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#444763 - 08/23/09 09:57 AM Fat cow meltdown on adt
gokkunfan Offline
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There's fucking hot BBW




and just plain obese blobs of fat. 5'3 and 200 lbs?




I wouldn't hit that if I was paid $2000


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#444764 - 08/23/09 10:59 AM Re: Fat cow meltdown on adt
Crocodile Offline
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Posts: 2056
Where is the alleged "meldown"?
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#444766 - 08/23/09 02:54 PM Re: Fat cow meltdown on adt
Dick Dastardly Offline
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Dude, seriously, must you fucking use Fapomatic.com as a host for everything? Your shitty thumbnail of the ADT clipping was worthless & illegible.
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#444767 - 08/23/09 03:10 PM Re: Fat cow meltdown on adt
charin Offline
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Registered: 07/15/05
Posts: 5290
Loc: Dayton
Quote:

You shitty thumbnail of the ADT clipping was worthless & illegible.


Classic.

I understand the BBW market. Whores fuck ugly strangers and sometimes get off on how filthy it is, so, if a guy is horny enough, and the thought of even going at it with a plumper gets a good fantasy going, a BBW flick can be an enjoyable thing.

Then again, maybe not.

-Chuck, Vegetarian fanboy
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#444768 - 08/23/09 04:24 PM Re: Fat cow meltdown on adt
freestylah Offline
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Quote:







Looks like pretty's mom or older sister!
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#444769 - 08/23/09 04:43 PM Re: Fat cow meltdown on adt
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#444770 - 08/23/09 04:56 PM Re: Fat cow meltdown on adt
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Hoggin


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#444771 - 08/23/09 05:05 PM Re: Fat cow meltdown on adt
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Quote:

Dude, seriously, must you fucking use Fapomatic.com as a host for everything? You shitty thumbnail of the ADT clipping was worthless & illegible.




Seconded. I HATE that fucking site! Why are the files in your posts always linked to it??
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#444772 - 08/23/09 09:24 PM Re: Fat cow meltdown on adt
cameronkeys Offline
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Posts: 997
Loc: FL
Quote:

Some swear that there is a market for those fat pieces of shit, but I strongly disagree.



there's a market for everything. Whatever bizarre, nasty, or seemingly random thing you can think of...someone, somewhere is getting off to it!
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#444773 - 08/24/09 12:21 AM Re: Fat cow meltdown on adt
Claude Goddard Offline
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Registered: 06/16/07
Posts: 2512
Loc: Slumberland
I can't make out the screen grab...

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#444774 - 08/24/09 08:31 AM Re: Fat cow meltdown on adt
delanoojos Offline
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Posts: 890
Loc: Midwest / Florida
Quote:

Quote:







Looks like pretty's mom or older sister!




Im thinking that Paperboy is wacken off to this one right now
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#444775 - 08/24/09 09:28 AM Re: Fat cow meltdown on adt
Vizzle Offline
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Posts: 3812
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Quote:

Im thinking that Paperboy is wacken off to this one right now




Fun to ride until your friends find out I suppose.



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#444776 - 08/24/09 02:25 PM Re: Fat cow meltdown on adt
Spunko Offline
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Quote:

I can't make out the screen grab...




Click on the image. Problem solved
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#444777 - 08/24/09 03:25 PM Re: Fat cow meltdown on adt
pretty Offline
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nah not really
heres a current pic for ya

i for got how to put the pic in the thread though?



Quote:

Quote:







Looks like pretty's mom or older sister!




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#444778 - 08/24/09 04:45 PM Re: Fat cow meltdown on adt
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-Chuck, Vegetarian fanboy
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#444779 - 08/24/09 05:17 PM Re: Fat cow meltdown on adt
cqd Offline
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Registered: 11/27/07
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Now that is fucking bizarre. No offense Pretty, but the picture of the fat lady looks like someone somehow managed to inflate then let a little bit of the air out of you.

That is spooky.
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#444780 - 08/24/09 05:31 PM Re: Fat cow meltdown on adt
pretty Offline
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Registered: 03/29/08
Posts: 1991
Loc: colorado
lol what?

