM Re: TED KENNEDY HAS FINALLY TAKEN HIS PLACE IN HELL
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It is sunny outside and very low humidity.

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#445160 - 08/26/09 12:28 PM Re: TED KENNEDY HAS FINALLY TAKEN HIS PLACE IN HELL
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Several books I've read have described how he felt entitled to fuck any woman and thought they should feel flattered to receive a crude advance from him. One was the diary of HR Haldeman. Ted was famous for pinning women to the wall when they had the misfortune of being alone with him in an elevator. It only ended when he became to fat to get it up.





you cant be alone on an elevator on capitol hill...they have the congressional pages who push the buttons for you....

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#445161 - 08/26/09 12:53 PM Re: TED KENNEDY HAS FINALLY TAKEN HIS PLACE IN HELL
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I am ashamed I didn't think to put one of these in my original post. Give Me Convenience or Give Me Death is an all time favorite of mine.
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#445162 - 08/26/09 01:09 PM Re: TED KENNEDY HAS FINALLY TAKEN HIS PLACE IN HELL
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I am ashamed I didn't think to put one of these in my original post. Give Me Convenience or Give Me Death is an all time favorite of mine.





i see your post count as 666...................YES!

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#445163 - 08/26/09 01:47 PM Re: TED KENNEDY HAS FINALLY TAKEN HIS PLACE IN HEL
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I'm sure Mary Jo Kopechne is kicking him in the balls and dunking the scumbags head in a toilet. While Marylin Monroe is taking turns banging Jack and Bobby with a big black strap on. FUCK THE KENNEDYS!




Why would Mary Jo be in hell?
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#445164 - 08/26/09 02:14 PM Re: TED KENNEDY HAS FINALLY TAKEN HIS PLACE IN HEL
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Because making Ted miserable would be her heaven.
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#445165 - 08/26/09 03:46 PM Re: TED KENNEDY HAS FINALLY TAKEN HIS PLACE IN HELL
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Several books I've read have described how he felt entitled to fuck any woman and thought they should feel flattered to receive a crude advance from him. One was the diary of HR Haldeman. Ted was famous for pinning women to the wall when they had the misfortune of being alone with him in an elevator. It only ended when he became to fat to get it up.





you cant be alone on an elevator on capitol hill...they have the congressional pages who push the buttons for you....





Good point, Einstein! Because he was a senator, he was never on any elevator that wasn't a capital elevator.
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#445166 - 08/26/09 04:12 PM Re: TED KENNEDY HAS FINALLY TAKEN HIS PLACE IN HELL
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Ted Kennedy was a great champion for liberal/progressive causes. It is wrong for you to wish him ill in the afterlife.

Reast in peace, Teddy. You will be missed. And hopefully these Democrats in the Senate will get their act together so we can have meaningful health care reform with a STRONG government-run public option. Your legacy deserves nothing less.


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#445167 - 08/26/09 04:17 PM Re: TED KENNEDY HAS FINALLY TAKEN HIS PLACE IN HELL
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Ted Kennedy was a great champion for liberal/progressive causes. It is wrong for you to wish him ill in the afterlife.

Reast in peace, Teddy. You will be missed. And hopefully these Democrats in the Senate will get their act together so we can have meaningful health care reform with a STRONG government-run public option. Your legacy deserves nothing less.







Do you kjnow why Jackie Robinson endorsed Nixon over Kennedy. He met both men, Only Nixon, the son of a grocer, would shake his hand and look him in the eye. Kennedy thought he was too superior. That's the limo liberal mindset. You are worthless and hopeless. You need them to be your saviors. All they ask is that you don't think, march lock step and kiss their asses with statements like "Ted Kennedy was a great champion for liberal/progressive causes. It is wrong for you to wish him ill in the afterlife."

Reast in peace, Teddy. You will be missed. And hopefully these Democrats in the Senate will get their act together so we can have meaningful health care reform with a STRONG government-run public option. Your legacy deserves nothing less."
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#445168 - 08/26/09 04:34 PM Re: TED KENNEDY HAS FINALLY TAKEN HIS PLACE IN HELL
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Ted Kennedy was a great champion for liberal/progressive causes. It is wrong for you to wish him ill in the afterlife.

Reast in peace, Teddy. You will be missed. And hopefully these Democrats in the Senate will get their act together so we can have meaningful health care reform with a STRONG government-run public option. Your legacy deserves nothing less.







Do you kjnow why Jackie Robinson endorsed Nixon over Kennedy. He met both men, Only Nixon, the son of a grocer, would shake his hand and look him in the eye. Kennedy thought he was too superior. That's the limo liberal mindset. You are worthless and hopeless. You need them to be your saviors. All they ask is that you don't think, march lock step and kiss their asses ...





