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#443960 - 09/22/09 11:42 AM Re: TiaLing.com
PornShooter Offline
Stormy's Lawyer

Registered: 09/02/09
Posts: 25
WOW, you guys are real smooth with the ladies I see ! I've met Tia, she's very sexy and very sweet. I wonder if you guys are this charming on set ?

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#443961 - 09/22/09 11:57 AM Re: TiaLing.com
ivorenginedriver Offline
Porn Fucking Master

Registered: 09/19/05
Posts: 3576
Loc: Baltimore, MD
I am an industry outsider and try to charm the fair sex a bit, but when one is paying hard cash for pussy one apparently doesn't have to exude much charm.

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#443962 - 09/22/09 12:38 PM Re: TiaLing.com
gokkunfan Offline
AC Cream Wannabe

Registered: 09/07/07
Posts: 576
Loc: Dolce Hottest Bukkake Babe
"Bella" is a bloke look at "her" shoulders and upper arms.

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#443963 - 09/22/09 01:31 PM Re: TiaLing.com
PornShooter Offline
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Registered: 09/02/09
Posts: 25
Quote:

I am an industry outsider and try to charm the fair sex a bit, but when one is paying hard cash for pussy one apparently doesn't have to exude much charm.




Yes, they're getting paid. However, being nice to them goes a long way on set. Treat them like shit you'll still get a scene , sure , but it will probably be a shitty one. Don't get me wrong, plenty of girls walk in with an attitude. Those are the ones that can take a hike. Nothing wrong with laying on a little charm with cool ones , goes a long way in the scene.

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#443964 - 09/22/09 02:37 PM Re: TiaLing.com
ivorenginedriver Offline
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Registered: 09/19/05
Posts: 3576
Loc: Baltimore, MD
Enlightened self-interest is a beautiful thing and mama taught me to catch flies with honey rather than vinegar. Best of luck with your shoots, dude.

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#443965 - 09/22/09 06:58 PM Re: TiaLing.com
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Registered: 05/06/04
Posts: 5230
Loc: watching Bad Ronald
just stay out of lanark park, shooter.
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#443966 - 09/23/09 06:57 AM Re: TiaLing.com
ivorenginedriver Offline
Porn Fucking Master

Registered: 09/19/05
Posts: 3576
Loc: Baltimore, MD
I am a porn outsider and live far from Lanark park, but I definitely stay away from Leakin park.

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#443967 - 09/23/09 10:02 PM Re: TiaLing.com
PornShooter Offline
Stormy's Lawyer

Registered: 09/02/09
Posts: 25
Quote:

just stay out of lanark park, shooter.




And Why is that exactly ?

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#443968 - 09/25/09 08:35 PM Re: TiaLing.com
Smokey Offline
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Registered: 11/22/08
Posts: 857
Loc: Northeast US
We are on a message board, not on a set douchebag. Around here, 'charming' a 'girl' is better known as 'sucking up to a whore' or being a 'fanboy'.

No one needs an alt-white night in shining aluminum. I liked you better when you were bad habit.
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#443969 - 09/25/09 08:39 PM Re: TiaLing.com
ivorenginedriver Offline
Porn Fucking Master

Registered: 09/19/05
Posts: 3576
Loc: Baltimore, MD
Bad guess, dude. Don't use alts. Hard enough to keep one story straight. Mom and Dad always told me that I wasn't as quick as my brothers.

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#443970 - 09/26/09 06:58 AM Re: TiaLing.com
NitneLiun Offline
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Registered: 07/09/06
Posts: 2362
Loc: St. Louis
Quote:

Enlightened self-interest is a beautiful thing and mama taught me to catch flies with honey rather than vinegar. Best of luck with your shoots, dude.




Why would you want to catch flies?
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#443971 - 09/26/09 11:07 AM Re: TiaLing.com
faceblaster Offline
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Registered: 05/06/04
Posts: 5230
Loc: watching Bad Ronald
Quote:

Quote:

Enlightened self-interest is a beautiful thing and mama taught me to catch flies with honey rather than vinegar. Best of luck with your shoots, dude.




