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I remember giving him $20 to just go away.



+1 I do the same thing

I will also, when approached by a disadvantaged african american or other minority child selling diabetes-inducing candy in the parking lot or at the entrance to a mall, I will ask him how many candy bars (or boxes of shit) he has left to sell...typically its between 40-60, at $1-2 per item, and I buy the ENTIRE box, plus 20 bucks...i then dump it in the trash.

I figure I am saving at least that amount in future tax payments paying for the little fuckers FREE insulin and dental work via welfare.

Philantrophy, Burglar style.
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