Here's my theory:

Mopezart, I'm having a hard time believing that you're Steve Koch. I feel like you've gone to great lengths to impress us around here since day 1 and it has extended to trying to win us over with tenuous attempts to entertain us just because the activity level on the Steve Koch vs Cheyenne thread has dropped.
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"What I do know is that if Karen Carpenter and Mama Cass Elliot had shared that sandwich they'd both be alive today." -Michael K