Yeah, but Nixon also thought that abortion was justified if a white woman was pregnant with a black baby. It was on one of those recently released Nixon tapes. I was pretty shocked actually. I didn't actually think Nixon was THAT bad, even though he supported the dreaded and divisive "Southern Strategy".

Now I won't deny that there are so-called "limo liberals", who project a sort of "oh, those poor negroes!"-kind of elitism. But if their policies do help in reducing poverty and creating more positive opportunities for young black males, then I don't care if they did it for the wrong reasons. The end result is the same.


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#445169 - 08/26/09 04:37 PM Re: TED KENNEDY HAS FINALLY TAKEN HIS PLACE IN HELL
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#445170 - 08/26/09 04:41 PM Re: TED KENNEDY HAS FINALLY TAKEN HIS PLACE IN HELL
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nixon took the US off the Gold standard.


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#445171 - 08/26/09 04:46 PM Re: TED KENNEDY HAS FINALLY TAKEN HIS PLACE IN HELL
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nixon took the US off the Gold standard.





Yeah, that just gets the goat of all the Ron Paul fans.

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#445172 - 08/26/09 05:16 PM Re: TED KENNEDY HAS FINALLY TAKEN HIS PLACE IN HELL
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Ted Kennedy was a great champion for liberal/progressive causes. It is wrong for you to wish him ill in the afterlife.




Really, I'm not here to argue the guys politics. He was up for the highest bidder like the rest of them. I don't like him because he was a shit human being, just like his father and brothers. Are there any high profile Kennedy's left in politics? Caroline proved to stupid to be shoe horned into senate. That Shriver broad I guess, she gobbles Governor cum. Puts her on the same level as Ashley Dupree.
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#445173 - 08/26/09 05:54 PM Re: TED KENNEDY HAS FINALLY TAKEN HIS PLACE IN HEL
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I'm sure Mary Jo Kopechne is kicking him in the balls and dunking the scumbags head in a toilet. While Marylin Monroe is taking turns banging Jack and Bobby with a big black strap on. FUCK THE KENNEDYS!




Why would Mary Jo be in hell?



She was pregnant out of wedlock, that's a one way ticket to hell for a catholic girl.

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#445174 - 08/26/09 06:50 PM Re: TED KENNEDY HAS FINALLY TAKEN HIS PLACE IN HEL
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I was wondering the other day if the name "Toby" is the least likely name for a black guy in America. I'm sure some family out there hadn't seen Roots and accidentally named their kid Toby though.
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#445175 - 08/26/09 07:53 PM Re: TED KENNEDY HAS FINALLY TAKEN HIS PLACE IN HELL
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nixon took the US off the Gold standard.





Yeah, that just gets the goat of all the Ron Paul fans.





Yeah, because only Ron Paul fans favor a currency backed by something tangible.
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#445176 - 08/26/09 08:54 PM Re: TED KENNEDY HAS FINALLY TAKEN HIS PLACE IN HEL
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I was wondering the other day if the name "Toby" is the least likely name for a black guy in America. I'm sure some family out there hadn't seen Roots and accidentally named their kid Toby though.




Toby Tritone
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#445177 - 08/26/09 09:04 PM Re: TED KENNEDY HAS FINALLY TAKEN HIS PLACE IN HELL
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nixon took the US off the Gold standard.





Yeah, that just gets the goat of all the Ron Paul fans.





Yeah, because only Ron Paul fans favor a currency backed by something tangible.




Barter system, baby! I'd trade my computer skills for sex, food, clothing.


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#445178 - 08/26/09 10:06 PM Re: TED KENNEDY HAS FINALLY TAKEN HIS PLACE IN HELL
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^^^^You must be really old?




Nah, Kid. But here's a towel to dry behind the ears.


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the good outlook...I can stop hearing about MICHAEL JACKSON for 5 minutes!!!




FUCKING AMEN!!!

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#445179 - 08/27/09 02:38 AM Re: TED KENNEDY HAS FINALLY TAKEN HIS PLACE IN HEL
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Teddy was a total political train wreck who never accomplished anything.
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#445180 - 08/27/09 03:59 AM Re: TED KENNEDY HAS FINALLY TAKEN HIS PLACE IN HEL
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was it the kennedys that were busy with the kind of debauchery that included eating scrambled eggs off whores' tits in the mornings? or do i have that mixed up with frank sinatra's vegas benders.

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#445181 - 08/27/09 04:03 AM Re: TED KENNEDY HAS FINALLY TAKEN HIS PLACE IN HEL
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Michelle and I were heartbroken to learn this morning of the death of our dear friend, Senator Ted Kennedy.