Why would you want to catch flies?




Flied Lice! You eat now!
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#443972 - 09/26/09 08:08 PM Re: TiaLing.com
ivorenginedriver Offline
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Registered: 09/19/05
Posts: 3576
Loc: Baltimore, MD
I know it doesn't make much sense, but what just popped into my mind was the John the Baptist subsisted on honey and locusts.

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#443973 - 09/27/09 08:15 AM Re: TiaLing.com
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Quote:

I know it doesn't make much sense, but what just popped into my mind was the John the Baptist subsisted on honey and locusts.


The minute it has to make sense I am out of here
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#443974 - 09/27/09 09:28 AM Re: TiaLing.com
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#443975 - 09/27/09 12:22 PM Re: TiaLing.com
loopnode Offline
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Posts: 7322
Loc: The Children's Limbo
Quote:

Tia Ling




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#443976 - 09/28/09 03:21 PM Re: TiaLing.com
gokkunfan Offline
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Registered: 09/07/07
Posts: 576
Loc: Dolce Hottest Bukkake Babe
Sounds like a shop door bell.

Ting a ling a ling.


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#443977 - 09/28/09 10:13 PM Re: TiaLing.com
PornShooter Offline
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Registered: 09/02/09
Posts: 25
Listen Fucktard, first of all I have no idea who or what Bad habbit is. Second of all , It has nothing to do with sucking up or being a fanboy to anyone, it's called professionalism. However, jackasses like yourself are the reason that this industry gets a bad rap so I wouldn't expect that you would even know how to spell professional, least of all be able to have any on a message board or on a set.

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We are on a message board, not on a set douchebag. Around here, 'charming' a 'girl' is better known as 'sucking up to a whore' or being a 'fanboy'.

No one needs an alt-white night in shining aluminum. I liked you better when you were bad habit.



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#443978 - 09/28/09 11:47 PM Re: TiaLing.com
drained Offline
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Registered: 02/12/08
Posts: 4580
To have any. Right. Having some on the set is as professional as it gets.

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#443979 - 09/29/09 04:38 AM Re: TiaLing.com
Bishop Offline
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Registered: 12/13/03
Posts: 2376
Loc: Rockin' the Z5U
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Listen Fucktard, first of all I have no idea who or what Bad habbit is. Second of all , It has nothing to do with sucking up or being a fanboy to anyone, it's called professionalism. However, jackasses like yourself are the reason that this industry gets a bad rap so I wouldn't expect that you would even know how to spell professional, least of all be able to have any on a message board or on a set.

Quote:

We are on a message board, not on a set douchebag. Around here, 'charming' a 'girl' is better known as 'sucking up to a whore' or being a 'fanboy'.

No one needs an alt-white night in shining aluminum. I liked you better when you were bad habit.





Jump right in, didn't you? SHABBA!
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#443980 - 10/03/09 11:08 PM Re: TiaLing.com
Smokey Offline
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Registered: 11/22/08
Posts: 857
Loc: Northeast US
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Listen Fucktard, first of all I have no idea who or what Bad habbit is. Second of all , It has nothing to do with sucking up or being a fanboy to anyone, it's called professionalism. However, jackasses like yourself are the reason that this industry gets a bad rap so I wouldn't expect that you would even know how to spell professional, least of all be able to have any on a message board or on a set.

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We are on a message board, not on a set douchebag. Around here, 'charming' a 'girl' is better known as 'sucking up to a whore' or being a 'fanboy'.

No one needs an alt-white night in shining aluminum. I liked you better when you were bad habit.







You also probably wouldn't find me on a set, being as I'm not in the industry. Your status as professional cum catcher clearly makes you outrank me in the game of life. As a human 'sneeze guard' of sorts, like the ones at the salad bar at the local sizzler you took your boyfriend to for his birthday last week. What exactly do you list as your profession when you sign up for pre-paid cell phones and credit cards since your credit score is below the Mendoza line? Does douche retriever seem professional? No? Fluffer, merkin retriever, cum backboard? It's a legit question and I'd like an answer.

