Damnit I wasn't calling you fat.

I was saying that if you were really fat and then someone drained some of the fat from you you would similar to how the fat lady looks now. She looks like a half filled, stretched balloon version of you. Like someone inflated your body and skin then let a bit of air out.

I know it is a weird idea to inflate then partially deflate a person, but I am not saying you are fat.

I didn't realize my goofy mental image joke was going to come off as calling you fat.