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#444781 - 08/24/09 05:51 PM Re: Fat cow meltdown on adt
cqd Offline
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Like when you have a helium balloon and it slowly deflates and gets wrinkly.

That fat lady looks like you as a slightly deflated balloon.
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#444782 - 08/24/09 06:12 PM Re: Fat cow meltdown on adt
pretty Offline
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Posts: 1991
Loc: colorado
lol ok ha
i dont think so
maybe when i was fat
but i look alot better now
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#444783 - 08/24/09 06:24 PM Re: Fat cow meltdown on adt
cqd Offline
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Damnit I wasn't calling you fat.

I was saying that if you were really fat and then someone drained some of the fat from you you would similar to how the fat lady looks now. She looks like a half filled, stretched balloon version of you. Like someone inflated your body and skin then let a bit of air out.

I know it is a weird idea to inflate then partially deflate a person, but I am not saying you are fat.

I didn't realize my goofy mental image joke was going to come off as calling you fat.


Edited by conquistador (08/24/09 06:27 PM)
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#444784 - 08/24/09 06:30 PM Re: Fat cow meltdown on adt
pretty Offline
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Registered: 03/29/08
Posts: 1991
Loc: colorado
nah its cool

im fine
youre adorable
i just pmd you back


love, pretty
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#444785 - 08/24/09 06:31 PM Re: Fat cow meltdown on adt
Vizzle Offline
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Quote:

I know it is a weird idea to inflate then partially deflate a person, but I am not saying you are fat.




What an odd sentence...but I'm pickin' up what you're puttin' down.
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#444786 - 08/24/09 06:32 PM Re: Fat cow meltdown on adt
Vizzle Offline
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Quote:

lol ok ha
i dont think so
maybe when i was fat
but i look alot better now





...and you...that new pic, damn. 4 wanking bananas:
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#444787 - 08/24/09 06:45 PM Re: Fat cow meltdown on adt
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#444788 - 08/24/09 06:55 PM Re: Fat cow meltdown on adt
Barry the Pirate Offline
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Posts: 8433
Loc: Great Pacific Northwest
Quote:

There's fucking hot BBW








Who is this zaftig honey?

Barry
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#444789 - 08/24/09 10:22 PM Re: Fat cow meltdown on adt
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Quote:






pretty! you look great!
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#444790 - 08/24/09 10:51 PM Re: Fat cow meltdown on adt
Smokey Offline
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Registered: 11/22/08
Posts: 857
Loc: Northeast US
pretty's new pics make my balls tingle
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#444791 - 08/24/09 11:58 PM Re: Fat cow meltdown on adt
Claude Goddard Offline
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Registered: 06/16/07
Posts: 2512
Loc: Slumberland
Quote:



Click on the image. Problem solved





Ah, with all the pop-ups I just shut that shit down right away. Fuck it.

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#444793 - 08/25/09 10:10 AM Re: Fat cow meltdown on adt
Dirty Deadz Offline
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Registered: 04/12/08
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Y'all should see the rest of the pics from that shoot.

-Keep It Dirty

...pretty is an understatement now. You look fab girlie, now...SHOW YUR TITS! lol
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#444795 - 08/25/09 01:08 PM Re: Fat cow meltdown on adt
pretty Offline
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Registered: 03/29/08
Posts: 1991
Loc: colorado
i kinda thought youd be best man
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#444796 - 08/25/09 01:21 PM Re: Fat cow meltdown on adt
pretty Offline
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Registered: 03/29/08
Posts: 1991
Loc: colorado
but im confuzzled- the thread says "meltdown" where is the meltdown
??
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#444797 - 08/25/09 01:53 PM Re: Fat cow meltdown on adt
Spunko Offline
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Registered: 08/04/06
Posts: 1155
Loc: U.S. Outpost 31
Quote:

Quote:

There's fucking hot BBW








Who is this zaftig honey?

Barry




Pretty sure that is Maria Moore.

And the things I would do to her are illegal everywhere but Brazil and Chechnya.
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#444799 - 08/25/09 05:35 PM Re: Fat cow meltdown on adt
LouCypher Offline
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Quote:

Quote:






pretty! you look great!




Whooah..