So, since I've clearly proven I am not the reason porn gets a bad rap, do you have any other nuggets of knowledge you'd like to drop, Mr. Professional?
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#443981 - 10/16/09 08:57 PM Re: TiaLing.com
PornShooter Offline
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Registered: 09/02/09
Posts: 25
Quote:

Quote:

Listen Fucktard, first of all I have no idea who or what Bad habbit is. Second of all , It has nothing to do with sucking up or being a fanboy to anyone, it's called professionalism. However, jackasses like yourself are the reason that this industry gets a bad rap so I wouldn't expect that you would even know how to spell professional, least of all be able to have any on a message board or on a set.

Quote:

We are on a message board, not on a set douchebag. Around here, 'charming' a 'girl' is better known as 'sucking up to a whore' or being a 'fanboy'.

No one needs an alt-white night in shining aluminum. I liked you better when you were bad habit.







You also probably wouldn't find me on a set, being as I'm not in the industry. Your status as professional cum catcher clearly makes you outrank me in the game of life. As a human 'sneeze guard' of sorts, like the ones at the salad bar at the local sizzler you took your boyfriend to for his birthday last week. What exactly do you list as your profession when you sign up for pre-paid cell phones and credit cards since your credit score is below the Mendoza line? Does douche retriever seem professional? No? Fluffer, merkin retriever, cum backboard? It's a legit question and I'd like an answer.

So, since I've clearly proven I am not the reason porn gets a bad rap, do you have any other nuggets of knowledge you'd like to drop, Mr. Professional?




Ok ... so instead of an unprofessional producer you're just an unprofessional porn fan / basher that sits at home beating his meat like it owes him money to all these girls and then comes on a porn board and tries to act cool by bashing them or others in the industry. wow man ... i wanna be like you !

Pretty sure I stated I'm a producer / photographer , don't know much about being a fluffer / cumcatcher. So what do i put on a credit card app ... lol ... photographer ... what do you put ? Porn Board troll ? Porn fan ? I'm pretty sure my credit score is way above yours ... actually its pretty much perfect ... but i didn't know that was supposed to be a cutdown on a porn board. Since your not to be found on a set ... maybe you best leave how I treat the girls i shoot up to me and you just stick to how you best get yourself off to them , which I 'd prefer you leave to yourself because i'd rather not hear about it, although i'm pretty sure it involves lube and big ass dildo. Do I have any other nuggets of knowledge ... nah .... it's clear there's nothing i can say to make you look any more like an idiot than you do on your own crackhead.

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#443983 - 10/17/09 10:23 PM Re: TiaLing.com
PornShooter Offline
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Registered: 09/02/09
Posts: 25
Quote:

A porn board like this for you to respond and spew idiotic insults is perfect, because someone would have broken your jaw at this point if you were actually saying this face to face with the poster.
Say what you want about what porn fans, but without you holding a miniscule bit of power over a naive young girl ( if you are really in the biz)as a "producer", it is the only way that you ever realistically get laid,any-hoo.
The PW's that you may wield power over are probably the same broads in high school that laughed at you as you hid your hard-on getting out of your desk while fantasizing about talking to one of them.

"Waaaaah, my credit score is about perfect".....
"Waaaaah, i'd rather not hear about it, although i'm pretty sure it involves lube and big ass dildo. "( At least you have dreams)

Finally, what are some of your credits,"Porn Shooter"?

Nobody ever seems to answer that question when challenged.
Me-eth calleth bullshitteth.






