dude looks like the West Coast Sportswami. in all seriousness, why do these guys always look the same - A.C. Cream, Swami, and now Steve Koch - its like somebody used the old bob's big boy stand-up like a giant jello mold and started churning these fuckers out. and what is the mechanism within these tubs of goo that compels them to nail every bulletpoint on the standardized PW stalker profile?

300+ pounds, check.
MMA/wrestling mark, check.
Nascar mark, check.
Collecting toy action figures, check.
World of Warcraft, check.
Myspacing girls "call me for work", check.
Awkward photos with PW's at conventions to appear relevant, check.

Before pimpdaddy sets his myspace to private [EDIT: lulz he just did..] here are a few gems:

slayin' bitchez.


slayin' dragons.


slayin' buffets.


in duh pit crew.


i hung like dis.


okay more like dis.


mah future ex-wives. if they lucky.


me & the stable. i got the momentum.


me & mia - check mah sandalz.


flippit like its not.


swallow sadness.