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#444295 - 08/19/09 09:06 PM A message from 1981
Brandon_Iron Offline
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Greetings! I come to you from 1981. My name is Brandon Iron. If you would like to read the complete story of my entry into the adult industry, visit my blog, please.

http://blogs.pornstarnetwork.com/brandoniron/2009/08/19/me-still-so-horny/


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#444296 - 08/19/09 09:14 PM Re: A message from 1981
JasonH Offline
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Registered: 02/15/07
Posts: 954
Damn, you were one ugly fucking kid. No wonder you've got issues with women and have to pay them to fuck you.
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#444297 - 08/19/09 09:18 PM Re: A message from 1981
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Registered: 04/18/03
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It was the look back then, my friend. I am dealing with an abnormally healthy libido, I admit. Trust me, your first boner will change everything for you.

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#444298 - 08/20/09 12:15 AM Re: A message from 1981
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Registered: 08/05/05
Posts: 2116
Loc: Faber College
Looks more like Leif Garret before all the drugs.
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#444299 - 08/20/09 01:13 AM Re: A message from 1981
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Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
Someone please pshop a boxcover for Falcon's He's Half My Age.
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#444300 - 08/20/09 01:33 AM Re: A message from 1981
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Registered: 04/16/09
Posts: 3703
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I haven't seen much of Iron's work. I remember one clip from a scene that was semi rough... He was fucking a pretty lanky blond woman with small tits...fucking her while she's crying and saying "I'm a cunt" Iron's then berates her and says something like "It's my fault what you are? It's my fault you're a whore?" She is still crying and Brandon let's her "get revenge" by allowing her to slap him across the face a few times. He grints his face as some of the shots seem pretty hard. Anyone know the girl I'm talking about?


Edited by Bug Whisperer (08/20/09 01:34 AM)
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#444301 - 08/20/09 09:58 AM Re: A message from 1981
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Registered: 02/23/05
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Loc: Paddling my canoe in the wild


No wonder the americans keep mocking our military.

PS I'm hurt you didn't look me up when you were in Vancouver!
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#444302 - 08/20/09 10:02 AM Canadian Air Force
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#444303 - 08/20/09 11:05 AM Re: A message from 1981
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Quote:

Greetings! I come to you from 1981. My name is Brandon Iron. If you would like to read the complete story of my entry into the adult industry, visit my blog, please.

http://blogs.pornstarnetwork.com/brandoniron/2009/08/19/me-still-so-horny/





Was your mother a heavy drinker during her pregnancy with you??
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#444304 - 08/20/09 11:13 AM Re: A message from 1981
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Loc: FL
Damn...you were really working the blond David Cassidy look eh?
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#444305 - 08/20/09 11:14 AM Re: A message from 1981
Nathanial Mayweather Offline
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Registered: 08/30/07
Posts: 1045
Loc: Putting the POW in powerbottom...
Quote:

Greetings! I come to you from 1981. My name is Brandon Iron. If you would like to read the complete story of my entry into the adult industry, visit my blog, please.

http://blogs.pornstarnetwork.com/brandoniron/2009/08/19/me-still-so-horny/






Holly shit you look like you were one of the extras in the
movie Over the Edge





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#444306 - 08/20/09 11:31 AM Re: A message from 1981
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Registered: 08/04/06
Posts: 1155
Loc: U.S. Outpost 31
I can't even begin to count the number of times I yanked it to Pamela Ludwig.

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#444307 - 08/20/09 12:22 PM Re: A message from 1981
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Registered: 07/09/06
Posts: 2362
Loc: St. Louis


Holy shit! Brandon was an ensign. Those freaking Canadians will give a naval commission to anyone.
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#444308 - 08/20/09 02:05 PM Re: A message from 1981
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Holy shit! Brandon was an ensign. Those freaking Canadians will give a naval commission to anyone.




Everyone feels taller at sea level.
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#444309 - 08/20/09 02:14 PM Re: A message from 1981
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Registered: 09/01/08
Posts: 9782
Loc: Hillbilly Holler
^ Is that pic from "The Rentinel" ?
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#444310 - 08/21/09 03:46 PM Re: A message from 1981
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Registered: 04/18/03
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No wonder the americans keep mocking our military.

PS I'm hurt you didn't look me up when you were in Vancouver!




Well, you would have found me at the Amsterdam Cafe. I stayed in a condo near GM Place. Ventured out to East Hastings late one night and had an interesting experience with a man selling hypodermic needles. He was pointing at junkies and barking a one word command: "Come!" Most ignored him. I heard something said in my general direction, looked back, and saw he was speaking to me. I just walked faster. He did, too. I started jogging. He did, too. I started to panic over the prospect of being stabbed by this weirdo. I went into full sprint and lost him.

That is one fucked up, crazy place to visit. Tons of human misery on every corner. It took all my willpower to turn down the heroin users with slits for eyes who asked me if I wanted company. "No, thanks. I have one. Brandon Iron Productions."

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#444311 - 08/21/09 03:49 PM Re: A message from 1981
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Registered: 11/27/07
Posts: 4795
I only ever hear totally conflicting things about Vancouver. Some people tell me it is a drugged out mess and some people love living there and think it is beautiful.

Also, is it true that the weather there is such that one could pretty much live outdoors year-round? I have met a few hobo type characters here who want to go there so they can bum around all year. I just don't know if that is true.

Grizz?

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#444312 - 08/21/09 03:50 PM Re: A message from 1981
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Registered: 04/18/03
Posts: 9174
Loc: Penalty Box
Quote:

Damn...you were really working the blond David Cassidy look eh?