You can calleth whatever the fucketh you want ! I really don't care. Maybe you should read the entire thread before you run your mouth. I didn't start the shit. I'm simply returning the insults that he started. I don't get nasty with anyone unless they get nasty with me. I have no problem backing myself up face to face with anyone. If you'd prefer it,that's fine, you'll find me at the circle bar at the avns. I was the one defending the girls , not vice versa. So again, you should read the thread before running your mouth. I never try to start an argument or a pissing match with anyone, but 90% of the people here are all about that and nothing else.

Who do I shoot for ? Mostly Atk and multi model site stuff. I'm not a director for wicked or anything like that nor did I ever claim to be. I do simple shit for some extra money and I treat every girl that comes thru with the same respect I'd ask from them. Now , all that being said, if you'd still like to punch me in the jaw face to face we can arrange that , or maybe you can just apologize for jumping on me after obviously not reading the entire thread ,i'm cool with that , too. Or maybe you did read the entire thread and just feel like being a prick to the new guy on the block. Either way , doesn't matter to me. I don't need porn to get laid, nor do I need this board to spew insults. Seems to me everyone here needs it to call everyone some type of name, lol, but to each his own I suppose.

BTW, I've scene you on facial abuse, so yes I know who you are and who you work for. You have no room to be talking about someone not getting ass off camera, because you would be getting none if it were not for the sites you own. Also, thanks for the pic, Pauncherello is cool, you should have put him up with his "CHIPS" sun glasses, though!

ON another note, I'm sure Tia's glad we keep going back and forth on this thread, though ! HA!

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#443984 - 10/18/09 05:38 AM Re: TiaLing.com
freestylah Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 12/28/07
Posts: 4856
Loc: The 4th International
Quote:

BTW, I've scene you on facial abuse, so yes I know who you are and who you work for. You have no room to be talking about someone not getting ass off camera, because you would be getting none if it were not for the sites you own.




Multiple




Quote:

ON another note, I'm sure Tia's glad we keep going back and forth on this thread, though ! HA!




You're sure? Did you ask her?
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#443986 - 10/18/09 08:22 AM Re: TiaLing.com
PornShooter Offline
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Registered: 09/02/09
Posts: 25

Quote:

ON another note, I'm sure Tia's glad we keep going back and forth on this thread, though ! HA!




You're sure? Did you ask her?




No, don't think I'd bother asking her that.

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#443987 - 10/18/09 08:32 AM Re: TiaLing.com
PornShooter Offline
Stormy's Lawyer

Registered: 09/02/09
Posts: 25
Quote:

Quote:

Quote:

BTW, I've scene you on facial abuse, so yes I know who you are and who you work for. You have no room to be talking about someone not getting ass off camera, because you would be getting none if it were not for the sites you own.




Multiple




Quote:

ON another note, I'm sure Tia's glad we keep going back and forth on this thread, though ! HA!




You're sure? Did you ask her?





He saw me on "Facial Abuse"??
He knows my work?

PornShooter has once again proven how stupid he is.

Oh, and I won't be meeting you at The Circle Bar at the AVN's, either.
Why would you be there anyway, if you only do this for a few extra bucks? Unless you are a busboy there....

Feel free to carry on with the interweb threats.
They are as relevant as your "work".




I'm pretty sure you threatened me first and I just simply responded. Simply stated that if you're so intent on running your mouth face to face I'll be there. It's not a threat, but it's what you stated you would prefer. And yes, I'm there every year or almost every year in a business capacity. I meet a few clients, try to hook up with a few new ones, bla bla bla .... I'm not even going to respond to your busboy comment as it's not worth replying to.

I never said "a few extra bucks" , I said "extra money", pretty sure I don't have to disclose how much that is to you or anyone else. As I stated , I shoot mostly for mulit model style websites. If you're saying i'm wrong regarding who you shoot with or for, that's fine, I may have made mistake. I don't think I have, but If so, who do you shoot for then ? I'm sure everyone on this board may already know, but since i do not according to you, then please educate me ? Since you love to run your mouth so much for no apparent reason other than to start trouble, please tell me something aside from that regarding your professional "credits."


