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Holy shit! Brandon was an ensign. Those freaking Canadians will give a naval commission to anyone.
No, I was a stowaway on a Canadian Merchant Marine vessel going to Hong Kong. Heard of the Gulf of Tonkin incident? Yup....I was there. It was all a big misunderstanding. Anyways, after spending 3 years living in Japan teaching at the Ninja Institute, I decided it was time to return home. I opened a successful chain of restaurants called Edo of Japan and the rest is history.