i can see it now. keeani strolls dubiously into ed powers office circa the year this ID was made, glasses, rats nest of a mop and all. ed sees her and pulls up his pants.
ed-what can i do for you? k-i heard you make fuck films. ed-where'd you hear that... k-i want to do a scene with you ed-really... k-yes, really ed-ok, what's the rate? k-i don't know. maybe $600? ed-whaddya say to $800 and a bottle of jack? k-sounds good to me. ed-great. and could you make the check out to edward powers? tax purposes.
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"Oooh, a collection of stars. How 'of the moment.' It seems like whenever a girl gets a trendy tat, in the future, it will just symbolize the year they hit the wall." -Gia J