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#443988 - 10/18/09 03:22 PM Re: TiaLing.com
PornShooter Offline
Stormy's Lawyer

Registered: 09/02/09
Posts: 25

He saw me on "Facial Abuse"??
He knows my work?

IN this regard I thought you were Big Red Machine from GFY, so my bad .

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#443989 - 10/24/09 07:51 PM Re: TiaLing.com
Gunker Offline
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Registered: 01/07/06
Posts: 4268
Loc: Portland


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#443990 - 12/08/09 09:14 PM Re: TiaLing.com
tialing Offline
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Registered: 06/16/09
Posts: 418
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I swear to god that didn't hurt that bad ! lol !

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#443991 - 12/09/09 08:49 AM Re: TiaLing.com
delanoojos Offline
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Registered: 05/18/09
Posts: 890
Loc: Midwest / Florida
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I swear to god that didn't hurt that bad ! lol !




Thats too bad, I was wishing that it had. Im not seeing a frying pan in the pic, so I assume that this is not the dude that wacked you in the face.
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#443992 - 12/09/09 09:49 AM Re: TiaLing.com
inebriated kiwi Offline
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Registered: 12/25/08
Posts: 843
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I swear to god that didn't hurt that bad ! lol !





The cock in your arse or the clothes pins?

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#443993 - 12/09/09 08:46 PM Re: TiaLing.com
tialing Offline
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 06/16/09
Posts: 418
Quote:

Quote:

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I swear to god that didn't hurt that bad ! lol !




The close pins ... lol ... I like anal !


The cock in your arse or the clothes pins?



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#443994 - 12/09/09 08:49 PM Re: TiaLing.com
tialing Offline
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Registered: 06/16/09
Posts: 418
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Quote:

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I swear to god that didn't hurt that bad ! lol !




Thats too bad, I was wishing that it had. Im not seeing a frying pan in the pic, so I assume that this is not the dude that wacked you in the face.




Nope .... he's the dude that fucked you in the ass the night before

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#443995 - 12/10/09 05:42 AM Re: TiaLing.com
delanoojos Offline
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Registered: 05/18/09
Posts: 890
Loc: Midwest / Florida
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Quote:

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I swear to god that didn't hurt that bad ! lol !




Thats too bad, I was wishing that it had. Im not seeing a frying pan in the pic, so I assume that this is not the dude that wacked you in the face.




Nope .... he's the dude that fucked you in the ass the night before




Ha, good one. Did you google that answer?

Wheres my frying pan?
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#443997 - 12/10/09 03:23 PM Re: TiaLing.com
delanoojos Offline
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Registered: 05/18/09
Posts: 890
Loc: Midwest / Florida
paperchase,

It's a social community thing. Growing up in a small town we have lots of guys just like Dane. So I am used to guys with limited sosial skills and marginal looks. When you spend more time with the live stock than you do porno you tend to grow up strange. I can relate to Dane.He has done a lot in his short life and I admire that.

As far as Tia does, the only way that I have had interaction with a asain is through my reading about massage parlors. Not that I have ever been to one. From my understanding the Mamsan is older lady,not attractive and she is the one that takes you into the back room.Thats how I picture Tia.

So to sum things up: I have alwaqys had an incredible fear of older asain women who stick their fingers up my ass and yell BANSI WHITEBOY You SHOOT NOW..only $50 more..not that that ever happened really.

But I can relate to Dane. I had a girlfriend just like Faye for a while.She kept wanting to stick her finger up my ass too.Dane is cool. I will attempt to contain myself and try to be more understanding about Tia. I want her to stay around. If I wasnt so scared of Asain women I would fuck her. Or at least drop a load in her right eye.
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#443998 - 12/10/09 10:41 PM Re: TiaLing.com
tialing Offline
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Registered: 06/16/09
Posts: 418
Quote:

paperchase,

It's a social community thing. Growing up in a small town we have lots of guys just like Dane. So I am used to guys with limited sosial skills and marginal looks. When you spend more time with the live stock than you do porno you tend to grow up strange. I can relate to Dane.He has done a lot in his short life and I admire that.