Thats the new pretty?.
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#444800 - 08/25/09 09:32 PM Re: Fat cow meltdown on adt
Dirty Deadz Offline
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Registered: 04/12/08
Posts: 373
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Yeah, that pic is like maybe a week and a half old at most.

-Keep It Dirty

..for the record I'd do both the fat chick and the fat fat-tittied chick, but you already knew that, didn't you, Lou?
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#444801 - 08/26/09 12:58 AM Re: Fat cow meltdown on adt
gokkunfan Offline
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Registered: 09/07/07
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No freaking way that's the same woman.

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#444802 - 08/26/09 07:52 AM Re: Fat cow meltdown on adt
pretty Offline
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Registered: 03/29/08
Posts: 1991
Loc: colorado
lol
no
im neither of the bigger girls in the top of the thread
im the blonde one i posted the attatchment to and that charin put in the thread for me

i used to be fat, and i guess freestylah thinks i used to look like the big girl in the pink vinyl get up
i dont think either of the big girls look bad, i dont judge
i was just being an opportunist and posting a new pic of myself that i dig alot
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#444803 - 08/26/09 08:13 AM Re: Fat cow meltdown on adt
gokkunfan Offline
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Quote:

lol
no
im neither of the bigger girls in the top of the thread
im the blonde one i posted the attatchment to and that charin put in the thread for me

i used to be fat, and i guess freestylah thinks i used to look like the big girl in the pink vinyl get up
i dont think either of the big girls look bad, i dont judge
i was just being an opportunist and posting a new pic of myself that i dig alot




I was talking about you, remember seeing some frumpy looking pictures.

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#444804 - 08/26/09 10:59 AM Re: Fat cow meltdown on adt
cameronkeys Offline
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Registered: 12/24/07
Posts: 997
Loc: FL
Quote:


i was just being an opportunist and posting a new pic of myself that i dig alot




Thanks for that! Hot pic!! If I may ask...how big were you? (because I just cant picture you fat!!) and how did you lose the weight?

I gained @ 30 pounds from the meds I had to go on @4-5 yrs ago. Plus they made me all bloated. SUCKED! Thankfully my Dr. has FINALLY adjusted them and added a cpl to counteract the fatty side effects and all of a sudden I'm dropping weight like crazy! Down over 10 pounds in the past 2 weeks alone...woo hoo!

But hey..I'm always up for tips to lose more!! At 5'7", my goal is 120 pounds. So I still have some to lose...
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#444805 - 08/26/09 11:58 AM Re: Fat cow meltdown on adt
drained Offline
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Registered: 02/12/08
Posts: 4580
@pretty
Quote:

lol
no
im neither of the bigger girls in the top of the thread
im the blonde one i posted the attatchment to and that charin put in the thread for me

i used to be fat, and i guess freestylah thinks i used to look like the big girl in the pink vinyl get up
i dont think either of the big girls look bad, i dont judge
i was just being an opportunist and posting a new pic of myself that i dig alot




She didn't judge herself, so she just lost weight for the fun of it. Right.


@cameronkeys
Quote:

Quote:


i was just being an opportunist and posting a new pic of myself that i dig alot




Thanks for that! Hot pic!! If I may ask...how big were you? (because I just cant picture you fat!!) and how did you lose the weight?

I gained @ 30 pounds from the meds I had to go on @4-5 yrs ago. Plus they made me all bloated. SUCKED! Thankfully my Dr. has FINALLY adjusted them and added a cpl to counteract the fatty side effects and all of a sudden I'm dropping weight like crazy! Down over 10 pounds in the past 2 weeks alone...woo hoo!

But hey..I'm always up for tips to lose more!! At 5'7", my goal is 120 pounds. So I still have some to lose...




Somewhere else she mentioned that she didn't work hard on losing her curves and here she states about the opposite. Consequently done.
Another approach for both would be just to admit their, their audience's and the industry's vanity. It isn't hard.

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#444806 - 08/26/09 02:19 PM Re: Fat cow meltdown on adt
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Dirty
Quote:

Yeah, that pic is like maybe a week and a half old at most.

-Keep It Dirty

..for the record I'd do both the fat chick and the fat fat-tittied chick, but you already knew that, didn't you, Lou?