For nearly five decades, virtually every major piece of legislation to advance the civil rights, health and economic well-being of the American people bore his name and resulted from his efforts.

His ideas and ideals are stamped on scores of laws and reflected in millions of lives -- in seniors who know new dignity; in families that know new opportunity; in children who know education's promise; and in all who can pursue their dream in an America that is more equal and more just, including me.

In the United States Senate, I can think of no one who engendered greater respect or affection from members of both sides of the aisle. His seriousness of purpose was perpetually matched by humility, warmth and good cheer. He battled passionately on the Senate floor for the causes that he held dear, and yet still maintained warm friendships across party lines. And that's one reason he became not only one of the greatest senators of our time, but one of the most accomplished Americans ever to serve our democracy.

I personally valued his wise counsel in the Senate, where, regardless of the swirl of events, he always had time for a new colleague. I cherished his confidence and momentous support in my race for the Presidency. And even as he waged a valiant struggle with a mortal illness, I've benefited as President from his encouragement and wisdom.

His fight gave us the opportunity we were denied when his brothers John and Robert were taken from us: the blessing of time to say thank you and goodbye. The outpouring of love, gratitude and fond memories to which we've all borne witness is a testament to the way this singular figure in American history touched so many lives.

For America, he was a defender of a dream. For his family, he was a guardian. Our hearts and prayers go out to them today -- to his wonderful wife, Vicki, his children Ted Jr., Patrick and Kara, his grandchildren and his extended family.

Today, our country mourns. We say goodbye to a friend and a true leader who challenged us all to live out our noblest values. And we give thanks for his memory, which inspires us still.
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#445182 - 08/27/09 05:04 AM Re: TED KENNEDY HAS FINALLY TAKEN HIS PLACE IN HELL
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Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
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Barter system, baby! I'd trade my computer skills for sex, food, clothing.





Race baiting is a marketable skill?

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#445183 - 08/27/09 06:41 AM Re: TED KENNEDY HAS FINALLY TAKEN HIS PLACE IN HEL
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Registered: 03/22/07
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Quote:

Michelle and I were heartbroken to learn this morning of the death of our dear friend, Senator Ted Kennedy.

For nearly five decades, virtually every major piece of legislation to advance the civil rights, health and economic well-being of the American people bore his name and resulted from his efforts.

His ideas and ideals are stamped on scores of laws and reflected in millions of lives -- in seniors who know new dignity; in families that know new opportunity; in children who know education's promise; and in all who can pursue their dream in an America that is more equal and more just, including me.

In the United States Senate, I can think of no one who engendered greater respect or affection from members of both sides of the aisle. His seriousness of purpose was perpetually matched by humility, warmth and good cheer. He battled passionately on the Senate floor for the causes that he held dear, and yet still maintained warm friendships across party lines. And that's one reason he became not only one of the greatest senators of our time, but one of the most accomplished Americans ever to serve our democracy.

I personally valued his wise counsel in the Senate, where, regardless of the swirl of events, he always had time for a new colleague. I cherished his confidence and momentous support in my race for the Presidency. And even as he waged a valiant struggle with a mortal illness, I've benefited as President from his encouragement and wisdom.

His fight gave us the opportunity we were denied when his brothers John and Robert were taken from us: the blessing of time to say thank you and goodbye. The outpouring of love, gratitude and fond memories to which we've all borne witness is a testament to the way this singular figure in American history touched so many lives.

For America, he was a defender of a dream. For his family, he was a guardian. Our hearts and prayers go out to them today -- to his wonderful wife, Vicki, his children Ted Jr., Patrick and Kara, his grandchildren and his extended family.

Today, our country mourns. We say goodbye to a friend and a true leader who challenged us all to live out our noblest values. And we give thanks for his memory, which inspires us still.




POTUS have you checked to see what your cut of the estate is going to be. After all, according to Chris Matthews you are now the last Kennedy brother.
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#445184 - 08/27/09 08:40 AM Re: TED KENNEDY HAS FINALLY TAKEN HIS PLACE IN HEL
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Chivas Regal stock just went down a few points.



RIP Ted

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#445185 - 08/27/09 03:49 PM Re: TED KENNEDY HAS FINALLY TAKEN HIS PLACE IN HELL
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I saw them in 85 in Montreal. They were total assholes to the kids afterwards. i saw Husker Du the next weekend and they hung out and shot the shit with everybody before and after the show.
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#445186 - 08/27/09 07:02 PM Re: TED KENNEDY HAS FINALLY TAKEN HIS PLACE IN HELL
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#445187 - 08/27/09 07:43 PM Re: TED KENNEDY HAS FINALLY TAKEN HIS PLACE IN HEL
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Chivas Regal stock just went down a few points.



RIP Ted




Chivas is a blend. Not a good Scotch.

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