As far as Tia does, the only way that I have had interaction with a asain is through my reading about massage parlors. Not that I have ever been to one. From my understanding the Mamsan is older lady,not attractive and she is the one that takes you into the back room.Thats how I picture Tia.

So to sum things up: I have alwaqys had an incredible fear of older asain women who stick their fingers up my ass and yell BANSI WHITEBOY You SHOOT NOW..only $50 more..not that that ever happened really.

But I can relate to Dane. I had a girlfriend just like Faye for a while.She kept wanting to stick her finger up my ass too.Dane is cool. I will attempt to contain myself and try to be more understanding about Tia. I want her to stay around. If I wasnt so scared of Asain women I would fuck her. Or at least drop a load in her right eye.




Funny you mention limited social skills because you have none .... nor can you spell any better than Donny Long. Do you relate well to him , as well ?

The reason you're scared of me isn't because I remind you of the mamasan older lady in a massage parlor, or because you're worried I 'd stick my fingers up your ass, but because you know you'd probably nut five seconds after I put my hand on your cock. Because you couldn't handle me in a bedroom on your best day. Because if people saw us walking down the street together in your little tiny town they'd say .... "what's that chick doin' with that deusche bag?"

You can say whatever you'd like when you're hiding behind your keyboard .... but reality is what's stated in the paragraph above. As far as where the frying pan is .... pretty sure you let someone stick that up your ass since you seem to have a fetish about it.

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#444000 - 12/11/09 08:03 AM Re: TiaLing.com
delanoojos Offline
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Registered: 05/18/09
Posts: 890
Loc: Midwest / Florida
Quote:

Quote:

paperchase,

It's a social community thing. Growing up in a small town we have lots of guys just like Dane. So I am used to guys with limited sosial skills and marginal looks. When you spend more time with the live stock than you do porno you tend to grow up strange. I can relate to Dane.He has done a lot in his short life and I admire that.

As far as Tia does, the only way that I have had interaction with a asain is through my reading about massage parlors. Not that I have ever been to one. From my understanding the Mamsan is older lady,not attractive and she is the one that takes you into the back room.Thats how I picture Tia.

So to sum things up: I have alwaqys had an incredible fear of older asain women who stick their fingers up my ass and yell BANSI WHITEBOY You SHOOT NOW..only $50 more..not that that ever happened really.

But I can relate to Dane. I had a girlfriend just like Faye for a while.She kept wanting to stick her finger up my ass too.Dane is cool. I will attempt to contain myself and try to be more understanding about Tia. I want her to stay around. If I wasnt so scared of Asain women I would fuck her. Or at least drop a load in her right eye.




Funny you mention limited social skills because you have none .... nor can you spell any better than Donny Long. Do you relate well to him , as well ?

The reason you're scared of me isn't because I remind you of the mamasan older lady in a massage parlor, or because you're worried I 'd stick my fingers up your ass, but because you know you'd probably nut five seconds after I put my hand on your cock. Because you couldn't handle me in a bedroom on your best day. Because if people saw us walking down the street together in your little tiny town they'd say .... "what's that chick doin' with that deusche bag?"

You can say whatever you'd like when you're hiding behind your keyboard .... but reality is what's stated in the paragraph above. As far as where the frying pan is .... pretty sure you let someone stick that up your ass since you seem to have a fetish about it.




Tia,

Thank you for the spelling lesson. Just so you know, I have people who normaly spell for me, they are on vacation right now.

Secondly, on another thread it is reported that you have taken Tanner mays dog and made King Pow Pubby last night. If this is true, you owe Tanner some dinner. That dog was her life.

Its one thing for you to take jobs frm real Americans, but to take their dog? Pretty low if you ask me.

Have you even considered opening up a Massage Parlor in Detriot? They have lots of dogs running around that town. You could have different flavor of dog every night.

