You know what's sad here? The moment I saw the still posted I knew without hesitation that was Judge Alvin 'J.P' Valkenheiser from Nothing But Trouble.

I would really like to know what switch got flipped in my brain that I can recall ridiculous movie trivia from films I haven't seen in 15 years yet I'm unable to remember where in the fuck I put my car keys fifteen minutes ago.

End segue, please return to porn blog discussion.