You kids just don't understand. It was the 80's. Watch some VH1 and learn your history! Michael Jackson was still black. People didn't lock their doors. VCRs cost $1,000 and the only porn you could get was Seka and Vanessa Del Rio. Joey Silvera was a meat puppet performer guy. Jamie Gillis was having women talk dirty to him. I forget the name of the series. Maybe it was Talk Dirty to Me....??

Those were the good old days.

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#444313 - 08/21/09 03:54 PM Re: A message from 1981
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Holy shit! Brandon was an ensign. Those freaking Canadians will give a naval commission to anyone.




No, I was a stowaway on a Canadian Merchant Marine vessel going to Hong Kong. Heard of the Gulf of Tonkin incident? Yup....I was there. It was all a big misunderstanding. Anyways, after spending 3 years living in Japan teaching at the Ninja Institute, I decided it was time to return home. I opened a successful chain of restaurants called Edo of Japan and the rest is history.

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#444314 - 08/21/09 04:18 PM Re: A message from 1981
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Registered: 10/19/06
Posts: 9958
Loc: fortified


Could you maniacs please not post pics like this... It makes Bi look an actual human being and takes most of the fun out of insulting him. I'm almost proud of the petite lil queer in that picture. Thank god he's Canadian... and A sEMEN.

- hAW Haw
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#444315 - 08/21/09 04:24 PM Re: A message from 1981
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Registered: 11/27/07
Posts: 4795
I'm proud to be a Canadian.

I'm proud to be a Canadian
Pass me another beer
I'm proud to be a Canadian
Hold my seat while i take a piss

Our prime minister sucks dogshit through his nose
His ex-wife gets brown showers from Mick Jagger
The only reason we live in fucking igloos
Is our government makes a living licking shit holes

I'm proud to be a Canadian
Pass me another welfare check
I'm proud to be a Canadian
Hold my seat while i go out and ca$h it

I'm proud to be a Canadian
Pass me another eskimo
I'm proud to be a Canadian
Hold my seat while i fuck her up the ass hole

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#444316 - 08/21/09 05:44 PM Re: A message from 1981
cameronkeys Offline
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Registered: 12/24/07
Posts: 997
Loc: FL
Quote:

Quote:

Damn...you were really working the blond David Cassidy look eh?




You kids just don't understand. It was the 80's. Watch some VH1 and learn your history! Michael Jackson was still black. People didn't lock their doors. VCRs cost $1,000 and the only porn you could get was Seka and Vanessa Del Rio. Joey Silvera was a meat puppet performer guy. Jamie Gillis was having women talk dirty to him. I forget the name of the series. Maybe it was Talk Dirty to Me....??

Those were the good old days.




You're only like 5 years older then me! Yeah..I remember the 80's well...sometimes it was good..sometimes not so much
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#444317 - 08/21/09 11:17 PM Re: A message from 1981
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Registered: 01/07/06
Posts: 4268
Loc: Portland
Quote:

Quote:



Holy shit! Brandon was an ensign. Those freaking Canadians will give a naval commission to anyone.




Everyone feels taller at sea level.




+1.

Actually photographed at a rich uncle's backyard deck adjoining a babbling brook.

It's all a matter of perspective.

The coiled rope is not used for vessels but rather for auto-asphyxiation.

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#444318 - 08/21/09 11:49 PM Re: A message from 1981
CxGxPx Offline
Porn Fucking Master

Registered: 04/16/09
Posts: 3703
Loc: Sleeping through my funeral
Quote:

I'm proud to be a Canadian.

I'm proud to be a Canadian
Pass me another beer
I'm proud to be a Canadian
Hold my seat while i take a piss

Our prime minister sucks dogshit through his nose
His ex-wife gets brown showers from Mick Jagger
The only reason we live in fucking igloos
Is our government makes a living licking shit holes

I'm proud to be a Canadian
Pass me another welfare check
I'm proud to be a Canadian
Hold my seat while i go out and ca$h it

I'm proud to be a Canadian
Pass me another eskimo
I'm proud to be a Canadian
Hold my seat while i fuck her up the ass hole






I love the Fuck The Facts cover of that song.
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#444319 - 08/22/09 07:33 PM Re: A message from 1981
Brandon_Iron Offline
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Registered: 04/18/03
Posts: 9174
Loc: Penalty Box
Quote:

You're only like 5 years older then me! Yeah..I remember the 80's well...sometimes it was good..sometimes not so much




Babe, you and I need to bone. I'll wear a wig if you want and you can pretend I'm David Cassidy.

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#444320 - 08/22/09 07:35 PM Re: A message from 1981
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Registered: 04/18/03
Posts: 9174
Loc: Penalty Box
Quote:

Quote:

Quote:



Holy shit! Brandon was an ensign. Those freaking Canadians will give a naval commission to anyone.




Everyone feels taller at sea level.




+1.

Actually photographed at a rich uncle's backyard deck adjoining a babbling brook.

It's all a matter of perspective.

The coiled rope is not used for vessels but rather for auto-asphyxiation.






Allow me to show you the Carradine knot sometime. It snatches your breath quicker than a pebble from your hand.

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#444321 - 08/22/09 08:11 PM Re: A message from 1981
Gunker Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/07/06
Posts: 4268
Loc: Portland
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Allow me to show you the Carradine knot sometime. It snatches your breath quicker than a pebble from your hand.




Nice.

Mixing "Kung Fu" with Carradine's demise.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tnGEX_x_FGY

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