Hell you could move your entire family out of the trailer and live in a beauftul massage parlor with your very own heating plate and your very own bathroom.
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#444001 - 12/11/09 08:35 AM Re: TiaLing.com
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I'm just waiting for "douchebag" to be spelled right.
It's definitely not the bank,like someone pointed out previously.




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#444002 - 12/11/09 10:30 PM Re: TiaLing.com
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Registered: 03/19/07
Posts: 510
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I swear to god that didn't hurt that bad ! lol !




Thats too bad, I was wishing that it had. Im not seeing a frying pan in the pic, so I assume that this is not the dude that wacked you in the face.




Nope .... he's the dude that fucked you in the ass the night before




Why? Knee high pink socks. Why?

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#444003 - 12/13/09 05:10 PM Re: TiaLing.com
tialing Offline
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Registered: 06/16/09
Posts: 418
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I'm just waiting for "douchebag" to be spelled right.
It's definitely not the bank,like someone pointed out previously.









Ok .... you got me .... I made a mistake with the word "douchebag" , guess I missed that one in the spelling contest in Grade school !

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#444004 - 12/13/09 05:11 PM Re: TiaLing.com
tialing Offline
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Registered: 06/16/09
Posts: 418
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I swear to god that didn't hurt that bad ! lol !




Thats too bad, I was wishing that it had. Im not seeing a frying pan in the pic, so I assume that this is not the dude that wacked you in the face.




Nope .... he's the dude that fucked you in the ass the night before




Why? Knee high pink socks. Why?




Ehhhhhh .... not my idea , trust me !

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#444005 - 12/13/09 05:20 PM Re: TiaLing.com
tialing Offline
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Registered: 06/16/09
Posts: 418
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paperchase,

It's a social community thing. Growing up in a small town we have lots of guys just like Dane. So I am used to guys with limited sosial skills and marginal looks. When you spend more time with the live stock than you do porno you tend to grow up strange. I can relate to Dane.He has done a lot in his short life and I admire that.

As far as Tia does, the only way that I have had interaction with a asain is through my reading about massage parlors. Not that I have ever been to one. From my understanding the Mamsan is older lady,not attractive and she is the one that takes you into the back room.Thats how I picture Tia.

So to sum things up: I have alwaqys had an incredible fear of older asain women who stick their fingers up my ass and yell BANSI WHITEBOY You SHOOT NOW..only $50 more..not that that ever happened really.

But I can relate to Dane. I had a girlfriend just like Faye for a while.She kept wanting to stick her finger up my ass too.Dane is cool. I will attempt to contain myself and try to be more understanding about Tia. I want her to stay around. If I wasnt so scared of Asain women I would fuck her. Or at least drop a load in her right eye.




Funny you mention limited social skills because you have none .... nor can you spell any better than Donny Long. Do you relate well to him , as well ?

The reason you're scared of me isn't because I remind you of the mamasan older lady in a massage parlor, or because you're worried I 'd stick my fingers up your ass, but because you know you'd probably nut five seconds after I put my hand on your cock. Because you couldn't handle me in a bedroom on your best day. Because if people saw us walking down the street together in your little tiny town they'd say .... "what's that chick doin' with that deusche bag?"

You can say whatever you'd like when you're hiding behind your keyboard .... but reality is what's stated in the paragraph above. As far as where the frying pan is .... pretty sure you let someone stick that up your ass since you seem to have a fetish about it.




Tia,

Thank you for the spelling lesson. Just so you know, I have people who normaly spell for me, they are on vacation right now.

Secondly, on another thread it is reported that you have taken Tanner mays dog and made King Pow Pubby last night. If this is true, you owe Tanner some dinner. That dog was her life.

Its one thing for you to take jobs frm real Americans, but to take their dog? Pretty low if you ask me.

Have you even considered opening up a Massage Parlor in Detriot? They have lots of dogs running around that town. You could have different flavor of dog every night.