I did know that Mr Deadz, and that's what I like about you.

Pretty... you look like Avril Lavignes hot mom in that pic.
I fucken like it.
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#444807 - 08/26/09 02:27 PM Re: Fat cow meltdown on adt
cameronkeys Offline
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Posts: 997
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Quote:


Somewhere else she mentioned that she didn't work hard on losing her curves and here she states about the opposite. Consequently done.
Another approach for both would be just to admit their, their audience's and the industry's vanity. It isn't hard.




As I've said before...I'm not losing my curves, just some excess fat that I've picked up over the years. Just because a girl wants to lose a cpl pounds doesnt mean she aspires to be a rail thin stick figure.
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#444808 - 08/26/09 02:41 PM Re: Fat cow meltdown on adt
drained Offline
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You, cameronkeys, mentioned that you aren't built to be a waif, which is just fine. It wasn't meant as an insult, by the way, just seemed a bit contradictory.

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#444809 - 08/26/09 04:59 PM Re: Fat cow meltdown on adt
pretty Offline
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Registered: 03/29/08
Posts: 1991
Loc: colorado
yay!
i love avril- shes vegan too yknow



Quote:

Dirty
Quote:

Yeah, that pic is like maybe a week and a half old at most.

-Keep It Dirty

..for the record I'd do both the fat chick and the fat fat-tittied chick, but you already knew that, didn't you, Lou?




I did know that Mr Deadz, and that's what I like about you.

Pretty... you look like Avril Lavignes hot mom in that pic.
I fucken like it.


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#444810 - 08/26/09 05:16 PM Re: Fat cow meltdown on adt
Bishop Offline
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Quote:

Yeah, that pic is like maybe a week and a half old at most.

-Keep It Dirty

..for the record I'd do both the fat chick and the fat fat-tittied chick, but you already knew that, didn't you, Lou?



Mr Dirty, with all the dudes around here talking about what they WOULDN'T hit, you are a breath of fresh air!
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#444812 - 08/26/09 05:25 PM Re: Fat cow meltdown on adt
cqd Offline
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Posts: 4795
Pretty, I like you and thanks for getting Dirty to post a bit more. I appreciate that you delivered on my request.

Thank you.

(Via telephone I asked Pretty why Dirty hadn't been posting and she told me he didn't realize that people appreciate his posts so much. I think we do.)
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#444813 - 08/26/09 05:26 PM Re: Fat cow meltdown on adt
Bishop Offline
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Hey Redgoat, what is happening?
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#444815 - 08/26/09 05:42 PM Re: Fat cow meltdown on adt
Bishop Offline
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Go Yankees! School is back in! and I'm courting an old Saab that would make a cool toy to have a little fun with and maybe stash for my son


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#444816 - 08/26/09 05:51 PM Re: Fat cow meltdown on adt
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Quote:


(Via telephone I asked Pretty why Dirty hadn't been posting and she told me he didn't realize that people appreciate his posts so much. I think we do.)




Aww fuck that noise... That's how's it's going to be Dirty?.
You're posting here for you?. This place isn't about you.
Realize right now you're a fucken degenerate.. sit back and let it soak in. Have a moment... all to yourself.


Then....

Read this.... and before every post and especially after everyone say this to yourself...

"My Style Is Impetuous"

It's a lifestyle Dirty... either be there or you've been that, yes?.

Don't share this with the rest of the petri dish please.. You and me and all.


- Olu
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#444817 - 08/26/09 07:42 PM Re: Fat cow meltdown on adt
Dirty Deadz Offline
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Apperently there were calls made, faxes sent, fuckin' carrier pidgeons were dispatched throughout the kingdom, and smoke signals were exchanged in regards to me posting. They give a fuck not what I say, but whether or not I post more pics of Pretty. I hate to disappoint...



-Keep It Dirty

...Bishop, I'm a total man-whore. I'd hit an on-coming semi if the owner/operator paid my rate


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#444818 - 08/26/09 07:46 PM Re: Fat cow meltdown on adt
drained Offline
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A weird angle and a strange pose. Why not just post some frontal or profile shots or whatever else there is?

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