Hell you could move your entire family out of the trailer and live in a beauftul massage parlor with your very own heating plate and your very own bathroom.




Apparently so , since you can't even spell "normally" right in the same paragraph. You may want to tell them to return quickly before someone mistakes you for Donny.

Before I even consider you a significant person to respond to regarding your posts, I think you should concentrate on learning the English language .... especially since you seem so intent on poking fun of "ethnic" descent. On another note, your comments kinda sound like something a 3rd grader would come up with on a school bus picking on another 1st grader. Maybe your next post will be "I know you are but what am I ?"

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#444006 - 12/13/09 07:25 PM Re: TiaLing.com
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Registered: 10/19/06
Posts: 9958
Loc: fortified
Tia... what did I tell you about posting in your own thread?.
And then there's responding to DelaDoofus..
Two words doll..

JUST.DON'T.

Posting in your own thread makes you look spambot and Doofus has a Dane Cross to stalk, yes?.
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#444007 - 12/14/09 09:20 AM Re: TiaLing.com
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Registered: 05/18/09
Posts: 890
Loc: Midwest / Florida
Thats true, I need to focus all of my attention toward Dane and Faye. Tia, I did get a chance to see one of your movies this weekend. They were having 10DVD sale for $12.99 this weekend. Great deal. You were great. Very talented, and nice considering they were shot pre-frying pan .
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#444008 - 12/15/09 07:36 AM Re: TiaLing.com
ChipE Offline
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Registered: 03/25/08
Posts: 179
Loc: Coast of Cali
Hey Tia. Come and get it!
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#444009 - 12/15/09 09:23 AM Re: TiaLing.com
delanoojos Offline
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Registered: 05/18/09
Posts: 890
Loc: Midwest / Florida
Lou, how am I doing so far?
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#444010 - 12/16/09 09:17 PM Re: TiaLing.com
tialing Offline
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 06/16/09
Posts: 418
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Tia... what did I tell you about posting in your own thread?.
And then there's responding to DelaDoofus..
Two words doll..

JUST.DON'T.

Posting in your own thread makes you look spambot and Doofus has a Dane Cross to stalk, yes?.




Lou,

Responding to DelaDoofus ... well, you're right ... I have to agree with you there. Point well taken. However, If someone addresses me in my own thread I'll respond. It's not spamming unless you're promoting something , which i have not done here.




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#444011 - 12/17/09 06:04 AM Re: TiaLing.com
delanoojos Offline
Internet Tough Guy

Registered: 05/18/09
Posts: 890
Loc: Midwest / Florida
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Tia... what did I tell you about posting in your own thread?.
And then there's responding to DelaDoofus..
Two words doll..

JUST.DON'T.

Posting in your own thread makes you look spambot and Doofus has a Dane Cross to stalk, yes?.




Lou,

Responding to DelaDoofus ... well, you're right ... I have to agree with you there. Point well taken. However, If someone addresses me in my own thread I'll respond. It's not spamming unless you're promoting something , which i have not done here.








Shit my feeling is really hurt
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#444012 - 12/19/09 05:07 PM Re: TiaLing.com
tialing Offline
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 06/16/09
Posts: 418
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Tia... what did I tell you about posting in your own thread?.
And then there's responding to DelaDoofus..
Two words doll..

JUST.DON'T.

Posting in your own thread makes you look spambot and Doofus has a Dane Cross to stalk, yes?.




Lou,

Responding to DelaDoofus ... well, you're right ... I have to agree with you there. Point well taken. However, If someone addresses me in my own thread I'll respond. It's not spamming unless you're promoting something , which i have not done here.








Shit my feeling is really hurt




I'm sure .... especially since you still can't spell or use the English language

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#444013 - 12/19/09 05:16 PM Re: TiaLing.com
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Registered: 04/14/06
Posts: 14755
Loc: Busy downloading [LEGALLY!]
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I'm sure .... especially since you still can't spell or use the English language





But, at least drawing of Snoopy don't make him think about dinner.

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